In this first episode, what was planning to be a perfect episode of Skatoony, is going to because an entire episode of panic when the studio has unexpected visitors, and one of them is a contestant! Can Chud and The Earl keep everything in check and prevent these visitors from harming anyone? (Note, these visitors may seem familiar to South Park fans. Anyways, enjoy)


In the green block, was a boy with short Hazel hair named Jake. In the blue box, was a girl with long black hair named Sandra, in the pink box, was a boy with medium blonde hair named Tommy. In the yellow box, was a white-furred yeti (Mr. Yomp), in the purple box, was a man with a shining Q on his head (Kevin Quizzin), and in the red box, was a deer wearing a pink scarf. (Who'll become clear.)

"Welcome to Skatoony! The show where kids and toons compete for prizes!" The announcer announced. "Now, keep your eyes on the two keepers of the prize, Chud Chudders!"

Chud rode into the studio on a motorcycle. He stopped it and said: "Hey there, folks! Has anyone seen my glasses?"

"And, The Earl!" The announcer continued.

"Yeah!" Said The Earl.

Chud climbed down from the motorcycle.

"Whatda you say, Earl?" Asked Chud.

"I say we meet the contestants!" Earl replied. "Say hello to: Jake, Mr. Yomp, Sandra, Kevin Quizzin, Tommy and D-D-D-."

Earl began to stammer when he saw the certain pink scarf wearing Deer, in the red box.

"D-D-Deery?" He finished.

"What's wrong, Earl?" Chud asked.

"Uh, Ch-Chud?" Earl asked. "Are you not familiar with that Deer?"

"No." Said Chud. "Why?"

"There are no reasons to be afraid of me, or my friends in the audience." Said Deery. "We came to this game show to win in honour of our lord and saviour. Hail Sa-"

She would of been able to finish her sentence, if a loud, firm voice didn't interrupt her.

"CHUDDERS!" Boomed the voice.

"Oh jeez." Said Chud. "What's wrong, Tony?"

Tony walked over to Chud. He did not look happy.

"Whose idea was it to invite that Deer onto the show?!" He asked, sternly.

"Is there a problem, human?" Deery asked. She tried to look innocent.

"A problem? Of course there's a problem!" Tony exclaimed. "I know all about you and your friends!"

The other critters were in the audience.

"So, what's the problem?" Chud asked.

Tony explained the 'problem' and the critters' 'secret' which caused the entire audience to quickly move away from them.

"And I don't want to see any violence on this show!" Tony exclaimed.

"Awww." Said the critters, simultaneously.

"And as for you!" Tony turned to Chud. "If I see any violence on this show, you're seeing the end of your job! Now get on with it!"

Tony walked away, into his office.

"Sheesh. What a loudmouth." Chud said. "Now, listen up while I run through the rules of the game!"

"Yeah!" Exclaimed The Earl.

"All you've gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds." Chud explained. "We're gonna knock two of you out of the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"

"An Apple iPhone 7!" The Earl explained.

The crowd cheered.

"It'll be mine! All mine!" Kevin said, quickly. "It'll be mine because I'm the greatest quizzer of all!"

"You need to calm down." Sandra said to him.

"The human girl is correct." Said Mr. Yomp. "You are acting crazy."

"You're all acting crazy!" Chud exclaimed. "Now settle down so we can play:"

Bang On Or Bogus

"Now listen up, freckle farts." Chud explained. "I'm gonna say a bunch of silly stuff. Some of them are facts, some of them aren't. All you've gotta do decide what's Bang On true, and what's Bogusly false. So, if you think they're true, you shout:"

"Bang On!" The contestants exclaimed.

"And if you think they're false, you shout?:" Chud asked.

"Bogus!" The contestants exclaimed.

"You got it!" Chud replied. "At the end of the round, the two lowest scorers get kicked off, and we play until everyone in the audience sit back down near Deery's critter friends."

One of the shaking audience members reluctantly sat next to them.

"And off we go!" Said Chud. "Thanos snapped out half the population to solve dehydration."

Buzz!

"Deery!"

"Bogus!" She guessed.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "YouTubers should subscribe to KingMaxieJacob Forever, and turn on all post notifications!"

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"Bang On!" He guessed.

Ding!

"You got it!" Chud exclaimed. "Reading was the most popular form of entertainment in the 1950s."

Buzz!

"Mr. Yomp!"

"Bogus!" He guessed.

Fart noise!

"Incorrect!" Chud exclaimed. "The Earth is round, not flat."

Buzz!

"Deery!"

"Bang On!" She guessed.

Ding!

"Well done." Said Chud. "Pluto is still a planet."

Buzz!

"Kevin Quizzin."

"Bogus!" He guessed. "Pluto is no longer a planet."

Ding!

