This story is based on the charaters from the movie The Princess Diaries and The Princess Diaries 2, which are property of Meg Calbot and Disney.

I made no monetary gain from this story.

San Francisco! Since Princess Mia announce her intension of claiming the throne of Genovia, Clarisse's on heaven! After all the pain of lost his son and when the hope of the future of her country rest in the shoulder of a fifteen years old girl… Well, Clarisse can breathe again.

"How can I thank you, Joseph? You truly safe my life!"

"I was only doing my job, Clarisse!" Said Joseph politely, bowing his head before straightening up again. Clarisse raise from the sofa and walked towards him, invading his private space.

"Seriously, Joseph? Your Job?" He looked her in the eyes and clap his hands behind his back.

"Clarisse… Grant me a wish… Please!"

" A… a wish? Such as…" She never took her eyes from his…

"Spend the next three days with me! Just Clarisse and Joseph!"

"Joseph… This is… well… unusual… I cannot do it, you know? It's… We must return Genovia tomorrow. We just cannot do it…" She step forward, lightly embarrassed.

"Clarisse, you can… If you want! Tomorrow it's Friday, if you call Sebastian and tell him you will like to stay until Sunday, I'm absolutely sure it's ok, for him! Please, Clarisse. Just three days… Nobody has to know… And you really need a break. I'm your HOS… you're safe with me.

Safe? She just don't know… When Joseph is near she just couldn't think clear. His voice made her shiver, made her dream… Oh for heaven's sake… She's the queen! She's a widow of a King… She's a grandmother of the future queen… And she's 63 years old… Behave Clarisse!

"Joseph, you're too kind to me and I'm forever on your debt but I cannot do that… Queen's are not unpredictable." She raise her hand and gently caress his cheek. Joseph close his eyes… The smell of her perfume make his heart beat desperately. She's about to leave the office when he grabbed her hand made her slow…

"You need a break, Your Majesty. Your live had been in darkness since King Rupert pass away. And a mother never have to bury a son… I'm stunned with you mightiness. you are, indeed, a wonderful woman. Besides, the next five years will be a great battle to make a beautiful teenage American girl, to become a beautiful queen of Genovia! Please, allow me to arrange for a weekend… a relaxing weekend. Do you trust me?"

"Of course, Joseph. With my live and you know it. But"

"No but… I call Charlotte and make all the arrangements. You will return to Genovia next Monday." Joseph bowed, kiss the back of her hand and walk toward the door, leaving a slightly astonish Clarisse…

That night she just couldn't sleep. Joseph is occupying all her senses… Damn, is just a friend… a very sexy friend… she closed her eyes and the image of Joseph so close… and the music… and the smell… and his hands around her waist….

"What's the matter with you, Clarisse? A grandmother getting excited… please… this is so ashamed… so ridiculous… Behave, Clarisse!" She got up from bed and walk toward the window…

"Well, three day… pass quickly… I hope!"

The next morning:

Olivia and Priscilla barely disguised the looks when they saw the queen already dressed and in a really good mood…

"Good morning Your Majesty. If we know Your Majesty was already… well… dressed and…" Said Olivia without looking at the queen.

"It's something wrong, Olivia?"

"No, Your Majesty, I'm so sorry. I will bring your breakfast right now." Olivia quit the room, leaving Clarisse and Priscilla.

"Good Morning, Olivia…" Said Joseph approaching the queen's room.

"You're in a good mood, too… How nice!" Olivia is furious.

"What?" Joseph stood looking at the hall, not knowing what to think… Never mind… the only thing that's matter's is Clarisse… Joseph knock at the door.

"Come in." What a voice… Isn't it a wonderful way to start the day?

"Good Morning Your Majesty. Good morning Priscilla."

"Good morning, Sir. Your Majesty, do you need anything else?"

"That's all, Priscilla. Thank you. You may leave us. And good morning, Joseph. I didn't expect you so soon… How can I help you, my diligent Head Of Security?" Joseph catch her hand, and kiss her.

"I came to recue you, my queen!" Joseph bowed with a smile on his lips. Clarisse couldn't help and smile too.

"Well, my knight in shining armor… You must wait for my tea… Please seat and have breakfast with me… If you want, of course…"

"It will be my pleasure, Your Majesty!"

"So… I want to know all the plans for the weekend!"

"You certainly not! It's a surprise!"

"I don't like surprises, Joseph. You know that quit well!"

