Kendall's got issues-

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Humiliated both of the shame, arrest and being scolded for being bailed out naked...a defeated Kendall resigned herself to staying indoors. Well...at least Kick was so busy humiliating her he apparently missed out on meeting that Stump guy, so that was...

And then the Cheetah Chung commercial promoting a shot of meeting Billy Stump came up...

Knowing that Kick would immediately get on this, she went about buying all the Cheetah Chung in town...but much to her annoyance she finds that Kicks slacker friend Wade had a private stash of the drink just for him.

Having no other options, she begins to drink her Cheetah Chug. Hoping to find the gold key before Kick dose. The drink is making her...a BIT agitated...but she could handle a little caffeine shirly?...

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"Uh...Kick? Why is a naked Kendal jumping about on all fours and attacking people like a crazed, rabid Cheetah?" Asked Gunther confused.

"Who cares?" Asked Kick as he streamed the whole thing...

Gunther shrugs and drinks another Cheetah Chug...and nearly chokes to death on a golden key...

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SOMEHOW Kendal was able to dodge the police- well, rip the police a new one in her frenzied state to such a extent that their too afraid to go after her -after her sugar crash long enough to escape and find clothes...

She then hears that Kick got the golden key! Desperately wanting to make sure that all this pain and humiliation wasn't for nothing, she moved quickly!

Knowing that the key was worthless unless they actually GOT to the stadium, she focused on cutting off their means of transport...

1. A quick phone call to the national pageant director about telling his wife about his 'business trip' with his 'pen pal' was enough to get him to move kicks little sister's(Brianna Buttowski) pageant night to tonight. Thus depriving him of his parents car.

2. She puts fake vomit an his older brother Brads bike to put him in too much of a snit to take Kick anywhere...

3. She fakes an emergency call to the transit authority to mess up the bus schedule so Kick will miss the last bus to the stadium...

4. Finally, she sabotages Wade's car... Or rather she was going to...then saw the hunk of junk was on it's last legs anyway. So she left it as is...and it collapsed before it could help Kick at all!

All in all she'd planned for everything...

ROAR!

Except for a Cheetah Chung charged Gunther apparently...

Hurriedly she raced after them on her bike. She angrily slammed into them over and over again. Frantically grabbing at their golden key. Gunther finally gets aggravated enough to grab her and throw her high...and high...and high-

CRASH!

Smacking her right on the stadium roof-

CRASH!

-Before coming down and smashing right into Billy Stumps Monster Truck.

Kendall finds herself driving an out of control monster truck. Billy is soon crushed, as are all the cars, her school marching band and-

SPLASH!

-the toxic waste pool.

A broken and battered Kendal drags her sorry, burning butt out of the wreckage. Soaked in toxic goo. She laughs at Kick as he enters. "HA! Your big night with Stump is ruined! I win Kick! YEAH!" She shouts as she steps on a high podium, closes her eyes and throws up her hands in a victory pose...and then her clothes melt off her in front of the entire stadium...

Kick smirks as he brings up his camera again. "Your absolutely right Kendall...you 'win'." He continues to stream as an oblivious Kendal continues to poses nude in front of thousands and the jumbo-tron...and her fake breasts again fall off to reveal her flat chest...again.

"Heh, Billy Stump's got nothing on this!" Smiles Kick. He then quickly turns his head to the famous dare-devil as he's moved onto a stretcher and moved past him. "No offense Billy." He says sincerely.

"Nah, it's cool. Naked Chick beats childhood hero everytime. That's just 'facts of life 101'. Send me a link at the hospital, will you?" He asks as he's placed inside the ambulance and driven off.

Kick gives him a thumbs up and turns back to a still naked, posing and obvious Kendal... "DEATH TO CHIMMY CHUNGAS!" She shouts with a defiant fist in the air...just as the toxic waste causes her hair to fall out...on both sides of the equator...

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