In loving memory of Brittany Murphy and Tom Petty

TEASER

The phone in the Hill kitchen rings. Peggy walks over and answers.

Peggy

Hello? Hill residence.

There is inaudible rambling on the other end. It is Luanne and Lucky.

Peggy

Oh, hi, Luanne, are did you get there alright? What? Where are you?

Inaudible responses. Peggy acknowledges Luanne and Lucky's ramblings.

Peggy

Arkansas? Why on earth would you stay in Arkansas?

Hank walks in. Luanne is still explaining her situation to Peggy.

Hank

Is that Luanne? Did they make it to Dollywood OK? Lucky mentioned something about them taking the baby there for the second honeymoon.

Peggy

(to Luanne) Ah. Yes. I see. Well, call me if you need anything. (hangs up)

Hank

What's going on?

Peggy

They've moved to Arkansas.

Hank

Arkansas? Why the hell would they move there?

Peggy

Bentonville, Arkansas.

Hank

Oh. Huh. (pauses and seems to understand) Well, I'll be dipped.

Hank turns and walks away. Bentonville, Arkansas is the home of Walmart headquarters, implying Lucky has received a new settlement.

Opening text

TEN YEARS LATER...

Theme song opening sequence

Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer stand in alley drinking Alamo beer in bottles. Hank looks about the same as before but with some gray in his hair. Bill is in good shape with a smile on his face. Dale is in a business suit wearing his orange cap and sunglasses. Boomhauer has a beer belly and wedding ring.

A newspaper is delivered. The garbage is picked up. Bobby, now age 24, pulls Hank's old red ruck in the driveway and walks in the house. Nancy walks up, kisses Dale and walks away. A border collie named Lizzy (in honor of Elizabeth Dole) walks up to Hank and he pets her. She runs off and Peggy arrives in a Toyota Prius. She brings Hank a bag of recyclables and he puts them in the garbage can, not the blue bin next to it.

Hank, Peggy and Bobby gather for the title card.

KING OF THE HILL

Interior, Hill residence, kitchen

Hank is sitting at table drinking coffee. Peggy is making eggs. Hank takes a sip as Bobby walks in. He is now as tall as Hank, but is still overweight. He is dressed in a What-a-Burger uniform.

Hank

Good morning, son.

Peggy

Morning, sweetie.

Bobby

Morning, Mom, Dad.

Bobby pours a cup of coffee and sits at the table.

Bobby

I'll just grab a bite at work later. I have to leave in a few minutes.

Peggy

Are you sure, son? It's almost finished.

Bobby

Well, I guess I have a little time.

Hank

You know, son, your mother and I are driving up to the national cemetery today. They say the weather is going to be mild and partly cloudy. Why don't you come along? You still haven't been to the new Lowe's they built out that way.

Bobby

(obviously uncomfortable, as is Peggy) I, well, I do have to work today. It'll be too late to go once I get home, so I, well, uh, rain check?

Hank

Yeah, you have to work. I, uh, guess that's why you're, uh, in uniform. So...

There is an awkward pause.

Bobby

Mom, on second thought, I do need to get going. I'll see you tonight.

Hank

Have a good day, son.

Peggy

Bye, Bobby.

Bobby rushes out. As tires are heard screeching from the driveway, Peggy rolls her eyes and angrily exhales. She puts eggs and bacon on two plates and walks to the table and sits. Hank has been pretending to read the paper since Bobby left.

Peggy

You know you're not fooling anyone, Hank.

Hank

What? Oh, well, that's too bad. Sugarfoot's finally went out of business.

Peggy

I told you we should have bought that place when Mrs. Strickland made the offer. Peggy's Sugarfoot's and Hill's Brand Steak Sauce would be household names. (she stops and shakes her head, realizing Hank was trying to change the subject) Hank, put the paper down and talk to your wife!

Hank

All right. What is it?

Peggy

You know very well, Hank.

Hank

Ugh, I just don't get why Bobby doesn't do something with his life. He's twenty four years old and still lives with his parents.

Peggy

You know that is not what I'm talking about, and we've been over this before. He pays rent every month, he is assistant manager at What-a-Burger, and he doesn't even smoke or drink. Let it go, Hank. He will move out if and when he is ready.

Hank

(confused) If and when?

Peggy

We have visited your father's grave nearly every month since he died. I'm worried about you, Hank. Bobby always got so depressed going up there, and still you bring it up, even on days he's obviously working, at a legitimate career, I might add.

