Planetary Guardian Escapades

Disclaimer: I don't own Princess Tutu, Sailor Moon or Vampire Knight or any other anime that I reference in this oneshot all I own are the poor random ocs that are used for reactions to various escapades

So hey guys I'm baaaaaaack! I know I've been gone for a while for many personal reasons and the main one that I will now admit was that I just couldn't get back into writing. But now I'm back and I'm all fired up. Anyway my main problem was that I just couldn't find any inspiration for my writing and to get back into it I recently came across this tumblr auseverywhere which gave me lots of interesting ideas for oneshots that I could write about my fav characters Hotaru and Raven and possibly characters that will feature in my upcoming fics. Anyway the pairings will be the same as for my other stories HotaruxZero and RavenxFakir I will also be posting snippets from my other upcoming stories. Please note that generally the oneshots that I will be posting will occur after the couples get together unless stated otherwise and most of them will generally just be funny escapades between the two besties that are Hotaru and Raven that I will reference in my stories later on although there will be a great many set in different mundane universes. The oneshots won't be too long maybe 1-2k words long depending on my mood. So without further ado lets get started fam

AU PROMPT – Did you and your obvious friend just fake propose to get a free meal AU

Tamaki sighed as he pulled once more at the stiff collar of his shirt frowning at the uncomfortable feeling of it choking him.

"Cheer up Tamaki" called out his friend Mike as he set another pile of dirty dishes down into the sink to be cleaned "just two more hours to go and we're home free."

He then left the kitchen, writing pad in hand silently cursing his father to hell for making him work at this stupid restaurant as approached the first table he saw. Seated at the table covered were two beautiful young women who looked to be around 20 years old conversing happily. The first one had her ebony black hair in a waterfall braid cascading elegantly down her back. Her ice blue eyes sparkling with mischief were lined with kohl. She wore a long sleeved white and silver patterned lace dress and nude heels. Dangling from her ears were silver earrings shaped like dream catchers with white and brown feathers. Clasped around her long neck was a black choker with three feathers, white, yellow and brown.

The other girl who Tamaki silently thought was cuter had peculiar long black hair that glimmered purple swirled into an elegant braided bun with choppy pieces of hair framing her elfish face. She wore an off the shoulder black dress that fell to her knees covered in a swirling gold pattern with black platform pumps. Smokey dark eyeshadow made her sparkling amethyst eyes stand out as she giggled with her friend. Golden six pointed stars dangled from her eyes and a simple amethyst pendant in the shape of the symbol of the planet Saturn hung on a simple golden chain around her neck.

"…I can't believe you're making me do this…."

"….Come on it's not that bad…"

"-that bad its embarrassing! Not to mention its stupid…."

"Raven you promised that you'd do this with me… I am not letting you back out this time..."

The broken snatches of conversation that Tamaki managed to make out dwindled to a close as he neared their table, sighing he made a small fake smile that made his cheeks hurt like his father told him to (Tamaki you need to smile when you greet the customers! You can't glare at them we'll lose business!) as he greeted them.

"Good evening ladies I am Tamaki your waiter for this evening. What would you like for drinks this evening?"

Both of them simply ordered green tea and a pitcher of iced water with salad for starters. The ebony haired girl (Raven he later found out) ordered yu-dofu gozen (Yuba tofu-skin, tofu and vegetables simmered in hot dashi broth and dipped in a special sauce that Tamaki's father refused to divulge the secret of) and the purple haired girl (Hotaru) ordered wagyu sukiyaki (wagyu beef hotpot with udon noodles and vegetables).

"Thank you ladies will that be all?" glancing at the clock that he could see in through the tiny window in the door to the kitchen he cursed once more as he realised that he still had an hour and forty minutes to go.

"No could I have your number as well?" Hotaru gave an exaggerated wink.

"Fireflyyyyyyyyyy its our third anniversary you promised you wouldn't flirt with anyone but me tonight" pouted Raven dramatically at her friend.

"Unfortunately my lady that is one thing I can't give" Tamaki responded drily as he took their menus back, tucking them underneath his right arm he strode back to the kitchen. Behind him he could still here the chatter of the two amusing girls.

"REJECTED!" cackled Raven at her friend who pouted playfully.

"Come on you thought he was cute too" Hotaru shot back.

"Yeah I'm taken not blind. Still he was a bit too broody for my taste. So that's the new boy that Mina kept on trying to hook you up with he seems interesting" Raven smirked.

"He may be cute but as I've told you guys countless times I am never going to go on a date that you guys set up. Who knows what weirdo you guys will come up with" she shuddered playfully to which Raven maturely responded by sticking her tongue out.

"So" Hotaru smirked at her best friend "you ready? We're doing it straight after we get our dessert right?"

"Fine" Raven rolled her eyes "but come on this seems pretty excessive don't you think?"

"Come on it will be awesome and remember you promised, can't back out now besides I forgot my wallet at home so we'd have to do it anyway" Hotaru grinned.

After almost 20 minutes of playful bantering their conversation ceased when their food was brought out by Tamaki. Once they had finished with the main course Tamaki again brought out the menus for dessert.

"I don't know I don't feel like I have much of a sweet tooth tonight what about you Firefly" Raven started as she gazed at the menu.

"You're more than sweet enough for me Raven" Hotaru winked "but I think I'll have the green tea ice-cream with a shot of green tea poured over it".

"Awesome I'll have the same thanks Tamaki" Raven agreed as they ordered.

As they ate the ice-cream to further cement their plans they reached over to take bites of each other's desserts and shamelessly flirted. After they finished with their food Tamaki once again came over to take away their dirty plates when Hotaru after delicately wiping her mouth stood up stating that she had an announcement catching the attention of many of the other patrons of the restaurant.

"Raven, we've been partners for three years now and we've had fun and made so many fantastic memories and I can't imagine doing this with anyone else" Raven had to bite her lip to stop herself from laughing barely managing to keep a straight face as she schooled her facial features into as much of an enamoured expression as she could muster "we live together, fight together and do basically everything together. You're the best partner I could ever have."

Hotaru then went down on one knee and reached into her black purse that had been sitting on the table and pulled out a red velvet box and opened it to reveal a simple elegant silver band with a diamond on it.

"So Raven will you marry me?"

"Yes yes a thousand times yes!" Raven exclaimed almost bursting out laughing as she couldn't believe that his was happening which further made it seem as if she was about to burst with joy as she took the ring and placed it on her left ring finger and reached down to help pull Hotaru to her feet to the applause of many other people seated in the restaurant. At this Mike came out of the kitchen and told them in commemoration of this joyous occasion they were allowed to have this meal on the house which they gratefully accepted.

Later that night after he finished his shift Tamaki exited the restaurant and shivering shuffled over to his car. In the dark streets barely illuminated by various street lights he came across two familiar figures.

"I believe you want this ring back Hota" Raven laughed as she pulled off the silver band and tossed it at her friend who had burst out laughing.

"I still can't believe it worked" she wheezed out of breathe as she continued to laugh clutching her stomach.

Raven just stood next to her best friend shaking her head.

"I can't believe that we just did a fake proposal to get a free meal."

Thanks again for reading guys the next chapter of Angel of Silence is almost done and hopefully will be posted soon and of course if there is a particular oneshot you wish to read just review and I'll see what I can do so long as it stays true to the pairing.

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