ISIS QUEST

Isis was watch TV in feild of reeds captial of Duat, and saw news programmes televising muslim militants beheading all who oppose ISIS " But I am Isis! You dare abuse my divine copyright!" She said in angr. Isis decide to teach fake Isis lesson for using her name in vain. She say goodbye tl osiris in hor sex then go into timestrean of elit forces to stip fake isis. First she get Tithmose III as her tacticaian and he "I will server egyptian gods like i do when I conquer mitanee ib days of old" and he bow low but right thrn wind blow and he accidentally see ank panties up isis skirt and she go tsundere mode and kick him ans say "IS HATSHEPSUT DAUGHTRR NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU PREV BAKA?!" And thurmosr replay "It was accident...my liver huts i need canopic jar!" Next Isis party go to 1980's america, and ronald reagan was assinated in alternte timeline from gunshot wound, but isis ressutect him with power of mummification! "How can I repay you?" Say ron regean, and Isis say "I must use nukes to defeat islamic state that use my name in vane in year 2015 and beyond" "I would help but I must defeat walter mondale en election" "do not worry mondale only wins minnesota, if you take a quick campaign break, he still cannot win electoral college" and regean agree to help Isis. Next Isis go to 60 ad Britain whete Queen boudica fight roman army ebej though she knows she'll lose "Now for wrath, now for ruijn, ans celtics victory!" Suddenly american nukes from Reagan oblitetate roman army and boudica say "isthis druidick magick?" No i yam isis from egypt ans i come from the past to change the future and destroy islamic state that use my name in vain. Boudica you are not ad hot as me but are more badass. Will you join me?" "Sure!" say boudicad, and she and Isis say "GIRL POWER!" And do sialor senshi pose and thurmose 3 do perv face and ronald reagan facepalm. Soon others history characters join idris merry conpany, and they werre nostradamus,admiral yi sunshin, Deedlit, Hk-47 Minamoto Yoshitsune, Ron swanson, and Sir Notappearonginnthisfanfic.

They finally go to fifght fake isis but fake isis set uo barricade on seaport. "I need to reload nuke lAuncher" say romald regean, and ron swanson sat "allow me" and he use his own nuke shitgun. "Only AMERICANS should be able use nukes" say ronswanson and he laugh witu ronald regean but the laugh overeed wgen fake isis suicide bombers charge, so boudica charge and she say "deedlit cover me" and deedlit sat "okay! For the trees!" boudica charge and kill suicide bombers before they explode and deedlit use elf shamanic magic to create. HUGE FOREST IN MIDDLE EAST that divide fake isis forces and offset global warming and thitmose coordinatw offensive that destroy fake isis troops. and yi sunshin command turtle ship navy, and say "we need to forget national disputes and fight as pan-asain ubity for great justice!" and minamoto Yoshitshsuen say "Yeaaah brah! Navy Tag team time!"and they bombard fake isis from sea. Nostramus say "I predict fireballs will reign oer me! In month seveb! and he cast fire3 like in final fantasy when they use real words not "-aga" garbaga in select scren.. Hk-47 activate assassination protocol and say "statement: you must die" and kill all fake isis survivors.

Suddenly fake Isis leader and shadow caliphate enter battlefield cast thinderstrom and isis force falls back but real Isis step forth to duel with him "you cannot defeat me, for i am the sucesspr to allah!" Say sahdow caliph. Liar!" Say isis (now that fake isis army id destroyed" show ur true form, SET!" And her words of power stripped Set of human shadow caliph disguise so he show his true form and zemus them Nec pc-97 FM synth remix frim final fantasy 4 play. But isis attack with power of maat and maat judge him unworthy annd set send to underworld and say CURSE YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LADT OF ME! I AM SET, MASTER OF SHIT!

Epilogue

Isis go back to egyptian afterlife and have good times with Osiris and horus

Ronald regean win reelection and ron swanson help him as new campaigjn manager so mondale lose even minnesota.

Nostradamus write award winning book in french latin and greek

Deedlit marry parn and have many galf elven babies who found sea Shepard years later and wage whale wars.

Yi sunshin and minamoto yoshitsune become sailor bros and influence japan and korea of today not to haye eachother.

Thutmose 3 continue ro be great military commander (unlike ramses 2 who is overrated poser!)

Hk-47 go back to Revan and build new starforge that have deathstar laser add on like sega cd and genesis but bigher!

Boudica create united tribal federation of celts that change britidh history forever...but now britain rever ruled eggypt?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO TIMESTREAM? WILL OTTOMAN ENPIRE OR NAPOLEON FRANCE RULE FOREVER IN EGYPT?! Find out next time?!