Tris was walking around being useless when she heard whispers in a language she didn't understand.

"Ella ni siquiera sabe lo difícil que lo hicimos anoche. Podemos hacer todo lo que un secreto hablando en espa?ol!"

"Sí. El espa?ol es una lengua muerta aquí . ?Quieres ir de nuevo, Al?"

"Oh si!"

Al and... Will? Speaking some sort of secret code? Tris screamed. "Illuminati!"

They must not have heard her because they kept talking.

"Justo ahí! Si!"

"Más Rápido!"

Then Tris walked into the room Al and Will were in, saw them fucking like dogs, and ran away screaming.

"CHRISTINA!"

"wut"

"Will and Al are in the ILLUMINATI!"

"OH NO! wait how do you know this"

"THEY WERE HAVING SEX AND TALKING IN A SATANIC LANGUAGE."

"WILL! GET OUT HERE!"

Will walked out with a giant horse dildo lodged in his asshole.

"what."

"YOU WHORE GET BACK IN MY VAGINA!"

Will screamed. "BUT YOURE ON YOUR PERIOD"

"I DONT CARE GET IN MY VAGINA WILL"

Will got into Christina's big fat black pussy.

"LO QUE UNA PERRA" WILL CRIED

Turns out the giant horse dildo was actually Al's amputated penis. Al walked back out of the room, sewed his penis back on, and pulled out of Will.

"Al get your ugly fat womanpenis inside of me" christina screeched

"I IDENTIFY AS A $25 WALGREENS GIFT CARD!"

"ew"

Then Eric walked out.

"WHY ARE YOU ALL SPEAKING SPANISH AND HAVING AN ORGY AND WHY IS WILL'S HEAD STICKING OUT OF YOUR VAGINA?"

PETER STABBED EVERYONE TO DEATH WITH A BUTTER KNIFE.

"SHUTTTT UUPPPPP!"