Hank

(hangs head in disappointment) Ugh, I don't know why I had to get him a job in the food service.

Peggy

Because What-a-Burger is one of Strickland's best customers. And you own Strickland Propane. And Strickland McMaynerbury.

Hank

(sighs) Yep.

Exterior, alley

Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer are drinking Alamo from glass bottles. Hank is in white t shirt and jeans. Bill is in good shape and in Strickland Propane uniform. Dale is in business suit and orange cap using his smartphone while using a vaping device. Boomhauer has a beer belly and wedding ring.

Hank

I don't know what the big deal is. It's my father's grave, after all.

Bill

Peggy's right, Hank. You really don't need to be drudging up the past like that. Have you listened to the tapes I gave you?

Hank

No, I haven't and stop giving me those tapes, and the CD's, and the DVD's and those stupid emails. Dang it, I don't know why you even think anyone listens to cassettes any more.

Dale

(still looking at phone) They're not bad, Hank. (inhales vape)

Hank

You actually listened to them?

Dale

Yep, then I used them for target practice. Worth a listen. I bought the digital version. Got it right here on the device. Thanks again, Bill. (inhales vape)

Bill

(happily) You're welcome, Dale. I'm glad you got something out of it.

Dale

Yep. (he exhales and vapor envelopes the four of them)

Hank

Dang it, Dale. (waving away vapor) Why don't you smoke cigarettes like a normal person?

Dale

I have Bill to thank for that. After I heard what Tim Rodgers had to say, I gave up tobacco for something healthy.

Hank

Dale, you're an idiot. Those vapor pens are full of toxic chemicals. Did you read the warning label? It's a dang science experiment. And why is it you're on your phone all the time? We're real people, after all. Aren't you the least bit worried that the government is watching what you do on there?

Dale

As little technology as you use, Hank, they're probably watching you a lot closer.

Hank

(rolls eyes, sighs)

Boomhauer

Dang ol' don't knock it til you try it, Hank. Had a listen and moved on with life, got an old ball and chain and two rugrats, dang ol' nightmare, man. Love my wife.

Bill

Boomhauer's right, Hank. You should listen to them once. Tim inspired me to work harder, get in shape, improve my success with women. Imagine what you can do!

Hank

Bill, you act like you actually know the man. I'm owner of the Strickland empire, Bill. Ever since Buck passed away, I've been able to turn a profit and hire better salespeople.

Bill

Why, thank you, Hank.

Hank

I don't know why I ever hired you.

Dale

I don't know why you didn't hire me. I've got experience in the corporate world.

Hank

Dale, Stik-Tek just gave you your old job back.

Dale

Correction. Instead of assistant VP of human resources, I am now VP of Human Resources.

Took you years to get where you are, Hank.I got a promotion on day one.

Bill

Did they make you fill out a lot of paperwork for that job? Hank had me fill out the application, write a new resume, get a blood sample, drug test, and health insurance. I had no idea I was so unhealthy.

Dale

No, it was mostly the standard forms. I used an assumed signature that can neither be forged nor traced back to me. I'm one step ahead of the IRS, as usual.

Hank

Dale, get your nose out of that phone if you're going to talk to us.

Boomhauer

Yeah, man, dang ol' Hank's right. Real people, not machines, man, talk about them young 'uns always tapping screens, expensive crap, man. Gettin' money's worth.

Boomhauer's phone chimes and he pulls it out of his pocket. He texts for a moment and the other three watch him, even Dale. Dale and Bill look at each other confused. Bill shrugs. Hank gives Boomhauer, who is still texting, an annoyed glare. Boomhauer finally puts the phone back in his pocket.

Hank

Dang it, Boomhauer.

Exterior, rear of Dale's House

Bill and Dale sit in Dale's hot tub in swimsuits. They have just returned from a workout at a 24 hour gym. Dale is still in sunglasses and orange cap.

Bill

I got to hand it to you, Dale. The hot tub is a great idea after getting back from the gym.

Dale

Got the idea from one of those superhuman tapes you gave me. He said something about using one after he works out. Kind of make it easier for me to exercise knowing I can do this after. (pauses) Um, Bill, you understand Hank can never know about this?

Bill

Don't worry my lips are sealed. Hank might think it's, you know, well, uh..

Dale

Don't have to say what we're all thinking, Bill. Just worries me that we're thinking about it at all. As long as Hank believes it's only Nancy and me it'll be fine. If he saw two men in here alone he'd have another one of those nudie nightmares.