"That is correct!" Chud exclaimed. "In the U.K., Zootopia is called Zootropolis."

Buzz!

"Sandra!"

"Bang On!" She guessed.

Ding!

"It is Bang On!" Chud exclaimed. "How are we doing, Earl."

Almost all of the audience have returned to their original seats.

"We're nearly out of time!" Earl exclaimed.

"Bang On or Bogus? Ostriches are the only birds that cannot fly." Chud said

Buzz!

"Jake!"

"Bang On!" He guessed.

Fart noise!

"It's Bogus!" Chud exclaimed. "DaddyOFive and MommyOFive are good parents."

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"Bogus!" Tommy guessed.

Ding

"Rightaroony!" Chud exclaimed. "And I think..."

All the audience have returned to their normal seats.

"And that's the end of the round!" Chud finished.

"And it's time to start sending people home!" The Earl added.

Final scores:

Deery: 2

Tommy: 2

Sandra: 1

Kevin: 1

Jake: 0

Mr. Yomp: 0

"Tommy, you are... Through!" Chud exclaimed.

"Whew!" Tommy sighed of relief.

"Deery, you are... Through to round two!" Chud announced.

"That brings out the most relieved in me! Well and true!" She exclaimed.

"Yay!" The other critters exclaimed.

"Sandra is... Safe." Chud exclaimed.

Sandra cheered to herself.

"Jake, Kevin, one of you is through." Chud said. "And that is: Kevin!"

"Of course I'd be me!" Kevin exclaimed. "I'm the greatest quizzed who ever lived, ever will live and..."

"Alright already!" Chud exclaimed. "Sorry Jake and Mr. Yomp, but with you being our lowest scorers, you are both Outta Here! Hit it, Earl!"

Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

Don't hang around town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! Yeah!

So, Jake and Mr. Yomp were ejected into the Sweaty Sock Factory.

"Okay." Chud said. "Now that that's settled, let's play Alpha..."

"CHUDDERS!" Boomed the voice from earlier.

"Oh no." Chud said. "What now, Tony?"

"Why haven't the audience got protective gear to protect themselves from those critters?!" Tony asked, with heat in his voice.

"Because you never gave them out, Tony." Chud explained.

Tony hands Chud some weapons and armour.

"Well, looks like you're going to do so!" Tony exclaimed. "Do it or you're fired!"

Tony walked back to his office.

"O-okay, Tony." Chud said, sighing.

Chud went to pass the weapons and armour to the audience. The Earl walked to the place Chud was.

"I guess I'm taking over now." He said. "Now let's play:"

Alphabet Soup

"Now, this is how the challenge goes." The Earl explained. "I'm gonna ask some questions, the answer will always be a letter of the alphabet. To get a point, just pick out a letter from the bowl in front of you, and bash that buzzer. The two top scorers go through to round three, the other two go through the roof. And you have as long as it takes for Chud to pass out the protective gear to the audience."

"I don't get paid enough for this." Chud said.

"Let's play!" Earl exclaimed. "What's something you can see in the beginning of April and in the middle of May?"

Buzz!

"Deery!"

She was holding the letter 'A' in the teeth.

Ding!

"A is correct!" Earl exclaimed. "Which letter comes before Ray and Men?"

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"X!" He guessed, holding the letter 'X'.

Ding!

"Correct!" Earl exclaimed. "Fill in the blank: blank and A."

Buzz!

"Kevin!"

"Q! Not B, or Z, or G, or E!" Kevin shouted.

Ding!

"Correct, but calm down." Earl said. "This letter has two of it in the word: Seed."

Buzz!

"Deery!"

She held the letter E.

Ding!

"Well done." Said The Earl. "Which letter is in the middle of the word: Fox?"

Ding!

"Deery!"

She held the letter O.

Ding!

"Correct!" Earl exclaimed.

"Who do you think she got it from?" Asked Foxy from the audience.

"She got it from her brain." Earl replied. "Which letter does the word: Drum, start with?"

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"D!" Tommy guessed, holding the letter D.

Ding!

"Correct!" Earl said. "How you doing, Chud?"

"Almost done!" He replied.

"Alright." Earl replied. "Which letter is known as an upside down M?"

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"W!" Tommy guessed, holding the letter W.

Ding!

"Correct!" Earl answered. "What is the lowest school grade you can get?"

Buzz!

"Welcome to the game, Sandra."

"E?" She guessed, holding the letter E.

Fart noise.

"Incorrect, it's F." Earl answered. "What is the 13th letter of..?"

"Finished!" Chud exclaimed before Earl could finish.

"And that's the end of the round!" Earl exclaimed.

Final scores:

Deery: 3

Tommy: 3

Sandra: 0

Kevin: 1

"And after that round, we're saying goodbye to..." Chud said. "Sandra and Kevin! Hit it, Earl!"

