Kim Pines


Super silver 46: Hey guys and welcome to another chapter of X^7+1 jerk.(Yeah I know the title is different but I'm planning on fixing it.) Anyway please enjoy the story and best of all please leave a review.


"Passengers we have arrived at Toronto Bus Depot. Please take your belongings before someone steals them and sells them on the internet. Have a nice day!"

The bus doors opened and people filed out after making sure they had their belongings( Because who wants their stuff sold on the internet when they can do it themselves for a higher price?) The last person who walked out of the bus had Jet black hair with red hair dye in it. " God that ride was so not worth 100 bucks!" The passenger complained as he shouldered his bag.

Jason Flowers

Age: 23

The Mercenary

Rating: Awesome

He had just used the last of his money on the bus to get to Toronto. He wished he could have used a subspace door to get here but,sadly, there were none in his area so he had to take the bus and use his own money since Gideon wouldn't lend him some money. what a dick! Suddenly his cellphone rang,probably Gideon. He took his phone out of his pocket and hit a button on it while moving out of the depot. "This is Jason what do you want?" "Are you in Toronto yet?"the other person on the line said. Jason looked around for a bit and answered. " It's an 8 hour trip from new York to Toronto, It's been 8 hours what do you think dumb ass?" Jason retorted. " Well since you so Politely told me that I guess I won't tell you the hotel where Patel's at." No fucking way was Jason going to stand in the depot for 2 days! " All right fine I'm sorry Gideon just tell me where he's at" Jason apologized. He could practically see Gideon what a dick!

" He's at the hotel four miles from where you're at. Happy walking!"He said as he hung up. That son of a bitch! The club was 4 miles from the Depot it would take 4 hours to get there! "Happy walking, my ass" Jason grumbled as he headed out of the depot heading towards the hotel. (Play Another winter for background music, if you want to.) After walking for a couple of minutes some random stranger,a drug dealer by the looks of his clothes came up to him. " Heyy man want some drugs in ya?" The Dealer drunkenly said. " First of all I think you should seek professional help and second I don't do drugs so get out of my way!" Jason growled at him hoping that the guy would get the message. " Hey man you can't talk to me that way!" Jason rolled his eyes this guy was just plain annoying. I'm just gonna walk around h- Jason was jolted out of his thought's when the dealer threw a punch at him. " Hey what the fuck are you doing!" Jason yelled as he dodged the punch. "I told you you can't *Hic* speak to me that way!" The dealer yelled as he threw punch after punch at Jason" Right now Jason was pissed. He had no money, was working for an absolute dick, he had to walk for 4 miles, and to top it all off it started snowing! " You wanna fight you piece of shit! The you got a fight!" Jason then feinted a right hook at the dealer then followed up with a nasty uppercut! " You Bastard you broke my nose! I'm gonna kill you!"The dealer yelled as he, stupidly,charged at him. Wanting to end the fight as quickly he reached into his bag he pulled out a titanium baseball bat.

Titanium baseball bat

+2 attack and extra damage to dealers who don't know how to take no as an answer!

Right as the dealer was close to him Jason swung his Baseball bat as hard as he could against the dealers face. The blow connected and the dealer crumpled onto the ground and then burst into coins. "what..the hell?"Jason said while looking at the coins had picked up. Man Toronto was freaking Weird! Shaking his head Jason continued his trek through the city...

A couple of hours later...

" Hello and welcome to the highlight hotel how can we help you?" Asked one of the hotel clerks. She was slightly cute but not that pretty to Jason. " I'm here to see Matthew Patel so can I go?" Jason said. The clerk nodded and pointed where Patel's suite was, after saying a quick thanks he head towards the suite. " Yo Patel it's me, Jason can you open the door?" Jason said as he knocked on the door leading to Patel's a couple of seconds Patel opened the door.

Matthew Patel

Age: unknown

The Pirate Wannabe

Rating:still the same loser he was in high school only "evil" now

"So you made it, Flowers. What do you think about Toronto?" Patel asked. " I think it's just plain weird." Patel shrugged his shoulders. " It takes a while to get used to anyway. So while you're staying are you going to get a job after Pilgrim's destroyed?" ( He's jobless, what a loser) Jason didn't comment for a while because he hadn't thought that far. If everything went well he'd probably be on the streets like that dealer he just defeated. Ugh this means that after this I'll definitely have to move in with mom and dad. "Hey flowers are you listening?" This made Jason jump a little because he was too into his thoughts. "Huh? What did you say?" Jason asked. Patel rolled his eyes, " I said I saw this one place where you could work at. It's not that far it's called No-Account Video." What kind of stupid name was that? But it was the best thing he had to getting a job. " anyway I have to deliver this letter to pilgrim since he didn't respond to my e-mail so just relax here for a bit. Oh and there's food in the fridge." And with that said Patel walked out of the room. Should I have told him it's snowing out there?

The next day...

" Welcome to No-Account Videos." The clerk said with a monotone voice. It was kind of obvious that she didn't want to be working by the tone of her voice. So Jason, being the good Samaritan he was, decided to mess with her for a bit. " Oh I was just stopping by to get a job here but you can call me the man of your dreams." Jason said smirking at her using his sexy charm( In his own mind) " yeah,no not gonna happen so go somewhere far away from here if your just here to screw with people." she snarled at this was the first time a girl actually rejected him! Usually it was the other way around. " I'm not here to screw with you redhead I'm here to get a job" Jason said. Actually he was here to get a job but screwing around with people was always fun. She scoffed at him," Is redhead the only insult you can come up with?" He had tons of other insults but he didn't want to because she would probably cry like a baby. " I have tons of other insults Bitch so why don't you tell your manager I'm here to get a job?" Her face turned as red as her hair from anger, Jason found it cute when she was angry. "Listen you little-" she didn't get to finish her insult because some other lady came in. " Hey Kim I see you're yelling at someone other than Scott" The lady said. She then turned to look at me, probably to see how awesome I was. " You are?" She left the question hanging in the air. Damn it I can't use my real name or Ramona will find out I'm in town!" My name is Dylan Colt and I'd like to apply for a job here." I said. She looked kind of surprised that I wanted to get a job here. Behind her Kim was making 'No' signs so she wouldn't hire him. After a while she finally answered," Sure just get here tomorrow at 8 A.M and you've got yourself a job!" She said cheerfully. Wow that was really easy..