Why? How did I come up with this? I don't know. Please just read this mess...

(THIS IS NOT CANON TO ANY UNIVERSE: COURSTIA OR PSYCHIC)

In the midst of a day in Chicago, things start to go off the deep end quickly. A single Honda Civic rolls through the streets with an Uber sticker on each window. Some random guy named Steve calls for this Uber car and after 15 minutes finally arrives. But something was off about the Honda, seeing as how there were some white feathers on the front.

Steve: Weird...

The window rolls down and at the wheel is a fox wearing sunglasses. It's Fenton, and he has a box with a tarp over it in the back and he's listening to the Frozen ll soundtrack inside.

Fenton: Sup.

Steve: Um... are you Fenton?

Fenton: That's me, man.

Steve: Cool.

Steve gets into the car and they set off on a weird conversation-filled drive.

...

Steve: Is that the Frozen ll soundtrack?

Fenton nods.

Steve: And is that a box in the back?

Fenton nods again:

There is a minute of silence.

Steve: So-

Fenton: What if we all replaced all of the word "water" with JERRY?

Steve: Mixed reactions, I gues-

Fenton: Like, what if a scenario plays out where someone would say "a glass of JERRY?"

Steve: Wait, hold on. Isn't Jerry another word for bathroom?

Another silence falls over the car for about 10 minutes.

Fenton: LET'S SWIM IN THE JERRY!

Steve: You are a weird little dude.

Fenton: Thank you. I get that a lot...

Steve: Sorry. You Ok?

Fenton: Yeah, it's just that... I haven't had my best life so far...

Steve: Well, what happened?

Fenton: Well, earlier this year, my parents drowned in a large pool of JERRY. I didn't know what came over me, but I held them down under the water with a sadistic grin on my face, and after a few minutes, the bubbles just stopped...

Fenton was so upset that he had to pull over to the side of the road.

Steve: It's alright. You can handle this.

Fenton: Thanks~

He gets back to the trip.

Fenton: So what's the deal with the decrease of JERRY?

Steve: I don't kno-

Fenton: Like, what if there is a scenario where if a tiny dog who knows how to steal sink nozzles ends up in the bathroom and decides to swim in the JERRY?

After a few more JERRY-filled minutes they finally make it to the place.

Steve: Thanks!

Fenton begins to leave until his tiny Google Pixel gets a notification. Just at that second, a guy rushes into the car and locks it.

?: Go. NOW!

TBC...