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Takes place in Season 1 Episode 11.

The best visual image for the Scotswoman are

Female the Scotsman (Scotswoman) by TeslaEffect on DeviantART

or

The Scotswoman by pills in a little cup on Tumblr.

The best voice for her is Merida from Brave.


The time of day was unknown and the fog was endless as Jack, the warrior from the past flung into the future, was crossing the wooden bridge through the thick and endless fog. And in the distance he heard a noise he had never heard before, bagpipes. The sound of this made Jack stop crossing the seemingly endless bridge and gaze out in front of him, hearing whoever was playing them getting closer and the music was getting louder. A figure was soon made visible as Jack narrowed his eyes to see them before shutting them at the loud and terrible music increasing in sound. He opened them once more to see the figure getting closer and saw that it was a female walking towards him. She had shaggy red hair in a pony tail and was wearing a a black shirt with a red collar and puffy white short sleeves, a cat buckle, a red checkered hair with a puff on top, and a checkered shirt with one boot on her right leg. The most unique parts about her was the large sword strapped to her back and a large gun where her left leg should be.

The woman continued to play the large and loud instrument as she kept walking to Jack before looking up to him, as she was about as tall as his chin.

"By the look you're giving, I can tell that you're enjoying my pipe playing, lad." she said in a Scottish accent.

Jack uncovered his ears and looked down to her, covered in sweat from the pain of the music before the Scottish woman started playing her bag pipes again before stopping as Jack held his hand out to her.

"Please, pardon my extrusion, good lady but I must know, I am closer to the end of this bridge?" Jack as with his right eye shut, cleaning out his right ear a bit.

"Sorry, lad but you're far off! I've been traversing this here bridge for days!" she said to him while holding her bag pipes under her right arm.

"Hmm, it seems I have longer to go than I thought. I should be going now." Jack said as he tried to walk past the Scottish girl but found that she wasn't moving from her spot in front of him. "Um, excuse me, miss?"

"Just what in blazes do you expect of me?" she asked as she looked up to Jack.

"Simply stand aside, ma'am." Jack answered.

"And risk falling over the edge for some stranger I just met?!Bologna, I say!" she shouted at Jack before poking his chest. "You stand aside!"

Jack was silent for a few moments before speaking again.

"Ma'am, my destination is the other side of the bridge where you came from." Jack said while pointing to into the foggy abyss.

"I know, and you'll still reach it once ye be a gentleman and back up so I can reach that side first!" the Scotswoman said as she pointed behind Jack, to the other end of the bridge that took Jack almost 2 days to walk.

"That would take far too long, miss. And time is something I can not waste." Jack said while looking back before turning to the woman again.

"OH! So you think just because you're some important man in hurry, that my time isn't valuable too?" the Scotswoman said as she pointed to herself before pointing to Jack. "But no! You didn't even think that I might be you're equal did you, manly man? That you're somehow superior to me?! Well, that is rude!"

Jack was a bit shock by how she put it and tried to fix the situation that she took out of proportions.

"I believe we are at a misunderstanding, miss." Jack said delicately.

"Do we now?! So you think I'm some dumb dumb girl now?!" she shouted at him.

"No but-" he said before he took a breathe and tried one again to reason with the lady.

"I can see that we are both in a hurry, so to solve this problem, I shall hang over the edge from this boards while you can walk past me." Jack said as he pointed to the right edge of the rickety bridge.

This suggestion caused the Scotswoman to blush a bit before glaring at Jack and point to her dress.

"Oh so I pass and you can get a peak at me maidenhood up me shirt?!" she screamed at him in anger.

"Wait! No, that isn't what I am saying." Jack said with a little blush of his own.

"That's what all ye men say you, plucky faced hing-oot!" she said as she pointed in his face.

"What did you just call me?" Jack questioned.

"Oh, now you playing deaf now, you clagtail cuddie drek?!" she said to him before pointing to herself. "Well, how about I tell ye what we'll do to solve this? The two of us will fight here, to the finish!"

