Dr. Weird Compilation (Season 3)

"Video Ouija"

By thebestkindofstupid A.K.A. Reginald Konga

Author's Notes: April Fools, everybody!

Dateline:

Dr. Weird's Laboratory

South Jersey Shore

"Gentlemen, behold! I… have discovered life in this meteor." The shutter opened and revealed a green meteor with two tentacles and a single eye. You might recognize it from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. He then said in his normal speaking voice, "I would let it sing, but that would require me turning off my theme song, and uhh, that ain't happening…"

"Wow," Steve said surprised. "Hey, uhh, that alien's not going to suck my brain out, is it?"

Dr. Weird looked at Steve for a moment. "Yes," he answered happily. The meteor then used one of its tentacles to suck Steve's brain out and absorb it into its body.

"Should I be dying now?" Steve asked.

"You tell me," Dr. Weird said. He then yanked his brain out of the back of his head then fell over on the flood, having died from losing his brain. The brain, however, stayed in the air. The meteor tried to absorb this brain too, but then it yelled, "Don't even think about it!" It then fired a beam of mustard at the monster, causing it to explode leaving a burst of flames all over the room.

Still on fire, Steve then said, "Well, that's just great. This outfit is dry clean only."

Author's Notes: …

I'm sorry.