Bill

Yeah, that was very stressful for Peggy. (pauses) You know the other thing our gym doesn't have? A sauna.

Dale

A sauna? Boomhauer and Hank would probably think it was an outhouse. Not to mention Kahn.

Bill

No really, it's a big thing in Scandinavia. Reverend Stroup told me once. It's really cold over there. I figure it might be the reverse here. You know, feel cooler once we got out.

Dale

Now you have my attention. Texas heat is highly dense with heat emitting toxins. The jet stream carries all the extraterrestrial radiation from Roswell right through Arlen.

Bill

If it was big enough, they might just think it's a tool shed.

Dale

Now you're talking! I bet they would actually want to do most of the work. Maybe Kahn could chip in. You know he's got nothing better to do. We'd just have to do the interior stuff ourselves.

Exterior, Meglomart

Interior, Hardware and lumber department. Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer are in their casual attire and are browsing various tools.

Hank

Dale, do you know how long I've been waiting to build a tool shed? I don't even mind that it's gonna be yours.

Boomhauer

Dang ol' right, man, might even make dang ol' smokehouse in that thing, ya know, chase around a pig and your mother-in-law would brake her dang ol' back. Texas barbecue, man.

Dale

Yep, I think it's about time I got some organization in my backyard. Those aliens need a place to leave the little E.T. baby behind. I would happily raise him as my own. I don't want to offend the parents and incite an interstellar war. I did the same thing with Joseph, you know. By the way, I'm gonna need to get one of those extra large propane tanks.

Bill

You mean the one hundred gallon tank, Dale. Don't come any closer, I'm insane for propane! Right, Hank?

Hank

(annoyed) Yes, Bill.

Boomhauer

Dang ol', look out, 9 o'clock, barnacle Bill, on approach, man.

Khan approaches the group from down the aisle. He is now overweight and has receding hair. He has adopted a redneck attire and lifestyle.

Khan

Howdy, fellow hillbillies! I'm ready to build us a dang ol' tool shed!

Bill

(friendly and happy to see Khan, shaking his hand)

Nice to see you, Khan. Always a pleasure. How's that Char King working these days?

Khan

Well, I can't complain. Mihn doesn't like me using it everyday, but you know. Women, right?

Dale

(laughs, he is also friendly with Khan)

Good one, Khan.

Hank

Dang it, Khan. Who invited you?

Dale

I must confess, Hank. I did. As a long time neighbor and friend, Khan is welcome in my backyard. What do you have against the sanctity of my backyard and by extension, as of today, my future tool shed?

Hank

Just don't get in the way, Khan. If we have to pull that got-danged El Camino out of the quarry one more time, I'm gonna rip your head off!

Khan

I scrapped that piece of crap. I bought a Chevy truck. Heartbeat of America.

Hank

You scrapped it when we hauled it out of the quarry, jackass.

Dale

Either way, we're all here, Hank. Let's get started.

Hank

(back to normal and on task)

Well, I'm a little confused about the blueprints you gave me. How do you have just one really low shelf and barely any room to stand? And there's just one basket in the corner. And what's with the little hourglass inside the doorway?

Dale

(a bit set back)

The hourglass? Um, well, uh, I can't spend all day in that thing. Gotta actually do some other work around the house.

Hank

Well, don't you need multiple shelves? And honestly, it's is pretty small. I don't see you getting much done in this thing.

Bill

I think he want's to sit while he works, Hank.

Dale

I do.

Khan

Damn right, Hank. Man can't just stand the entire time he's rebuilding a transmission!

Hank

Shut up, Khan. You don't even know what you're talking about.

Khan

I beg to differ, hillbilly. I built a new V8 block for my truck last week. Never underestimate the power of engineering degree.

Interior, Hill residence, kitchen

Bobby and Peggy are sitting at the table waiting for Hank to come inside from the alley. Lizzy is lying in the corner, presumably sleeping.

Peggy

Bobby, I think that would be the best we can do for him. He can't keep just moping around up there. Last time I was there, two elderly women were staring. I could swear one of them said your father was crazy.

Bobby

Why? What was he doing?

Peggy

He was lying prostrate in front of the headstone.

Bobby is obviously perplexed. Hank enters through sliding door.

Hank

Well, hey there. Glad to see my two favorite people. Dinner ready, yet?

Peggy

You know we already ate. Hank, Bobby would like to ask you something.

Hank

Sure, son. What's on your mind?

Bobby

Dad, why don't you drive us in the the truck to the national cemetery this weekend?

