The Righteous Indignation. The Aniverse.

Willy P.O.V.

It was just a normal day on the spaceship called The Righteous Indignation, the ship that belonged to no other than the courageous green rabbit known as Bucky O'Hare. My name is William DuWitt. I'm just your average, 13 year old Caucasian human teenage kid. My life so far has been a total mess. I am the engineer of the Rightoues Indignation. You might be wondering; how could a 13 year old boy from San Francisco, California be an engineer for an elite group of space adventurers? It all started a few months ago, when I built the photon accelerator.

My photon accelerator was originally meant to be a simple science project for the school talent show. I was inspired by the particle accelerator plot device from The Flash TV show. That was what inspired me to build a photon accelerator. Insane, I know. But, I was determined to build a device that could explore different dimensions. I told nobody about the fact that I was building a photon accelerator in my room. I got the parts for the photon accelerator from eBay and Amazon. Don't ask me how I found the parts on eBay and Amazon, because I don't know how they ended up there or why anybody in their right minds would sell potentially illegal photon accelerator parts on eBay or Amazon.

Anyway, I built the photon accelerator in my room. It took me a couple of days to build it all. Once the photon accelerator was complete, I was satisfied. I couldn't wait to be the first human in existence to explore a different dimension. I decided to test out the photon accelerator. That was the moment when I met a green rabbit named Bucky O'Hare and his crew. It turned out that Bucky and his friends just so happened to have a photon accelerator that was in their spaceship. I was shocked at the fact that I became the first human to meet creatures from another dimension. Bucky then asked me if I could join his team. I wasn't so sure at first if I wanted to join a group of intergalactic space rangers.

I was just a normal 13 year old human boy. It was not until I heard that one of the Rightoues Indignation's engineers fell into another dimension that I agreed in joining Bucky O'Hare's team. Their enemies were toads, which I found hard to believe at first. That was, until an android named Blinky showed me an informational video about the toads and why Bucky and his friends fought them. I learned that the toads were once a peaceful race of creatures that lived on a planet. They were just your average, ordinary toads. Then, an A.I. named Komplex, who was originally intended to be a tool for the toads to use peacefully, mind controlled the toads.

Then, one day, Komplex decided to become like Big Brother from George Orwell's novel 1984. The A.I. mind controlled the entire toad population and turned them evil. The planet of the toad homeworld became one large factory planet that expanded several meters down. Armed with the information about the toads and why Bucky and his crew hated the toads so much, I then decided to join Bucky and his crew in their never ending battle to deafeat the toad empire of the Aniverse.

It was now a few months after I had joined Bucky O'Hare's crew. I was laying on my back, play a video game on my Game Boy. The game that I was playing was called Battletoads. Battletoads is one of my favorite video game franchises of all time. Battletoads was a game that revolved around three anthropomorphic toads named Rash, Zitz, and Pimple who alongside their bird friend Professor T. Bird have to rescue a princess from a villainous woman known as The Dark Queen.

"Arghh!" groaned the gunner of the Rightoues Indignation, Deadeye Duck. "I haven't had a good shot in weeks. I can't wait to croak some toads !"

It was the same bullshit for the past two weeks. There had been no toad activity for 2 weeks. I was getting sick and tired of Deadeye constantly complain about toads like a four year old child. It was annoying. Deadeye is so freaking annoying, that I start to wonder how Bucky and friends manage to put up with his bullshit. I took out my cell phone and searched for the audio clip of Peter Griffin from Family Guy saying "Oh my god. Who the hell cares." Peter said that in an episode in which he had to take third grade over again because he skipped it. One of the students talks about her Malibu Barbie doll. Peter responds by saying, "Oh my god. Who the hell cares."

I pulled out my cell phone and found the Peter Griffin audio clip that I downloaded a few months ago. "Oh my god. Who the hell cares." Peter Griffin's voice rang out loudly.

"The entire Aniverse cares about the toads, Willy. That's who cares!" Bucky said to me.

"I hate to break it to you Bucky, but 99.9% of the Earth's population doesn't even care about toads, let alone know of their existence." I said to the green rabbit.

"Why don't the people on your planet care about toads?" Bucky asked me.

"Because why should the human race of Earth care about toads!" I said to Bucky.

Before Bucky or anybody else could answer me, a huge meteor suddenly appeared out of nowhere coming straight towards our ship. "LOOK OUT!" Bucky yelled at the top of his lungs. Jenny pulled on the yoke to try and make the Rightoues Indignation steer clear of the meteors path. They almost succeeded, however the bottom of the Rightoues Indignation scraped against the meteor's surface. I was beyond terrified by the crash.

"Scupper me tail feathers! That was close!" Deadeye said.

I saw Bucky get up from the floor. "Are you okay, Jenny?" Bucky asked Jenny.

"I'm okay, Bucky." the white feline said.

Bucky O'Hare switched on his comlink and said, "Blinky, give me a damage report."

"The damage to the Rightoues Indignation is horrible, Captain." Blinky's voice rang out. "The engines are still working fine, bu the fuel tanks have been ruptured due to the meteorite impact."

"Holy human shit!" I said upon hearing that the fuel tanks of the Rightoues Indignation have been ruptured. This was a serious critical situation.

"The fuel levels are depleting rapidly, Captain. What should we do?" Jenny asked Bucky.

"We need to land on a planet where we can repair our ship and replenish our fuel tanks." Bucky said. "Jenny, what's the nearest planet?"

The white furred feline checked the ship's radar for nearby planets. She found one planet.

"I found a planet with solid ground and breathable oxygen." Jenny said. I sighed in relief. I was relieved by the fact that I didn't have to lug around an oxygen tank on my back all day.

"The planet's called Ragnarok." Jenny said to Bucky. "It's not listed in the log."

"Let's set a course toward the planet Ragnarok!" Bucky said to his crew.

"We can't land on an uncharted planet." Deadeye said to Bucky. "It's beyond the jurisdiction of S.P.A.C.E."

"Would you rather go adrift in space with no ammo for your guns?" Bucky asked Deadeye in a threatening manner. The four armed duck flinched at Bucky's statement. He couldn't fathom the thought of him not being able to fire his guns.

Bucky O'Hare and the rest of the crew headed for the planet Ragnarok.