"Ma'am, please reconsider, I don't think that-" Jack tried to negotiate before she got close and in his face.

"Listen ta me, ya boony blathering numpty! The only way you are getting ta the other side of this bridge, is to beat me in combat!" she screamed as spit a bit in his face. "Now, are you gonna fight like a man or are you gonna be the sissy little bleat I see you are?!"

Jack as silent for a moment before she pushed his straw hat back with the tip of her finger.

"I'm calling you a worthless coward!" she translated as Jack finally spoke again.

"I fear no man or woman." he said with his determined face.

"OH! That's big talk from a man wearing a little basket on his head and wearing a dress like me old nanny!" the Scotswoman said as she back away. "A basket is meant for haggis, not for the head a nanny looking girly man!"

Jack's determined face grew into a glare as the Scotswoman notices the sword on his hip.

"HA! You call the little tooth pick on you hip a sword? Ma dad has a better sword than they little kitchen utensil you wave around! Those little slipper you're wearing look more threatening than that thing!" she said as she pointed to Jack's wooden slippers. "Now how about I show you a real sword?!"

The Scotswoman had pulled out a large claymore from her back sheath and showed it to Jack, rubbing it in his face.

"And it's much bigger than your's." she said with a smugness as she held it on her right shoulder. "What do you think of this ya dress wearin', basket headed, slipper wieldin', clyde-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-blate-maw, bleathering gomeril, jesse oaf-lookin' scooner, nyaff ploodie shan, milk drinkin', soy-facedshilpit, mim-moothed, snivelin' worm-eyed hotten-blaugh, vile stoogie, cally-breek-tattie?"

The Scotswoman reeled the sword back before slicing it in an over the head chop that Jack quickly blocked with his own sword, but struggled when he found her stronger than she looked and barely stopped it from his head. It didn't hurt him but his hat wasn't so lucky as it was split down the middle and fell into the depths of the fog below the bridge.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aw, you gonna weep for your little hat now?" the Scotswoman laughed as she pulled her sword back, letting Jack lower his blade from his head.. "If you want, I can play some proper music for ya on me pipes! Go well with your weepings!"

Seeking retribution, Jack stabbed his sword into the woman's bagpipes and deflated the instrument as it let out it's final sour note. He wore a satisfied look as he pulled his blade back as locked eyes with the Scotswoman, who lost her smile and gained a deadly expression.

"THAT...was a mistake." she said as she threw her destroyed bag pipes over the bridge and into the foggy abyss. "When I'm done with you, you're head's gonna be ma floor shifter!"

The woman gave a battle cry as she raised her sword with both hands, slashing at Jack as the samurai blocked every one of her attacks. She then changed to stabbing and more slashing but Jack simple sidestepped each and every attack before swiftly slashing back. He thought it would connect but the woman was just as fast with her sword as she was strong and blocked Jack's attack. Jack then pressed on and continued to attack the Scotswoman but she repaid his attacks by blocking every one of them before she stabbed at his foot but missed and broke the bridge board below them Jack.

In that instant, both of them remembered where they were stand and how unstable it was but it did not stop their battle as they locked eyes and resumed combat. They sliced at each other with blinding speed, attacking and defending each of the other's attack as they went back and forth on the rickety bridge ending with their blades locked after Jack pushed the Scotswoman a good distance back from where they started.

"Ah, not so bad for dress wearing nanny." the Scotswoman said with a smirk before laughing loud while spitting in Jack's face.

The Scotswoman stepped back and swung around to gain momentum to cut Jack but the samurai ducked under the attack and jumped into the air.

"YAAAAHHHH!" he screamed as he blocked the sun, bring his sword down to slash at the Scotswoman, who held her sword up with both hands to block it.

Clashing steel flashing between them before Jack landed back on the bridge.

"Your sword, the Tremendous Horse Cut technique should've destroyed it." Jack said as the Scotswoman pulled her sword down and pointed to the surface.

