AN: Greetings and Salutations, my readers! I am back with another chapter, I am feeling excited about the events coming up. Ash's true colors are being revealed and the pair are getting up to their old tricks again! Anyways, enjoy the chapter, and as usual, I do not own Heathers, Just Ash, and now I guess Cam, Ray, and Sam.

Ash and JD met up at the cafe with Veronica and the others after classes, Ash and JD still thinking about the incident earlier. Veronica and the others noticed their sour mood.

"Is everything okay? You two are in a sour mood." Veronica asked, causing Mcnamara to look up from her homework.

"Did you two get into a fight?" She asked, looking at the two. The two shook their heads as they sat down.

"Some jackass decided to knock me down and call me a freak," Ash muttered bitterly. JD nodded.

"His jacket said Davis, he was a total dick." He added, taking Ash's hand. Duke bolted up from her lazy lounging position.

"Shut up! Did you say, Davis? Was he tall and blonde and wearing a varsity jacket?" Duke asked excitedly. The couple nodded and her gaze widened. "Cameron Davis ran into you! He hangs out with Raymond Keeling and is dating some skank, I think her name is Samantha Grace. They are the meanest people in this college, I ran into Samantha last week and she dumped her diet soda on my skirt saying that green was so tacky!" Heather ranted, unintentionally giving Ash and JD all the information they needed on their three mystery targets.

"And it's no secret that Cameron and Raymond are the two biggest studs on the campus, or that Samantha is the biggest skank to every skank. I honestly think she might be worse than Heather was." Macnamara rambled, giggling sheepishly at the end when Veronica glared at her. JD and Ash shared a look before turning back to the group.

"Anything else?" Ash asked, leaning forward. Veronica sighed next to Martha.

"Yeah, they ask for forgeries all the time. They also ask Martha to do their homework for them." Veronica admitted, crossing her arms and glaring at her plate. JD smirked at her antics. Ash and JD watched the group as they slowly began to change the subject, moving onto normal gossip. They looked at each other and smirked.

"Too easy." They whispered together, a devious smile on each of their faces.