Hank

Well, sure, I'll drive if you want but your mother-

Peggy

I'm not going, Hank. You and Bobby will spend the day there.

Hank

What? Peggy, I-

Peggy

I have my own things to do before Monday, and your son wants to spend time with you.

Bobby

It'll be fun, dad. I'll bring lawn chairs, pack us a lunch. You can tell me all those old stories about grandpa. I don't think I heard the one about Munich.

Peggy

He never was in Munich.

Bobby

My point exactly. Dad, what do you say?

Hank

Well, um, OK. Sure, we'll leave Saturday morning. What? Seven or eight o' clock?

Bobby

Sure, I'll just be ready whenever you are.

Peggy

Bobby, you can go back to whatever you were doing.

Bobby

Alright, I need to get to bed. We've got a new chicken sandwich launching tomorrow. I tell you, it's to die for.

Bobby exits.

Hank

Why don't you want to come along?

Peggy

You know why, Hank. Bobby doesn't want to go. He needs to go. You need to stop going. After Saturday, you will have to go up there by yourself.

Hank

What? You can't just-

Lizzy barks and Hank looks at her, almost surprised.

Peggy

Yes, I can. You're hurting yourself, stressing your wife and scaring your son.

Hank

Well, I don't want to take the car away from you all the time, Peggy. It's not right.

Peggy

Then buy that truck. Go see Tom Hammond. He will give you the best price. I did the research; you can look at it yourself. If you must see your dead father after Saturday, you will get us another vehicle.

This sets Hank aback. This has been a tense subject for awhile. Lizzy moans.

Hank

Peggy, that truck is all I have left. Bobby keeps it running; everything's OK.

Peggy

Do you hear yourself? You're stuck in the past, Hank! Life goes on. Bobby's an adult, Bill's a stud, and you keep clinging on to ideals that destroy you.

Hank

Dang it, Peggy! I am not doing business with that lying weasel!

Peggy

He's been on the straight and narrow ever since your little stunt.

Hank

That was those eco-terrorist jackasses!

Peggy

You can't say it didn't get through to him. You're not putting excess mileage on that old truck or my Prius anymore. I have to put my foot down before you drag us all down, Hank.

Hank

Alright. I uh, OK... (pauses, takes a deep breath and exhales) Once I'm there, just tell Bobby to give me some alone time at the graveside.

Peggy

Fair enough, Hank.

Exterior, Hill residence driveway. Hank and Bobby enter the old truck and Hank backs out of the driveway. They drive off as Dale and Bill watch from behind the fence. They are dressed in swimsuits.

Dale

That takes care of Hank. Let's try this baby out!

Bill

Alright!

They enter the shed, which Dale has lined with wood panels and placed coal in the basket. It is heated by the extra large propane tank outside of the shed. They sit on the seat.

Dale

We'll need to get out once the hourglass is empty.

Bill

How long does it take for the sand to run out?

Dale

Not entirely sure. The box said fifteen minutes, but supposedly up to twenty minutes in here at a time is OK. To get the most out of the coals, we just pour a ladle of water on them.

Bill

I get it. Keeps it from getting too hot in here.

Dale

Something like that. (Sits and settles in) This is nice.

Bill

Sighs. Yep.

Exterior, highway leaving Arlen. Hank is driving the truck, Bobby riding as passenger.

Interior, truck cab.

Bobby

Do you remember when we got this truck, dad?

Hank

I sure do, Bobby. I had to hunt you down because you ran away from the dealership.

Bobby

Well, that guy said he could work miracles. I misinterpreted that, of course. I thought he could fix that old one.

Hank

Sighs. I miss that old truck, son. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Bobby

Yep. I spend some good years riding in that thing.

They are silent for a moment and look in random directions. Bobby finally yawns.

Bobby

Dad, I'm just going to rest awhile. Do you mind if I put this CD on?

Hank

What is it?

Bobby

It's a Tim Rogers program Mr. Dauterive gave me. I put it on my phone and I've listened to it a few times.

Hank

Don't tell me you're into all that success happy talk. Just a bunch of hippie mumbo jumbo.

Bobby

This guy used to flip burgers, dad. Before that, he was homeless. I play it when I'm working late cleaning up. I also listen to stuff about sales, plenty of music, you know. Things I find interesting.

Hank

Well, alright. Do mind if I put the radio on low once you're asleep?

Bobby

Oh, no, that's fine. Just wake me up when we get to the exit.

Exterior, Gribble residence, backyard. A sauna that looks like a small tool shed is seen.

