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7/2/2016 c1 Guest
My problem is that I don't have a SHELDON JEFFREY SANDS unit

This was great! I'll have to check out your other story.
11/23/2013 c1 oOo Ophelia oOo
My unit won't stop trying to cut people with razors and making out with my Jack Sparrow unit...What should I do...lol!
4/29/2013 c1 7HR0W4W4y
I've already read this story before... kinda one or two years ago and it made me laugh so much xD Thank you for the joyful time I could spend reading your story.
And what I also want you to know: your story actually made me watch Once Upon A Time In Mexico! I didn't knew the movie before but your story made me curious :)
The idea to write a Owner's Guide is so funny and creative!
3/9/2013 c1 2Mademoiselle.Claire
Where can I get one?) very interesting and clear guide! Can u send me one unit,please?)
10/27/2012 c1 69deadaccount69foff
This is one of the funniest things! I've ever read XD! I want one!
6/29/2012 c1 41shiawasena neko
I love this, it makes me laugh :)
1/13/2012 c1 ixzkhdewifewfikfkkffjjfjfjf
I did once attempt to read you sands origin story but couldn't get on with it. This however, I enjoyed. Clever and entertaining. Keep up the good work -Vi-
1/22/2011 c1 Texas Bobcat
My unit is always gone for a hour of a day and won't tell me were hes been.help!
12/31/2010 c1 3Junior Pirate
Brilliant! I absolutely loved it! I have since ordered my very own Sheldon Jeffrey Sands Unit and so did one of my friends.

Just a couple of questions...

My Sheldon Jeffrey Sands Unit Frequently wakes up in the night screaming. He's having nightmares about drills. I am worried about him and was wondering what you could suggest to help?

Also, my friend's unit is acting strangely. Sand's hair is slightly longer and also lighter than it should be and while he has no interest in his gun he keeps doing these tricks with his hat (which keeps running away from him whenever he goes to pick it up.) And he really freaked me and my friend out the other day when we took our units out to lunch with us and he stuck forks into these breadrolls and made them move and dance. HELP!
9/14/2010 c1 4C.M. Gate
Excellent! I loved it! This is so definitely going in my favourites!
8/12/2010 c1 6deppaholic123
Oh man this was so hilarious! I laughed all the way through it! Sands is one of my favorite characters! Good job!
4/12/2010 c1 10Lil-Green-Leprechaun
Hilarious! I really want a SHELDON JEFFERY SANDS model now! ah, all the things I could do ...
4/11/2010 c1 16Rage.edit
Dude that was funny!

I rreally like.
2/9/2010 c1 6Sandara
"Q: my SHELDON JEFFREY SANDS unit spends hours on the phone talking to some guy in mexico... what should I do?"

exellent manual XD I just loved the part of ajedrez...

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