"The magic ruins of me land! No matter what, ma sword won't break from all your fancy little tricks!" she said as she showed Jack the magic ruins glowing on her sword. "Now enough of this jumping like a frog and get back to fighting!"

Their battle raged on as the sound of clashing steel filled the air, not ceasing as they continued to battle all the way to the next day.

Both of them were tired as Jack was covered in sweat, on his knees, and leaning on the side of the rope rail.

"Huh huh huh." he breathed as the Scotswoman was only slouched over but still standing.

"Ha ha. Your end is nigh. NGH!" she said as she tried to lift her sword with both hands but found it impossible with how tired she was and stop. "Huh, uh. This is ya last chance ta surrender."

"Huh, I am not defeated and will stand my ground until then." he said to her with his sword still in his left hand.

"Stand your ground? You're not even standing up!" the Scotswoman argued with him.

"Then strike me down." Jack challenged, his energy back to throw a serious face at the woman.

"Wha?! Uh? Why you!" she let out as she growled at him but didn't attack. "Seeing as we're both tired, I say we recuperate ourselves but the moment I ave ma energy back, you're dead."

Silence stood between they two as all they could do was stare down at each other for a few moments before the bridge began to shake.

"Tha's not good." The Scotswoman predicted as they heard a large shout.

"YYYEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!" they heard as they looked behind Jack to see an anthropomorphic pig in souther sherif clothes, complete with a sheriff hat, and cool shades driving some kind of large one wheeled vehicle on the bridge towards them.

The duo then heard another sound and turned to looked behind the Scotswoman to another large one wheeled vehicle is on the other side of the bridge and driven by some hillbilly towards them as well.

"They found me!" both Jack and the Scotswoman said as they got their strength back and stood up before facing each other. "You? Why are they after you?"

As the two argued over who was after whom, the pig sheriff was cocking a rifle and aiming it at them, shooting not a bullet but a shackled cuffs at them.

"They're after me for the price on me head!" the Scotswoman said as she pointed to herself. "From the blowhard, Aku!"

"There is a price on my head from Aku as well." Jack said as he pointed to himself.

Sadly for the duo, the shackled cuff clamped onto their arms and cuffed them together. Surprising them both as the hillbillies were getting closer to them.

"We can not fight in this condition." Jack said while looking at the pig sheffif.

"Especially not with a dress wearing ninny clamped to ma arm!" the Scotswoman agreed as she held up their shackled arms.

"We must escape!" Jack said.

"Of the bridge!" the Scotswoman agreed as they both jumped but it was from different directions that caused them to be stuck where they were.

They quickly picked themselves up as the large vehicles got closer and closer.

"I should've known a dress wearing basket head would pick left instead of right! Now tha I think about it, we've got no clue how far down this abyss goes!" the Scotswoman said before Jack did something drastic to solve their problem.

The samurai pulled her closed and up in his arms, causing her to blush as she was literally sweeped off her feet.

"HEY! What ya- AAAHHHH!" she ended with a scream as Jack jumped over the left side of the bridge, letting them escape into the foggy abyss below as the vehicles crashed into each other.

The duo fell for a about 3 minutes of time before plunging into a swamp with thick marshes and vegetation, the water breaking their fall and quickly resurfaced.

"Are you insane?!" The Scotswoman screamed at him as she looked him in the eye. "Handling a lady like that?!"

"It was the only way to get us both to safety." Jack said back to her.

"Safety, sure! But do ya even know where we are?!"

"Unfortunately no." Jack calmly replied.

"So what now, Mr. big man?! Just sit here and bath in swamp water?" She rhetorically asked.

"We must find cover and hide from the bounty hunters, we can not stay here defenseless." Jack said before something floated past them, silencing them for the moment.

The thing that floated by them was one half of the straw hat Jack wore before before their fight on the bridge, being carrying by the current as they stared at it.

"Ahahahahahahahahaha!" the Scotswoman laughed loudly at Jack's hat, feeling much better about this while Jack just watched her with a blank face.

