Hello There!

These aren't a part of my Reader x Caveira series, but I wanted to past them anyways, because, well, I enjoyed creating them!

Responding to 6lok's comment: Thank you so much! That comment you left meant to much to me and what I do! As for you're question, yes, more recent operators will be appearing in the series so stay tuned!

Anyway, enjoy these!

Y/N: You know you've made it when you see your face everywhere you go

Caveira: …

Caveira: Y/N those are 'wanted' posters

Y/N: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Caveira: *blushes* fine i guess-

Tachanka: I'm doing great, thanks

Caveira: Where is my fucking knife!?

Y/N: Cav, can you say it nicer please?

Caveira: Fine

Caveira: May I adress the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

Buck: Has anyone seen my hat?

Caveira: Y/N probably took it. He steals everything.

Y/N: What!? That is not true-

Caveira: Like my heart.

Caveira: You know Y/N, Thermite gives Ash flowers every week. I wish you would do that.

Y/N: Ummm, okay?

(Two days later)

Y/N: *Gives Ash flowers*

Ash: What the-

Y/N: I don't get it either

Y/N: I need to be ten times more intimidating than I am right now

Caveira: *looks up from book* You know ten times zero is still zero right?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Okay you smart ass mother fu-

Caveira: Recruits, there are three ways to complete missions: The right way, the wrong way, and the Caveira way

Y/N: Isn't that the wrong way?

Caveira: Yeah but it's faster

Y/N: I'm a simple man

Caveira: Yesterday you literally told me you wanted a jet engine-powered car with laser-guided hellstorm missiles

Y/N: I'm a simple man with a complicated mindset

Y/N: *drinking diet coke* Y'know, I'm glad Diet Coke cans are silver. No blaring, in-your-face, bright-ass red all over the damn thing. Just a nice, simple silver.

Caveira: …

Caveira: Are you a fucking bull?

Y/N: *finishes off last terrorist* Finally, we won!

Random terrorist: *Appears behind Y/N*

Caveira: Uh, Y/N...look behind-

Y/N: NOPE! Nope I'm not looking back, we won!

Y/N: Did you know the pupil can expand up to 50% when you're looking at something beautiful?

Caveira: *looking at Y/N* I think my pupils are broken

Y/N: How so?

Caveira: They wont stop expanding

Caveira: Y/N, you can't just eat chocolate for lunch everyday

Y/N: Cav, chocolate is made from cocoa, which is taken from a tree, making it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad

Caveira: …

Caveira: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!

after training exercise*

Thacher: Caveira, can you please pick up the trash around the training course?

Caveira: Eh, sure

Thatcher: …

Thatcher: CAVEIRA PUT Y/N DOWN!

Y/N: I have the urge to do something stupid

Caveira: I'm stupid! Do me!

Y/N: Cav, you're like the smartest person I know-

Y/N: …

Y/N: HOLD THE FUCK UP!

Caveira: Ugh, Y/N can be very annoying sometimes

Ash: You know what, fuck him

Caveira: …

Caveira: I've been trying

Y/N: Cav, can you stop growling? I'm trying to focus on this

Caveira: I'm not growling that's how I breathe

Y/N: Well...then stop breathing!

Caveira: ….

Caveira: Did you just indirectly ask me to die?