This is a story idea I had rattling around in my head, if people seem interested in it I will write more chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina or any of its characters; they belong to Ken Akamatsu. I am not doing this for profit so please do not sue me. I can't afford it.

Notes: **** means a new setting.

I was too lazy to do honorifics so sorry about that.

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This is going to be great, Kitsune thought as she snuck out of Keitaro's room. She had just planted one of Naru's bras in Keitaro's room and it is just about the time they start studying. Konno Mitsune, known to all as Kitsune loved having Keitaro live at the inn. Not only did it provide her entertainment by teasing and setting up the clumsy, easily flustered manager. But she could easily trick him out of having to pay rent and chores. Which left time for her 3 favorite things drinking, the hot spring, and causing mischief.

"Let's study in your room today," Naru told Keitaro as they approached from down the hall. Here they come! Kitsune thought excitedly.

"Hiya, whatcha doin'" Su yelled as she popped out of nowhere.

"I waitin' for the punchline of one of my jokes" Kitsune snickered.

"Ooho is Keitaro going to go flying? When he gets back I need someone to test out my new invention" Su exclaimed producing a machine form who knows where. "What it does is…."

"Yeah yeah, just a second" Kitsune interrupted. It was almost time for the launch.

"No excuses you pervert" Naru shouted. Bam Keitaro launched like a rocket.

Oh no, Kitsune realized. Keitaro was coming right at them!

Clunk, Keitaro collided with Kitsune, Su and the machine.

Kaboom the machine exploded.

**later**

Uhhg, Kitsune groaned as she opened her eyes, she was on the couch in the living room. Su was on the adjacent couch and Keitaro was on the floor. Motoko, Naru, and Shinobu were there with worried looks on their faces.

"Kitsune are you alright," Naru asked. "I will be as soon as I have some sage" She replied sitting up. Reaching for the bottle she had left out.

Sweat drops from everyone.

"What's going on," Keitaro asked as he sat up. "Why is there a double of everything?" "Keitaro you're okay" Shinobu almost cried. "What do you mean double," Naru asked

Arrgh Kitsune cried, "I can smell or taste my sage" "That's because my new machine affects the senses" Su replied sitting up.

"What are you saying Su," Motoko asked.

"My new machine was meant to manipulate the senses, but it seems that the collision and explosion of it have left us with a wide variety of symptoms," Su explained.

"But you seem alright Su" Naru responded. "Nope, I'm affected, I can no longer see," Su replied, still smiling.

Sweat drops from all as they think "she doesn't seem to upset by this"

"What! You mean now I can't enjoy my booze?!" Kitsune shouted as she went to stand up but managed only to fall to the ground.

"I'd be careful" Su warned. "Well, the five basic senses are Touch, Sight, Smell, Hearing, and touch, humans have other senses like the sense of balance, and proprioception which is your sense of spacial awareness. There's lots of debate on what is and isn't a sense."

"That sounds like a lazy story idea a fanfiction writer would use" Naru stated. Suddenly a coconut proceeds to fly in and hit the ungrateful character on the head.

"Ow, where did that even come from?" Naru complained.

"I would agree with Su" Kitsune remarked "I can't seem to keep balanced" as she tries to stand again but proceeds to fall on top of Naru.

"Can you build something to fix this Su?" Keitaro asked as he attempted to stand now with his doubled vision.

"I could if I could see" Su replied. "But in this state, I would need an assistant" attempting to look at the group but ends up staring at a wall.

"I guess me, Shinobu, and Motoko can take turns helping" Naru replied in irritation.

"Also I should warn you any hitting or extreme damage to the head could cause serious complications"

"What kinds of complications," he asked, as he started to ask as he walked over, but managed to trip on a coconut lying on the floor while accidentally pulling Narus skirt down. "You pervert" Naru screamed as she punched Keitaro.

"Well," Su replied unable to see what just happen "complications like changes in personality, memory loss, and death"

Shocked looks from everyone. With the image of a newspaper reading "Dorm manager killed by one tenant. Court trial for murder starts soon" in a thought bubble above them.

"Motoko, do something" Shinobu screamed. Motoko took off like a bullet to try to catch the falling Keitaro.

Luckily she manages to save him in time.