Though the next thing to float by stopped the woman's laughter as he punctured bagpipes past them, causing Jack to smile at her downed expression. She watched them go by as she caught Jack's little smile and frowned at him.

"Oh, stuff it!" she screamed at him, his smile still on his face.

The duo them noticed the fog slowly clearing and revealing dry land not far from them.

"Dry land, ahead. We'll be safe there." Jack said as they trudge through the water to dry land.

As the two got on land and drip dripped, they heard the sound of machines heading towards. Signalling that the hunters were catching up.

"We gotta hide!" The Scotswoman said as they looked around for a place to hide before noticing large clumps of moss around them. "The moss, we can use it!"

Jack saw the moss and figured what the woman was thinking, nodding to her before they quickly assemble two bundles of moss to hide themselves in. They stayed as silent as the night as the hunters appeared in their area, scouting for them with robotic alligators and more hunters. Eventually the hunters left the duo to search elsewhere, allowing them to remove their moss covers and move to a safer place through the swamp forest while using their swords to chop down any greenery in their path.

"Okay, so I get that your wanted by Aku but why? You don't seem that special!" The Scotswoman said as they chopped through the forest, Jake looking at her while she talked. "As for me, my head is worth a TON of monies! A literal ton! You sir, are looking the most wanted woman in the world with seven countries worth of wanted posters plastered in every town and city with bounty hunters of all shapes and sizes wanting to claim this gal's hide! I'm the definition of "Infamous!""

Her bragging soon came to a stop as they reached a large metal wall and she sliced through the vine in front of it.

"No way." she let out as Jack began to grow a guilty smile at what was in front of them.

An old withering wanted poster of Jack, showing the Scotswoman that she's not as "infamous" as she thought she was. This thought caused her to growl in anger before she tore the poster of the wall and without stopping, used her sword to cut a large hole in the wall like she was cutting the lid off a tin can. Kicking it in to show them some type of village with metal houses covered in multiple wanted posters of Jack and not ONE poster of her.

"What the hell?!" she said in shock, anger, and a little jealousy.

It was outrageous but this made her more mad, seeing that this dress wearing cream puff was even more than her! How could anyone think someone like him could be dangerous when she had a bigger sword and machine literally STRAPPED TO HER BODY!? Her thought of anger were soon interrupted by the familiar noise of the bounty hunters vehicles, coming closer and closer to the town.

"We must hide." Jack said as he looked around and caught sight of an outhouse now far from them. "There!"

The Scotswoman looked to where he pointed and blushed at bit before he began dragging her to it.

"Now wait jus a blagging minute, I am not getting in-" she tried to argue before Jack oped the outhouse and pulled her inside, sitting her on his lap as he shut the door and put a finger over his lips to tell her to be quiet.

Seeing as she was caught between a rock and several bounty hunters, the Scotswoman shut her trap and waited with Jack as the bounty hunters came into town. The suspected leader of the hunters started shouting gibberish to the others before they speed of to search and left the area where the outhouse was in silence.

"Ah, Ah think there gone." the Scotswoman whispered, her blush still evident being in an outhouse with Jack.

"Are you sure?" Jack whispered, not quite effected by their closeness as she was.

"Ya ya. It's real quiet." she quickly answered in a whisper to try and get out of this embarrassing moment and position.

"Good, now we can properly discuss our predicament." Jack whispered to her.

"In here?! Are ya daft?!" she whisper screamed in his face, still blushing.

But before they could try and say anything else, the sound of shots firing was heard and the outhouse they were hiding in was destroyed. Smoke blew from the blast as Jack and the Scotswoman were left sitting on the ground and surrounded by the bounty hunters.

"Dabalabaladuddedow!" the pig sheriff shouted in gibberish as the surrounded the two with fan boats with mounted blasters and hillbilly bounty hunters with blasters of all sizes. "Bang-bang-bagitty-bang-bang-bang!"

"Jump now!" Jack said to the Scotswoman as they got on their feet and jumped into the air, dodging all the bounty hunter fire.

