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Rudolf sat alone in his room writing his essay. Or – he had been writing his essay. He was now on Youtube, watching videos on nature. So he didn't notice the temperature drop that accompanied the arrival of his best friend.

Der Tod appeared in Rudolf's room, unnoticed. He walked – well, glided – over to Rudolf's desk and stood behind him, waiting for the prince to notice his presence. When he didn't, der Tod decided to say something

"Was für Hausaufgaben, oder?" Rudolf sighed without turning, already knowing who was there.

"Oh nein, du weiter!" Rudolf exclaimed.

Der Tod laughed. "'Oh nein'? Was, du magst meine Besuche nicht?"

"Ich…" Rudolf faltered, as Tod ran a hand through Rudolf's hair. Rudolf whipped his chair around to face him, but any retort he might've had died on his lips as he once again saw the beautiful figure before him. Tod laughed as he took a step closer to Rudolf, somehow (Rudolf couldn't figure out how) placing himself between Rudolf and the chair, wrapping his cold arms around Rudolf and pulling the prince to him, Rudolf's back pressed against his icy chest. Rudolf felt himself gasp involuntarily, back arching away from der Tod, until he felt strong arms enclosing his torso, pulling him back flush against der Tod. He felt Tod's cold nose buried in his hair and a soft kiss pressed against his scalp.

"Warum… Wofür machst du das?"

"O mein Prinz… ich habe dir schon gesagt, und du wei?t dass es stimmt-" der Tod leaned over Rudolf's right shoulder, further wrapping his arms around Rudolf, and brushed his lips against the shell of his ear, "Du wollst es."

A shiver that had nothing to do with temperature ran through Rudolf. A little sigh unintentionally escaped from the prince, and he had to take a breath to compose himself, made much more difficult b Tod's hands splayed across his stomach, thumb gently caressing up and down. Despite Tod's cold, Rudolf felt the heat building inside him. Twisting itself into a knot deep in Rudolf's stomach. Rudolf gasped involuntarily as he felt an icy kiss pressed just below his ear.

"Was…?" Rudolf tried, "Doch i-" he started again, but Tod's cool lips against his neck and jawline rendered him incapable of any further speech. Rudolf let out another sigh as he let his head drop against Tod's chest, eyes closing. He heard Tod laugh softly as he continued trailing kisses along Rudolf's shoulder and collarbone, taking full advantage of the access allowed by Rudolf's loose-fitting sleep shirt, pulling it aside to expose more of Rudolf's flushed skin. Rudolf gasped as he felt Tod's icy lips close over his pulse point, body arching up away from der Tod, who tightened his hold on Rudolf, forcing the prince back against him. Rudolf suddenly found it hard to breathe, with Tod's hands against him, one on his stomach, the other on his chest, pulling him back, creating as much contact between them as was physically possible. It was only then that Rudolf realized what exactly it was that had been pressing into his backside – and he froze when he realized that he himself had responded in kind – something that had not escaped Tod's notice. The hand still on his stomach moved down to caress his inner thigh, and he heard der Tod whisper to him,

"Wir beiden wolllen es." The strangled sound that left Rudolf's throat had barely lapsed into silence before he was alone again.

It wouldn't be until morning that Rudolf would find the twenty pages he'd accidentally filled with zeros the night before.

Translations:

Was für Hausaufgaben, oder? – Nice homework, huh? [sarcastically]
Oh nein, du weiter! – Oh no, you again!
'Oh nein'? Was, du magst meine Besuche nicht? – 'Oh no'? What, you don't like my visits?
Ich… - I…
Warum… Wofür magst du das? – Why… what are you doing that for?
O mein prinz, ich habe dir schon gesagt, und du wei?t dass es stimmt – Oh my prince, I've told you already, and you know that it's true
Du wollst es – You want it
Was…? – What…?
Doch, i… - But I…
Wir beiden wollen es – We both want it.