Interior, sauna

Bill and Dale are sweating profusely.

Bill

Are you sure all that water keeps it cooler in here? My eyes are burning!

Dale

Relax, Bill. That's the whole point of a sauna.

Bill

I just need to get something to drink.

Dale

Wait til the hourglass runs out.

Bill

How much longer does it have? (Bill looks at hourglass and his eyes widen. He is viably angry and speaks slowly.) Dale... Did you set the hourglass?

Dale

Looks at hourglass. Uhh... Um. I did not, no.

Exterior shot of new sauna.

Dale

(banging on door) Dang it! The door's stuck!

Bill

How did that even happen?

Dale

I based the interior on an oversize chicken coop slash bomb shelter blueprint I found online. It must have been ripe with errors! (pause) Or maybe the door just expanded in the heat.

They both scream and the shed starts rattling and shaking.

Exterior, Texas highway

Interior, old truck. Hank is still listening to the Tim Rogers CD and Bobby is asleep.

Tim Rogers

(voiceover) Living in the past only makes you repeat the same mistakes. You must interrupt those patterns before they start. You know exactly the times I mean.

Hank

(sighs) Yes, I do.

Bobby wakes up. Hank has been silent up to this point.

Bobby

(yawns) What? Where are we?

Hank

Oh, sorry, Bobby. I didn't mean to wake you. We'll be at the cemetery in a few minutes. I didn't wake you earlier because it looked like you needed some rest. Working long hours and all.

Bobby

Aw, it's what I do best, dad.

This makes Hank proud. Bobby notices the CD is still on.

Bobby

You've had this on the whole time?

Hank

Well, I can't say I agree with everything, but he makes some good points. I need to face up to some problems. Son, I'm really sorry about how I've been acting lately. I know it's been hard on you and your mother.

Bobby

Thanks, dad. I forgive you. I have to admit, though, it's made me think about what I'll be like when you're gone. I mean, I may have a wife, kids, a business of my own. I don't want to be disrespectful, but I know I'll need to be strong for them.

Hank

Bobby, how are you so mature for your age?

Bobby

What do you mean? I'm just doing what you've taught me. I know What-a-Burger may not be the best job, but I enjoy what I do. I like the people there. I mean, you worked at Jeans West, right? You eventually found Strickland, and you'd developed great skills at Jeans West. Sure, I still wouldn't mind going to culinary school. Maybe becoming a chef. I've been saving some money. I could enroll once I had the tuition.

Hank

Culinary school? Huh. You'd be good at that. You're really saving up for it?

Bobby

Well, maybe. I don't want to be in debt from loans, so I wanted to make sure it was paid for.

Hank

Why don't you tell me more about it when we get home? I might be able to help you out.

The truck comes to a stop at a railroad crossing. A train passes.

Bobby

Dad! This is the same crossing where we lost the old truck.

Hank

You're right, son. I'd forgotten this was the same one. I wonder if that dealership is still there.

The train passes, they pull forward. After a mile or so, Hank sees the building.

Hank

Huh. Looks like it's a mattress store now. Guess I'll have face that crook Hammond. Your mother's right, though. We need another vehicle.

Bobby

Mr. Hammond comes into What-a-Burger all the time. He's a pretty nice guy. If I were you, I'd just sit down and talk with him about the new truck's value.

Hank

(sighs, realizing he needs to swallow his pride) You really are wise for your age, Bobby.

Exterior, National Cemetary. The truck turns into the entrance to the parking lot.

Interior, Gribble residence, kitchen. Dale and Bill are seated at the table, still in underwear, chugging water from gallon jugs and rubbing bags of frozen vegetables on their heads and arms. Boomhauer is seated across from them.

Boomhauer

Dang ol' lucky I came by when I did. Knew it wasn't a dang ol' tool shed. Texas humidity sent them armadillos to Tennessee, man.

Dale

Please, Boomhauer. Don't tell Hank! He has to believe it's a tool shed.

Bill

If he finds out it's a sauna, he'll never let us live it down.

Dale

What will make you keep this quiet?

Boomhauer

Dang ol' wife, man. Always buggin' me to spend more time with her. Girls can't be left alone. Not much else to say, man. Kind of sad, man. Need to make this marriage work like clockwork, man.

Dale

That's it? You just want free access to my Jacuzzi after nine PM?

Boomhauer

Yo, man.

Dale

(looks at Bill) Well, OK.

Bill

Boomhauer, you are a true friend.

