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7/30/2011 c1 kitten
XD thats messed up!;3
7/8/2011 c2 5Psychid
"SHUT UP BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND CHOKE YOU WITH IT!"

Somehow, this almost reminds me of my father currently having a bloodshot eye, which I find equally disturbing as what I just read. :S But the way you said it makes it utterly hysterical. XD

Update soon (if there's gonna be a next chapter)! :D
7/2/2011 c1 noname00
I couldn't help but laugh at that last bit; I loved it^^
6/28/2011 c1 10icediamond7
I LOVED THIS LITTLE STORY AND I DEMAND AT LEAST ONE MORE CHAPTER!
6/6/2011 c1 kaylee
Love it! Another chapter would be nice.
5/30/2011 c1 James Birdsong
Good fic
5/28/2011 c1 3lilKCsunshine
Fun! I literally LOL'd. :-)
5/28/2011 c1 maroongrad
Poor lil' vampire. ;) The sort of girl you get a gun as a gift is going to be the sort of girl that REMEMBERS. And then uses it on you.
5/28/2011 c1 can'tthinkofanoriginalusername
I demand a Hellsing abridged story.

This is funny.

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