**later**

"Look just because you see double doesn't mean you need to stop studying" Naru reasoned as they sat in her room.

"I suppose you're right," Keitaro responded. "But that doesn't explain why I'm tied to this chair," he raged.

"Look" Naru replied "With this double vision your clumsiness is even more pronounced now. This is the best way we can still study together while ensuring you don't do anything perverted"

"But how am I supposed to write when my hands are tied too?!" Keitaro countered.

"Sigh, fine" Naru relented as she untied him. "But keep your hands on that side of the table"

"Let's see," Naru said as she read the question "if than what is the absolute minimums and maximums of the curve (draw a graph)"

"Umm, Naru?" Keitaro asked. "What?" she responded. "I can see to draw graph correctly"

"Oh right, I'll draw it for you," Naru said as she took the paper from Keitaro and sketched out the graph.

"Okay, here you go," Naru said as she extended her hand to give it back to him. "Thanks," he replied as he reached for it but missed and accidentally touched Naru's breast.

"You pervert," Naru said angrily. Balling her fist. She took a deep breath and sighed. "Maybe you should just leave".

Good Idea Keitaro replied as he stood up. Only to trip face-first into her boobs.

"Idiot" Naru yelled as she hit him away. "Oh-no" she gasped running to see where he landed.

Luckily he landed Hot Springs which broke his fall. Unfortunately, Shinobu was helping Kitsune bathe.

"Ahhh" Shinobu shrieks in embarrassment.

This is going to be a tough week Naru thought.

**Meanwhile**

Kitsune was not having a good day. Her primary source of entertainment Keitaro getting hit was suspended until Su could build a cure for them. And she could no longer taste her alcohol. Maybe if she went down and watched the horse race it would cheer her up. Kitsune decided as she stood shakily up, using the wall to not fall over as she made her way down the hall.

Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this Kitsune thought as she got to the bottom of the stairs. Only to manage to trip on the rug. Managing to fall on a passing Motoko.

"How dare you, you moron" Motoko shouted as she took a slash at Kitsune. Only to realize that she wasn't supposed to hit Keitaro, But it was okay it was Kitsune. Then remembered Kitsune had the same condition as Keitaro and wasn't immortal.

She took off to catch Kitsune. Luckily she caught Kitsune. However, Kitsune was a fair bit heavier than Keitaro, and they both ended up in a pile on the ground.

"Hey don't do indecent things in public" a passer-by yelled at them. They were in an awkward position.

Ugh, Kitsune thought as she sat up. So this is what it feels to be Keitaro.

**later, back at the inn**

"Okay, thanks to everyone for coming to this emergency meeting" Naru announced

All the residents plus Haruka had gathered.

"We need to come up with a way to minimize all these problems we have been having" Naru continued "so any ideas"

"What if they used crutches," Shinobu asked. "Sorry, Shinobu I don't think that would work" Keitaro Replied. "You need balance to operate and not fall over on crutches, and I think I would trip on them with my double vision"

"What if they used a pogo stick to bounce along," Su asked, "also what are crutches are they yummy?" Su was facing the wrong way and was talking to a lampshade.

Sweat drops from everyone.

"I think the solution is simple," Haruka states calmly.

"What would that be Aunt Haruka?" Keitaro asked.

"Just call me Haruka she said as she hit Keitaro on the head with a fan"

"Ahh, don't" Shinobu cried "that could could make his condition worse"

Oops, Haruka said in a flat monotone.

"Anyway, I think the best solution is for Kitsune and Keitaro to help each other"

"They both need a person to help them walk and neither of them can do it alone," Haruka explained.

"But what if he tries to do something perverted to her?" Naru yelled. "Well," Haruka contemplated "you could help Keitaro around if you're worried about Kitsune"

Urk Naru thought.

"I guess it's our best option, sugar," Kitsune said.

Keitaro hobbled over to Kitsune so they could test it.

They had one arm warped around each other's shoulder and tried practicing walking.

It went pretty well and neither of them fell over.

But Motoko and Naru were giving Keitaro the evil eye. Just waiting for something to happen.

I don't think this is going to end well Shinobu thought.

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I'm going to stop there if you enjoyed this please review and tell me so I write more.

Also, am I setting up a relationship with Keitaro and Kitsune? Maybe I am and maybe I'm not, you will just have to read more.