Mable, Dipper and Og

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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"Hula-Belly, hulla-belly! Hula-belly, hulla-who! Coconutty, cocnutty! Everybody hula-who!" Sang Mable as she'd evidently ditched her clothes in favor of a grass skirt and coconut bra. And dance the day away on the ship she and her twin brother Dipper were currently traveling on...

Speaking of her brother...

Mable snorted, "Hey Dip-Dop! It's summer! put the nerd books away!" She teased.

Dipper sighed as he looked up from his book, "Mable, were heading to Gravity Falls island! One of the great paranormal/geological wonders of the world! The great Oregon of 1837 explosion blew this place clean out of Oregon and into the middle of the Pacific ocean! To this day, the greatest minds are baffled on how that-

"Blah, Blah, Blah, nerd stuff! You really need to lighten up! This our first summer away from our parents! ON A TROPICAL ISLAND! Live a little!" She shakes her coconut bra-which was clearly straining under the girth of breasts three times larger then her head -for emphasis.

Throwing up a bit in his mouth over the sight of seeing her sisters half-bare breasts jiggle, Dipper quickly turns away in disgust.

"Dang it Mable, get dressed! I don't need to see that!"

Mable pouted, "Oh, come on! Don't be like that! We've seen each other naked before..."

"We were kids!" Snapped Dipper flustered, annoyed and disgusted.

"Nah, it was more recent..." Said Mable without thinking.

"WHAT?!"

"Not important! What is important is that you get into the spirit of the greatest summer of our lives! They got some spare loincloths on this ship, we can have a luau!

"I'm not wearing a loincloth." Said Dipper, quickly losing his patience...Mable's almost naked flesh getting closer to him was NOT helping his bile level either...

"Don't worry, Dip-Dop! I'm sure we'll find a loincloth small enough to cover your scrawny butt and needle dick." Said Mable dismissively- again without thinking -as she gave him a hug.

This was too much for dipper, he vomits all over Mable then storms off angry. "Needle dick!? At least I don't dress up like a skank!" Dipper angrily grumbled this more to himself then anyone...but Mable accidentally still heard it...and between that and getting vomited on...she was hurt...and PISSED...

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After Dipper had overworked himself and fallen asleep, Mable is still angry at what happened even after cleaning up.

She's even more ticked when she got a wiff of Dipper's laundry pile and nearly fainted from the fumes.

Mable grumbles, "Dipper is such a slob! Knowing him I'll have to be the one who needs to get this cleaned otherwise this place will keep stinking! Why'd he let it pile up like this?! This is probably all he has he has save for the clothes on his back!"

And that's when Mable got an idea...a very nasty, HORRIBLE idea...

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Mable quietly takes all of Dipper clothes...and then makes sure to take his hat, the towels, the washcloths, the sheets, the pillowcases, the curtains...she then decides to just go ahead and wash her own clothes while she's at it. So she takes all of that as well, strips once more and puts on a new hula girl coconut bra/leaf skirt combo.

She quickly pushes a laundry cart along. "Remember, laundry chute is left. Incinerator right!" Shouts a deckhand.

Mable only half listens but nods in thanks for the reminder, she more busy taking out her scissors and remembering her arts and crafts lessons...

After dumping everything down a chute, she goes back to her brother...still passed out on a chair, books everywhere.

Quickly, yet carefully...Mable uses her scissors to cut off his vest, his shirt...it was sticky and clingy from the sweat...then she moves on to cutting off his shorts...then his tighty whities...

Naturally Mable was instinctually revolted and vomiting at the sight of 'LITTLE Dipper' hanging free for all to see...but despite this, she couldn't help but snicker at the fact that Dipper's dick and balls were still as teeny-weeny as the day he'd been born...

quickly throwing the scraps that were formerly his clothes over the side of the boat...she then leaves a box of loincloths along with a note...then calmly walks outside to wait for the fireworks...

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Dipper moaned as he finally awoke, he knew he should sleep more...but that new theory about vampire leeches had been too interesting to put down!

His first sight was...a box of loincloths!? He rubs the sleep from his eyes, but sure enough...it's still there...although still half-asleep, he sees the note on it and reads:

WHO'S THE SKANK NOW, LITTLE BRO?

-Love Mable, XOXOXO!

Dipper just blinked at the message confused...and then he FINALLY noticed his 'au natural' appearance.

"MABLE!"

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Mable snickered at the sound of Dippers yelling...when she hears him coming she turns to taunt...but then instead begins to tear her eyes out.

Dipper wasn't wearing a loincloth...so much as an eyepatch to cover his dong. Despite his best efforts, even the smallest loincloth was too big for his schlong and scrawny rear...thus he was forced to improvise...it was downright insulting that the tiny eyepatch perfectly covered his dink...worse, it wasn't giving his rear any cover...it was downright FLOSSING it more then anything...

"MABLE. CLOTHES. NOW." Said a royally pissed off Dipper in a way that brokered no argument.

And Mable had no intention to! She needed eye bleach, fast!

They quickly go the laundry room to find their clothes...but are confused when they can't find them...

"Mable you said you put it down the chute?" Asked an increasingly desperate Dipper.

"Yes, I dumped both piles in the green room next to the kitchen through the chute on the right!

Dipper glares at her...his eye twitches...

Mable sees this confused. "What?"

Dipper clenched both his fists and teeth in rage... "Mable...the Laundry chute is on the LEFT...the chute on the RIGHT is the INCINERATOR!" He snarls!

Mable's eye went wide and for the first time REALLY examines what both of them are wearing...Dipper in nothing but a skimpy eyepatch thong...and her in a coconut bra and grass skirt...with literally no other clothing to their name...forced to spend the rest of the summer like this...

Mable blushes then chuckles nervously, "Heh, heh...oops?"

Dipper responds by screaming and attempting to strangle her...

While Mable starts to go blue in the face...the ship begins it's final preparations to enter Gravity Falls waters.

...It was going to be a LONG summer...

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