Hello There!
These aren't a part of my Reader x Caveira series, but I wanted to past them anyways, because, well, I enjoyed creating them!
Responding to 6lok's comment: Thank you so much! That comment you left meant to much to me and what I do! As for you're question, yes, more recent operators will be appearing in the series so stay tuned!
Anyway, enjoy these!
Y/N: You know you've made it when you see your face everywhere you go
Caveira: …
Caveira: Y/N those are 'wanted' posters
Y/N: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Caveira: *blushes* fine i guess-
Tachanka: I'm doing great, thanks
Caveira: Where is my fucking knife!?
Y/N: Cav, can you say it nicer please?
Caveira: Fine
Caveira: May I adress the whereabouts of my fucking knife?
Buck: Has anyone seen my hat?
Caveira: Y/N probably took it. He steals everything.
Y/N: What!? That is not true-
Caveira: Like my heart.
Caveira: You know Y/N, Thermite gives Ash flowers every week. I wish you would do that.
Y/N: Ummm, okay?
(Two days later)
Y/N: *Gives Ash flowers*
Ash: What the-
Y/N: I don't get it either
Y/N: I need to be ten times more intimidating than I am right now
Caveira: *looks up from book* You know ten times zero is still zero right?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Okay you smart ass mother fu-
Caveira: Recruits, there are three ways to complete missions: The right way, the wrong way, and the Caveira way
Y/N: Isn't that the wrong way?
Caveira: Yeah but it's faster
Y/N: I'm a simple man
Caveira: Yesterday you literally told me you wanted a jet engine-powered car with laser-guided hellstorm missiles
Y/N: I'm a simple man with a complicated mindset
Y/N: *drinking diet coke* Y'know, I'm glad Diet Coke cans are silver. No blaring, in-your-face, bright-ass red all over the damn thing. Just a nice, simple silver.
Caveira: …
Caveira: Are you a fucking bull?
Y/N: *finishes off last terrorist* Finally, we won!
Random terrorist: *Appears behind Y/N*
Caveira: Uh, Y/N...look behind-
Y/N: NOPE! Nope I'm not looking back, we won!
Y/N: Did you know the pupil can expand up to 50% when you're looking at something beautiful?
Caveira: *looking at Y/N* I think my pupils are broken
Y/N: How so?
Caveira: They wont stop expanding
Caveira: Y/N, you can't just eat chocolate for lunch everyday
Y/N: Cav, chocolate is made from cocoa, which is taken from a tree, making it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad
Caveira: …
Caveira: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!
after training exercise*
Thacher: Caveira, can you please pick up the trash around the training course?
Caveira: Eh, sure
Thatcher: …
Thatcher: CAVEIRA PUT Y/N DOWN!
Y/N: I have the urge to do something stupid
Caveira: I'm stupid! Do me!
Y/N: Cav, you're like the smartest person I know-
Y/N: …
Y/N: HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Caveira: Ugh, Y/N can be very annoying sometimes
Ash: You know what, fuck him
Caveira: …
Caveira: I've been trying
Y/N: Cav, can you stop growling? I'm trying to focus on this
Caveira: I'm not growling that's how I breathe
Y/N: Well...then stop breathing!
Caveira: ….
Caveira: Did you just indirectly ask me to die?
—