(note- this is loosely inspired by my one-shot Bojack fic- you can check it out in my author's profile- but this contains a bit of idealistic compared to optimistic cynical. The reason for this because it shows that some Karens insult any adult with a man-child nature because they think any 'kids' acts are cringing as hell for them. This is loosely based on a true incident in my college that a teacher 'Karen' verbally insulted me because I reveal my woman-child mannerism in her communication class. Just because a woman-child still wants to use a 'pinky' promise as keeping a promise is no excuse to insult them just because it feels cringe, 'a pinkie' promise is an adorable way of keeping a guarantee, and their nothing cringe about it. Pickle is not what I choose by random but rather it rhymes with Bickel, is an ironic name because it sounds like someone that works in primary school. I choose to Wander in this one-shot because let's see how she finds Wander's optimism a kid mentality while ironically whines like a toddler having a tantrum.)
The idea of this fic dates all the way to the year 2014 when after the insult I visualization of her cosplay as Wander, wearing all brown clothing and wearing a big green hat while caring a black item on her shoulders. The reason for this because her insult towards my mannerism is very hurtful so that's why I imagine Wander give her a lesson by treating her students as what she cringes- students as actual children.
Since to make this fit feel more like Wander over Yonder is this took place on a planet of food people and the Karen of the story is an actual pickle. Resor why I choose to write about Wander because the show is very cute and I like the message that a villain is just a friend that you haven't meet. As well as how far Wander's act of optimism can outsmart a cynical pickle.
It was a dark cloudy morning, Ms. Pickle the pickle was leaving her communication class very tired from her entire class acting like children. She began to blame herself for her class mannerism,' Why this man-baby act like twelve-year-olds, is it because my name 'Pickle' sounds like someone working in elementary school or something.' Then out of nowhere, a loud noise caused her ear to ring and become deaf for while. Then she saw Sylvia, Wanders trusty steed. Pickle can see her mouthing but she can hear her,' I'm sorry, I can't understand what your saying. Wander pulls a megaphone out of his hat,' Sylvia is trying to say 'are you feeling alright from an explosion caused by Hater's ship crash land cookie estates.' Pickle attempts to hear what he says while analyzing Sylvia and Wander,' What…a strange-looking saurolophus and strange monkey with a stupid hat.' Sylvia reacted to her insult,' You can't something sour about Wander's hat, that's my duty because is call an opinion.' Pickle began to get fuzzy about the dog,' What a minute, Did someone lance my jar that I live in because I'm starting to see kid's cartoon characters.
Wander mounts on Sylvia to catch her up,' Come on Sylvia, we need to get her because we need to help the food students from her. Pickle attempted to interact with Dean Mocha,' Mocha, I think a student but a cool aid in my jar and I'm seeing things.' The dean doubt her before revealing Wander on his side,' I don't know what do you mean but I heard reports from Wander that you like to insult cute nature students in my facility. She gasps before running away from her own issues,' What is he saying, if course I have to insult them because I want them to act like adults. Sylvia catches her up while being snarky,' though them up, how sweet are you anyway The pickle trip and roll into a cafe shop filled with fruits wearing jammies before making a 'dramatic' scene,' Where I'm I, no…not the jammies whammies. What's wrong with you, you in your 20's and wearing a onesie,' Her insults provoked one of the owners that are actually furries- a jack fruit wearing a wolf onesie and a pear wearing a cat onesie, they decide to kick her out and give her a restraining order form. Wander came to aid,' My I help with your bad day. She gets frustrated because of what happened,' A bad day, you want to know how much bad day I have? My dean no longer believes me, I was banned from a stupid furry cafe shop, you coming in, and a student being an annoying brick earlier.'
"The pickle began to lose it by hyperventilate before having an anxiety meltdown,' You want to know someone the very truth, that stupid shrimp earlier was obnoxious. She foams when she talks, wants me to use the open-book because the college system is bonkers, and worst of all….is SHE DIDN'T TAKE the TOPIC OF KEEPING PROMISES VERY SERIOUSLY BY BRING UP THE STUPID 'PINKIE' PROMISE. Wonder and Sylvia were shocked not because of her but who came in right behind her,' Why are you looking at.' Wonder pointed at her before explaining, why he came here in the first place,' We came here to mellow your cringe towards students being cute because the authorities are coming unless you change.' The pickle is confused before turning around to see a group of angry authorities- Dean Mocha, angry furry managers from a cafe shop, college counselor- celery holding a weeping adorable shrimp with a bandage wrapped on her pinkie, and mother of the adorable shrimp- she appears to be a red Lobster. The celery informs that she's in big trouble,' Missy, you in big trouble for nearly costing my client's burned finger because of your insults. Your actions are so bad that is affecting her inner struggle because all she wanted is to be cuddly.' The pickled veggie just stands there with a poker face. Wander is cheering the trouble shrimp with his them song before feeling all better because Wander's optimism rekindles her adorable attitude and starts to hug Sylvia. The angry lobster mother is looming at her,' The dean told me that he's going to giving you a restraining order to get away from my daughter as possible or he calls me to inform the Karen police. The dean gives her a restraining order that she's not allowed to talking students, repeal exam over presentation, and order to wear a cute outfit.
Later The shrimp is very happy because she loves Wander and can't stop dancing and singing like him. We see the pickle again bit wearing all brown and wearing a hat similar to his, but her class starts to be filled with man-children because they think she looks really cool and fresh. All she can do is shake and explains how to communicate with a presentation. Then Wander decides to leave to help over somewhere in the yonder for another time.
Alternative ending
The anxious pickle woke up and begin to realize is all just a nightmare,' Oh...*heaving breathing* my, it just a dream? Thank glob is over.' Then a familiar king prawn and a bear came along, The pickle realized she was banished to the muppet planet, 'Oh what I doing in Seasame street.' Pepe the pawn correct her while holding his hesitated anger,' I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken, this planet doesn't want to compare to those two s's'. Fozzie the bear clapped sarcastically,' wacka...wacka... that's too bad because adult like you likes The Muppets.' The pickles scream and attempt to fall on the stairs on purpose to make sure is a dream. But is not and it lest her with a muppet-like nose,' ouch, that...my nose. What have you guys did to my nose?' Then, Kermit, the frog correct the anxious pickle,' we didn't do this, you did this to your self to hide the perspective flaws of 'adult' world mindset. In other words, stop thinking adult-like should be like you.' Pepe reminds her something,' If you're open-minded about adults, you wouldn't insult that poor shrimp or hurt your self like that.' The pickle screamed while the Muppets sing,' Get me out of here.'
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