"Clar…"

"Excuse-me Your Majesty… I didn't know Sir Joseph stay for breakfast, otherwise I'll supply for more…" Olivia left the board whit the breakfast at the coffee table.

"It's quit alright, Olivia. You may go now, please."

Without a word, Olivia left the room.

"What's the matter with her?"

"I don't know, Joseph. She's in a bad mood…" Clarisse finish the tea and stood up.

"I'm waiting, my dear…" What as she said? She's mad… completely mad…

"Behind you, my queen" said Joseph leading the way to the door. They walk in silence… there's no one there…

"It's so strange… Nobody around… Are all the staff asleep?"

Joseph laugh.

"Of course no. But most of then are at the kitchen having breakfast…"

"Hoo… Of course they are! Sometimes I…"

"You…"

"Nothing at all… let's start our weekend" When they walk to the door, Limo isn't there… Instead, Joseph rent a Ford Mondeo Vignale.

"I like it… and I go on the front seat…" And without hesitation, Clarisse open the door and get in the car. Joseph smile at her… what a wonderful woman!

In that morning, the traffic at San Francisco was a chaos… She looks absolutely dazzled… She feel's like a young girl…

"Joseph… I can get use to this, you know?" She looked over her sun glasses.

"I think so too, Your Majesty!"

"Will you be a dear, and stop calling me Your Majesty when we are alone, please?"

"I'm sorry, Clarisse. Well, there is our first stop…"

"Stop? In the middle of the city? What do you mean?"

"You will see…" Joseph stop the car in the parking.

"Will you join me, please?" Clarisse get out of the car…

"A mall? We are going to a MALL?" She's shocked.

"Clarisse, my dear, you must trust me…"

"I do, but…" She was a little afraid. All of this is new…

"Came, my queen! Let's start OPERATION CLARISSE!"

She laugh and accept Joseph arm.

"We must shopping… The queen is resting so… it's time to Clarisse have some fun!"

They spend the next hour looking for jeans, shirt's and tennis shoes…

"Joseph, I told you before… I never used Jeans… I don't think I can…"

"Clarisse, please, just try! Is all I ask. And now, do you mind if we have lunch? I'm starving… Pizza?"

"What? Pizza? Well.. why not… Three days…"

"You need to change, my dear! You're to breathtaking to have pizza…"

"Alright, let's go back then."

"Why?"

"Why? Joseph are you sassing your queen? You told me I have to change…"

"You do! But we don't have to go back at the consulate. I'll park the car somewhere and you can change!"

"Are you mad? I'm staying unclothe… in a car… on the street… with… well… naked… You're mad! That's for sure!"

"Clarisse, breath… I'm getting first. It's ok with you?"

"You… I don't know what to said… if you want…" Clarisse blushed.

"So, let's find a spot…" They drive for an half an hour until they reach an almost desert area, near the sea.

"What do you think? It's no one around… Should I start?"

"I leave the car…"

"No away, Clarisse. If you are not confortable whit me, you can turn around, but don't leave the car. Otherwise, I can protect you." Clarisse look at him and breathed deeply.

" I'm perfectly fine, but I will turn around to give you some privacy."

It's undeniable… the sexual tension raise between them. And they both know it…

In less than a minute, Joseph change is clothes. He was wearing jeans, a dark blue shirt and tennis shoes.

"What do you think?" He's a little shy and wait shyly for her opinion. Clarisse cannot stop looking at him. Sexy with black… Sexy without black…

"You look handsome, Sir!"

He laugh and deeply enjoy the words… Everything, every word spoken by her it's truly magic… made him shiver… made him dream…

"Thank you, my queen. Now, it's your turn… I leave the car…"

"No! You cannot leave in here… stay and turn around… please…"

This will be so hard… Even though he close his eyes, he still can fell her… can smell her… can hear her… The only way he can deal with her proximity is imagine Gretchen, the maid of Viscount Mabrey making steep-tease… This can turn off the most aroused man…

Clarisse just couldn't believe herself. She's really changing clothes in the back seat of a car, near Joseph… And she find it exciting… Ho, for heaven sakes… She's 63… maybe… just maybe what she's really need is a good psychologist…

"You can turn now…" Joseph drop his jaw…

"My queen, I truly believe that one of these days, my heart will stop…!"

"Well, that will be a problem… I truly need my Head of Security! So…"

"Breathtaking, Clarisse! Breathtaking… shall we go?"

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Kisses

Maria