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Howdy! Mah name's Dorothy!

I am 8-and-a half years old, I like

pretty much what other people my age like; y'know, Pac-Man, spice garden growin', Jackie Chan movies, inventin' stuff, practicin' kung-fu, watchin' She-Ra, stuff like that. Also, an' Ah live on a farm with my...er...remaining family.

Mah mom an' dad died when

I was too young to remember, so in order fer' me ta not feel all sad, Auntie Em, she got me this lil' puppy I named Toto, cause she said that was mom's favorite band. Anyway, life on the farm kinda got...boring after a little bit, an' I al'ays wanted ta an' dad died when I was too young to remember, so in order fer' me ta not feel all sad, Auntie Em, she got me this lil' puppy I named Toto, cause she said that was mom's favorite band. Anyway, life on the farm kinda got...boring after a little bit, an' I al'ays wanted ta

go someplace that wasn't boring, but NOOOOOOOO, Auntie Em 'nsisted that "There's a time for fun, and a time for work". Ah hated that, so Ah tried tew keep mahself busy each day by makin' things an' playin' with Toto.

But then, there was that one time,

when Toto an' I saw er'thin' change...

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HAS BEEN TOLD A LOT OF TIMES. A. LOT.