After the funeral ends, I fly back to my Kryptonian ship. Kelex greets me as usual.
"There is something that have been meaning to tell you, Kal-El."
"What is that Kelex?"
"You see my AI system has evolved. You see I am not really a robot. I lived on Krypton as its computer system in charge of data and security. However, I am an alien whose intellect surpasses any other. I am Brainiac."
The End?