In the studio, 5 min before the show.*

Ecipson: come on people! We start in 4mins!

Ragna: I'm just asking, but what are we going to be doing on this game show?

Evil smile*

Eclipson: Well, your going to be doing basic stuff

Ragna: like..

Eclipson: just answering questions

Ragna: oh, okay

Eclipson: and if you get one wrong, you'll do punishments like….run 15 laps, dance on hot rocks, and play dodge ball

Ragna: what!? Well…the dodge ball doesn't sound bad

Eclipson: not with regular dodge balls….with bowling balls

Ragna: what the-! Are you crazy!? Someone could die from that!

Eclipson: not my problem, just try not to get 3 questions wrong okay! Let the camera roll!

Curtain opens, audience cheers and roars*

Eclipson: Hello everyone! And welcome to the first episode of the blazblue game show!

*crowd cheers*

Eclipson: Now, time for introductions! IM your host Eclipson! Now for the contestants! First we have Ragna the bloodege!

Ragna: Hey, my names Ragna

Eclipson: Noel!

Noel: hi! My name is Noel vermillion very nice to meet you

Azrael: Hey name is Azrael

Platinum (luna): Hey buttholes! My name is Luna!

Eclipson: *sweatdrops* um.. okay…

Kagura: Hey all you lovely ladies out there, im Kagura Mutsuki

Terumi: Hello all you worthless scum! Im gonna be your future master, Terumi! Hhehehehe….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

*WHOLE studio rumbles*

Eclipson: Terumi! Will you cut that out!

Rumbling stops*

Eclipson: Man, I got to find a cage for that guy... and finally…

Jin: get the camera away from me before I cut your head off * death glare*

Eclipson: (thought: buzz kill) well, that's it for intro. Now! To assign partners!

The blazblue cast groans*

Eclipson: *death glare* *clears throat* anyway…..the first pair of partners are….Kagura and Azrael!

Kagura & Azrael: WHAT!?

Eclipson: you Guys get 2 seconds to change your partners

Kagura: noe-!

Eclipson: ohhh! Im sorry time is up! Kagura and Azrael are officially partners!

Azrael: You little shi-

Eclipson: *blows raspberry* The second pairing is….Jin and Noel!

Jin: Say what!?

Noel: AH! No please!

Eclipson: okay noel, since your practally like a little sister to me, I'll pair you up with Ragna instead of Jin

Noel: thank you….

Azrael: oh, so she can switch but not us!?

Eclipson: that's right, now quite your whining, your supposed to be a man!

Azrael: B****

Eclipson: What!? Say that again you stupid hunk of muscle!

Azrael: You wanna go!?

Eclipson: Heck yeah!

Azrael and eclipson walk up to each other and clash their foreheads together*

AzraeL: I'll meet you behind the building when the show is over

Eclipson: fine!

Azrael: FINE!

*walks away*

* Eclipson fixing her lab coat and hair*

Eclipson: sorry you dear viewers had to see that. Some people just aren't that intelligent

Azrael: *mumbles* Like you

Eclipson: * death glare* any way….the Last Pairing is….Terumi and Jin!

Terumi: You've gotta be kidding me!

Jin: Better than being paired with trash over there

*points to noel*

Noel: that's cruel…..

Eclipson: now that parings are done….I'll explain the requirements for the show. Ahem…here are the requirements for the show: there will be no fighting or foul language in the show. No Drinks or food are allowed. Gambling will not be tolerated, if caught Gambling you will immediately be kicked out of the building. And finally, no weapons of any kind are allowed.

Crowd: okay!

Eclipson: well…that was it on our agenda…..so…SHOWS OVER! But next episode will be the Game! Thanks for coming!

Crowd:Yay!

*behind the building*

Azrael: you ready for this Eclipse!?

Eclipson: Heck yeah!

*takes out Large anime Hammer with a built in drill on the left side*

Azrael: Lets go!

Eclipson: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!


Well…that's that… I might write part 2 in a week or so. This is my first fic, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone said it sucks….anyway please R&R!