I was sitting on my couch when Octola came up to me.

"Hey, Alkazar, there are there any other cities on our planet."

"Yeah, sure."

"Can we see them?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"That's rude."

"Shut up."

"Excuse me?"

"Hey, here's an idea. Make me a sandwich."

She sighs.

"Fine."

After I had the sandwich I decided to head over to talk with Sandy. I wanted to make her comfortable. I'd already turned Octola into a slave, but not so much the others. Zalaya was a bit more stubborn. I sensed Sandy was gonna be pretty easy. I walked in and saw her.

"Hi, Alkazar!"

"Hello. I'm sorry I've been gone, I had to quell a dispute with another planet."

These desperate weirdos will believe anything.

"It's no problem!"

"Thank you for understanding."

"Will you stay?"

"I have to run to some errands, then I'll be back."

I did the same with Zalaya. Everything was going swimmingly, however, I had to finish getting them where I wanted them before moving on to the next one. I decided to make Octola feel important. I headed over to my castle for her.

"Hey."

"Hi, Alkazar."

"I need you to do something for me."

"What?"

"This is a serious mission. I need you to go to Cineplex 14 and give them a shipment of Slurm."

"Why me?"

Because I need you off my ass for five minutes.

"Because I trust you...my queen."

"I'll do it! My king!"

"Thank you so much. This will put us straight on the path to diplomacy."

To be continued...

She left later and I did similar things with the others. I had Sandy clip my toenails. Ha. I had almost turned them all into my slaves and was satisfied when I realized that there was a freak named Belsa who I hadn't brought here yet.