Scene changes to Bobby and Hank standing over Cotton's grave. It is decorated with flags and a wreath.

Hank

Well, it's too bad that security won't let us bring outside food or lawn chairs. (sighs) I knew that. I suppose I just don't care.

Bobby

Dad, we can eat in the parking lot if you want.

Hank

That's not the point, Bobby. They should allow grieving families to at least have a meal at the graveside.

Bobby

I miss Grandpa, too, but I don't think 'grieving' is the word I would use.

Hank

Bobby, I don't understand how you and your mother don't understand how important Dad was. He killed fifty men with his bare hands. He saw action in both Europe and the Pacific. Only a handful of men are able to claim that.

Bobby has become increasing annoyed. A woman and young boy are approach from behind them.

Bobby

Dad, you know most of his stories were exaggerated. That Munich story that I could tell word for word?

Hank

You said you hadn't heard that one.

Bobby

Ugh, I was humoring you. He made it up, or maybe he heard someone else telling the same story down at the VFW and...

As Bobby is speaking, Didi and G.H. walk up to them. G.H. is plaing a video game and barely registers he's at a cemetary.

Didi

Hello, Hank. Bobby.

Bobby

Grandma Didi! (hugs her and G.H.) I didn't know you'd be here. You still playing Fortnite, G.H.?

G.H.

Yeah! I have to show you some of the videos I captured last night. I got some Minecraft stuff you'd like, too.

Bobby

Nice! I've been working a lot, so that's why I haven't been online. Come on, show me what you've been up to. (They walk off screen talking about video games)

Hank

(shakes Didi's hand) Nice to see you, Didi.

Didi

You, too, Hank.

Hank

(a bit uneasy) So, uh, just visiting today?

Didi

I've actually not been here since the funeral, Hank. I've wanted to bring G.H., but I'm not exactly sure if he would understand his real father was here.

Hank

What do you mean?

Didi

He knows Cotton passed away, but I've not told him much about Cotton's life. He was a complicated man.

Hank

Well, I don't know how complicated Dad was, but...

Didi

He went through some tough times. War, installing asbestos, stealing back his Cadillac car that one Veteran's Day.

Hank

(chuckles) Yeah, that was something else.

Didi

He held high standards for himself that he couldn't meet so he placed them on everyone else. You know it's true, Hank. It's been ten years. I'm sure Peggy and Bobby have made their peace by now. I could see in Bobby's eyes that he only came because he's trying to live up to the same standards. Ones you set, I imagine.

Hank

(looks at Bobby and G.H. a short distance away) I just want my son to know his grandfather was a hero.

Didi

In a way, Cotton was a hero. In another way, you became the hero he could not. It's wonderful to know Bobby is doing so well and you kept the gas station in business.

Hank

(angrily) For the last time, I sell propane and propane accessories! I am not a got-danged pump jockey!

Didi stares at him blankly.

Hank

Oh, dear God, you're right. What have I been doing? I shouldn't be here, not unless it's a holiday or something. Peggy and Bobby are fed up with it. I'm such a jackass!

Didi

It's alright, Hank. Everyone grieves in their own way. I just wonder what Cotton would say of you coming as often as you have.

Hank imagines Cotton in full uniform.

Cotton

Dang it, boy! What makes you think a draft dodger like you belongs here? Now get back home to your wife and Bobby before I tan your hide inside out!

End imagination sequence.

Hank

I think I know what he'd say. I better get Bobby and head home.

He and Didi walk to Bobby and G.H.

Hank

Well, son, we better get going before dark. I, uh, have some other things I need to take care of.

Bobby

Alright, Dad. Need any help?

Hank

Well, maybe, but a lot of the work's been done already.

They say farewells to Didi and G.H.

CREDITS

MID-CREDITS SCENE/EPILOUGE

Exterior, Dale's "tool shed"

Interior, John Recorn, Joseph and Kahn are inside. Smoke is billowing around them.

Khan

A tool shed? Who does Gribble think he's kidding?

John

My dad wanted a sauna or something. Don't worry about it, no one will bother us here.

John Redcorn

Pass that over here. (inhales off screen) Joseph, what if I told you Dale was not your real father?

Khan and Joseph go wide eyed for a moment, then crack up laughing.

John Redcorn

(groans in annoyance) I must go. Healing session in the morning. I have an early healing session.

Exterior, "tool shed"

John Redcorn

How does this open?

Joseph

What? No! Let us out of here!

The shed starts rumbling and the three men scream for help, calling for Dale or Hank.