Bugs Bunny's got it made. The perfect spot on Pismo Beach. Clear blue skies high up above over his little get-away. Not to mention the perfect girlfriend.


Epilogue: Pleasure At Pismo

Bugs lazily laid down on his beach towel under the umbrella's shade with both hands behind his head. He wore a broad smile that stretched from cheek to cheek as he felt the sun shine upon him and his bulging boner. There were but few enough people around from miles as he decided to ditch his trunks and free his junk for the world to see. The horny hare couldn't help but let his mind replay the way Kaa put Lola in such a choke-hold and really take her to Pound Town.

"Not that I blame the snake considerin' Lola an' all," Bugs claimed to the readers, still enjoying his wet day dream. "It's jus' a man's gotta look out for his girl in these dangerous times here." He opened his eyes to make a sly wink at those who got the gist of what he really meant. "All the same, I'll give that overgrown earthworm credit where credit's due," the horny hare continued, his boner throbbing as the best part played on. "He helped out with my... relationship issues."

As if on cue, Bugs found his serene moment disturbed by his swim trunks being violently thrown on his face out of the blue. "'ey, what's the big idea?" he irately demanded as he took off his trunks and found a pissed off Lola. "You promised me that we'd go shopping on the boardwalk," she fussed with both her hands to her hips, cringing at her boyfriend's boner. "For your sake, you'd better be thinking of me with that shameless display." The buxom bunny wasn't in the mood.

"Oh yeah, shoppin' with my gal," Bugs sarcastically pretended to remember while standing back up. "Where you put my wallet through the gauntlet and make me carry all yer junk." The appalled look on Lola's face was priceless to him. "Haven't you heard of chivalry, dunderhead?" she demanded, shoving her scowl in his smug mug. "Haven't you ever heard of being a girl?" Bugs retorted, enjoying his buxom bunny's indignant look. "You're lucky I got a thing for you tomboys."

Lola immediately grabbed Bugs by the left ear as he cried out in pain and dragged him from the blanket. "You're lucky I didn't decide to bust your balls for that cliche," she declared, marching directly for the boardwalk. "You can forget about whatever fantasies going on in your dirty mind too." Despite the strain on his right ear, a sly smirk stretched across the horny hare's cheeks as he decided to give his little trick another test run. "Sure," he began, "whatever you say, doll."

As if by magic, Lola ceased marching and suddenly stood in place just like a soldier. She let go of Bugs's ear while putting both arms to her side while her legs stood up straight without a single gap. The horny hare barely cared about his sore ear as he stood back up and strolled around to face Lola's front. What had previously displayed a defiant scowl now had the silliest smile spread across her face from cheek to cheek. Her eyes poured out rainbow rings from both pupils.

"Well, aren't we in a better mood all of a sudden?" Bugs gloated, folding his arms while smirking in Lola's foolish looking face. "You girls change your minds like the weather." He grabbed the bottom of his chin with his right hand while pushing down her short-shorts with his left. "Now what does a good girl say when they've been rude to their man?" The horny hare asked while leaning his gal back and groping her buxom booty. His nose was but one mere inch from her own.

"Sowwy, Bugsy Wugsy," Lola replied in the most sickeningly sweet tone of voice, blushing from how Bugs caressed her chubby caboose. If she didn't hear him say, "doll," she wouldn't eviscerated her boyfriend for daring to put the moves on her like this. However, the horny hare had her regressed into a buxom bimbo of a bunny with her mind fixated on him as her primary source of pleasure. The way he manhandled her so sleazily sent shivers of satisfaction down her spine...

"Aw, you know I can't stay mad at that face," Bugs cooed before planting a big kiss on Lola's lips, still feeling her amazing ass. He pulled back to really take in the silly smile stretched across her cheeks and snicker at the power he held over her. "I know just the thing you can do to make it up to me." He gripped her chin in his dominating way while pulling her towards his folding chair. "Strip on down and show Bugs Jr. your love," he declared, sitting down with widened legs.

Lola obeyed by lifting her shirt up and letting her big breasts bounce out before tossing her top to the sand. Her eyes were fixated upon Bugs's bulging boner that seemed to further entrance her by bobbing about like a pendulum. She wasted no time in pulling down her short-shorts along with her underwear and bending over to give her man an extra special view of her butt. The buxom bimbo of a bunny lifted herself right back up in complete nudity and without shame.

"Pretty convenient, wouldn't you say?" Bugs spoke to the reader as Lola stepped forward towards him. "Anytime she gets all uppity, I just say the word and wrap her around my finger." His buxom bimbo bunny soon towered over him with her groin positioned just above his eager erection. "Every man's dream come true," the horny hare gloated before moaning upon his gal taking a seat. His bulging boner penetrated her nether-regions right until she reached both his balls.

Lola also moaned out of pleasure while her silly smile still remained across her blushing face, already leaning her head back. She continued to pump her glutes up and down Bugs's boner slowly but steadily. All the while, he found his arousal fueled by the bimbo bunny's buxom breasts bouncing before him and simply couldn't resist shoving his face in them. For extra leverage, the horny hare grabbed onto her thick buttocks and pressed both his palms into her divine derriere.

Lola's tongue actually hung out like a dog in heat while she grabbed hold of Bugs's shoulders. The way his face buried itself between her breasts fueled her entrancement in tandem with his dick pounding her pussy. In this moment, the entire world around her didn't matter anymore. All the buxom bimbo bunny lusted for was to satisfy her man's desires and for him to own her ass like the slut she truly was. It was one magical moment that she wanted to last forever.

It was certainly magical for Bugs. He felt like a king sitting upon his throne with a bombshell of a queen tending to his every whim. "Take my advice, pallies," the horny hare imparted onto the reader, muffled by his motor-boating. "If your gal's being a pain in the rear or a flat out nag," he began, feeling his boner getting ready to burst like the volcano it was, "get her a vacay to the Jungle." He finally felt himself unable to hold back any longer. "Ya never know." His teeth clenched.

Lola moaned orgasmically as she felt Bugs pushed her to her own limits and fill her up with semen like stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey. The erotic euphoria soon overwhelmed her more and more as her grip on her man loosened. Bugs soon found breathing to be a lot less taxing when his buxom bunny babe leaned back a tad too far away in her exhaustion. His boner slipped straight out of her pussy as she collapsed onto ground, her arms and legs sprawled all across the sand.

Bugs sighed as if he drank the world's best lemonade and reclined in his throne. The sight of Lola listlessly laying in her lingering lust gave him a great sense of triumph like Elmer Fudd actually getting the "wabbit." Her eyelids drooped despite the rainbow rings radiating from her pupils while she moaned out of the pure pleasure her Bugsy Wugsy delivered unto her. "And before you ask," Bugs began, putting his right leg over his left so casual, "her sandwich's are all to die for..."


Our story comes to a close with our favorite wise-cracking hare being able turning his girlfriend into a slut at a moments notice. Kaa did some good here.