The duo quickly readied for a fight and drew their swords before landing back on the ground but as they tried to attack again, they forgot that they were stick shackled together by their wrists.

"This will not work." Jack said to the woman.

"Well, how else are we suppose to fight? With tango?!" the Scotswoman screamed at him, unable to see a bounty hunter coming behind her until Jack warned her.

"Bounty hunter!" he said while pointing at them with his sword.

Using the shackle, the Scotswoman used Jack as a flail to kick him away before Jack used his sword to do the same with the Scotswoman, resulting in 3 more bounty hunters being knocked through the wall of a house.

"We must think rationally, like using a bow and arrow. They both need each other to fight but they can not be shackled together." Jack explained to the woman.

"That's just pointless, I get it." the Scotswoman said as multiple robot alligators were charging at them.

"Exactly, it is just like us. Together we are strong but our power is weakened because of these shackles." Jack said, lifting their cuffed arms up to show his point. "We must be freed!"

"Aye! And then we can destroy the lot of them!" the Scotswoman said as she smiled at Jack's logic.

They then turned to the sound of a cannon turret and saw the pig sheriff next to a large cannon with a red button in his hand.

"Badudabdedubadudy!" he gibberished while laughing before pushing the button and firing at them, the recoil of the cannon destroying a few buildings behind it.

The size of the shell was enormous but it might've been just what they needed as the samurai and lady shared a look. They jumped into the air at the shell, holding their cuffed arms in front of it. As the shell made contact with the chain, it snapped while the shell exploded and freed the two warriors. Multiple robotic bounty hunters jumped to meet the sword wielding warriors but were only met with destruction. After landing, the two began to destroy the bounty hunters one by one. Jack was swift and sliced multiple robots in half while the Scotswoman used brute strength to destroy them. Punches, headbutts, kicks, she was a living weapon. She even lifted a cannon turret and squashed several hunters like pancakes. Jack continued to cut the hunters down, either their robotic bodied or their guns while the Scotswoman continued to fight with whole body until two robotic alligators bit her arms.

"Hahahahahaha! Is that it?!" she asked in hubris, not even flinching from the bites. "Me little brothers bite harder than that!"

She then slammed the two robots together and destroyed them both in a cloud of smoke. These two sword wielders were skilled beyond belief as Jack was skillfully able to deflect every shot from a rotating machine gun before the Scotswoman sliced the bounty hunter in half with her claymore, show his robotic insides before he exploded. The two warriors shared a smirk before turning their attention to the remaining army of robotic bounty hunters and charged at them with battle cries. They sliced and sliced, destroying every bounty hunter in sight without rest and without hesitation until they made sure every one of them was destroyed. The Scotswoman even used her machine gun leg and blew the sliced up bounty hunters into even more pieces for good measure until they all exploded sky high and took the town with it as the buildings crumbled from the battle! Only Jack and the Scotswoman were left standing as they both took deep breathes and gasps for air while standing back to back. When they finally caught their breath, they put their blades away and admired their handy work.

"I'd say that takes care of our bounty hunter problem." the Scotswoman said.

"Yes, for now at least." Jack replied.

"I guess." the Scotswoman said as she smirked at Jack, who smirked back at her before they bot had a round of well deserved laughter.

Neither of them knew their strange meeting would become a kinship between hunted warriors.

"I guess I was wrong about ya. Not such a ninny man after all." the Scotswoman said after they stopped laughing.

"Yes, I misjudged you as well." Jack said back.

"Ey, no hard feelings." the Scotswoman said as she hooked her arm around Jack left arm. "Now hows about I treat ya to a pint? There's bound to be a tavern around here!"

"That would be nice but please allow me to purchase the drinks." Jack said as they began walking walking away from the former town.

"No no! I started this, so I'll apologies and buy the drinks." she argued.

"No, please allow me to make amends." Jack argued once again.

For the rest of the walk until they reached a proper tavern, the two continued to argue over who would pay for the drinks over and over as the fog rolled over them.