You're Outta Here! Yeah!

So, Sandra and Kevin Quizzin were ejected into the Sweaty Sock Factory.

"Deery, Tommy, you two are our final two contestants." Said Chud.

"That's wonderful!" Deery exclaimed. "And no worries if I don't win the next game, because if I don't, me and my friends shall way lasts to the entire Skatoony studio."

"Huh?" Chud asked. "Uh, lets take a break. We'll be back after the break to see Tommy and Deery quiz it out to see who goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, and have the chance to win an iPhone 7. Only on Skatoony!"


After the commercial:

"Welcome back to Skatoony, noodle noses." Chud greeted. "We're in the frantic final rounds to see who's gonna go through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, and the chance to win an amazing iPhone 7. Who have we got, Earl?"

"It's a Kid V Toon between Tommy and Deery." Earl answered.

The audience (except for the critters) were holding signs supporting Tommy and cheering for him.

"Now, let me see if I can get this straight." Chud said. "If we let Deery win, she takes the iPhone 7 and she, and the other critters leave us in peace. But, if Tommy wins, Deery and her critter friends will destroy the entire studio and still take the iPhone 7. Is that right, Deery?"

"Why, of course it is, Chuddy." Deery answered, she tried to sound innocent.

The audience gasped of horror. Then, the signs they were holding had Tommy crossed out, and had Deery in their places, and the audience began cheering for Deery.

"Chud! I have an idea!" Earl exclaimed.

"What is it?" Chud asked.

Earl whispered his plan into Chud's ear.

"Oh! Great idea, Earl!" Chud exclaimed. "Alright you two, let's play a game of:"

Mince Pie Roulette

"Oh, are these mince pies?" Deery asked. "I just love mince pies!"

"Well, they are pies, but not mince ones." Chud explained. "Okay, Beetle Butts, listen up to the rules. I'm gonna ask some general knowledge questions. All you've gotta do is buzz in when you know the answer. If you get it right, your opponent has to eat one of the nasty pies in front of them"

"Or else they lose a point." Earl added.

"But, get the questions wrong, and you're the one who has to eat a nasty pie." Chud continued.

"Or else you lose a point." Earl added.

"Yep." Chud agreed. "One point per correct answer. The winner goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, the loser doesn't. And we play until Deery's friends are too disgusted to do any sort of evil."

"Come on, y'all. Why you gotta affect us?" Squirrely asked.

"I think you know why." Chud asked. "Now we're off! Which country is known as The Mother Continent?"

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"Africa?" Tommy guessed.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Deery, you gotta eat a pie."

Deery took a bite out of one of the pies.

"Ew! That one's infected with maggots!" Chud exclaimed.

Deery shuddered.

"T-this is unnatural!" She exclaimed.

"Clam it, Bambi!" Said Chud. "What has bigger quills? Hedgehogs or Porcupines?"

Buzz!

"Deery!"

"Porcupines!" Deery said, she sounded grossed out from the Pie she ate.

"I'm over here!" Porcupiney called.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Tommy, your turn."

Tommy picked out a Pie, and bit it.

"Blergh! That one has earwax in it!" Chud exclaimed.

Tommy looked disgusted.

"In the Three Little Pigs, what was the animal who tried to eat the pigs?" Chud asked.

Buzz!

"Deery!"

"A wolf." She guessed

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Eat a pie, Tommy."

Tommy reluctantly took a pie, and ate it.

"Ew!" Chud exclaimed. "That one had a tapeworm in it!"

"Golly, this is getting too much for me!" Beavery exclaimed.

"It's working!" Chud exclaimed. "In which classic video game did Mario debut in?"

Buzz!

"Tommy.

"Donkey Kong." Tommy said, still disgusted from the pies.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Deery, you've gotta..."

"D-don't remind me!" Deery shouted, interrupting Chud. She ate a pie.

"And that on is dog droppings flavoured!" Chud exclaimed.

"C-come on, y'all!" Squarely exclaimed. "This is getting too much!"

"We're nearly out of time, and the scores are tied at two!" Chud exclaimed. "Next question, Hawaiian pizzas have hand and what?"

Buzz!

"Tommy!"

"Pineapple." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Deery, are you able to eat another pie?"

"Ugh! I'm not eating anymore of these pies!" She exclaimed.

"I don't blame you." Earl said to her. "These pies are nasty! Blergh!"

"Well, that means you lose a point, I'm afraid." Chud said.

"I don't care!" She exclaimed. "I can't take it anymore!"

"Suit yourself." Chud said. "And I think..."

"Ooooh, you really got my stomach turning!" Porcupiney exclaimed.

"You got me grossed out." Beary added.

"You fellers ever seen a fox be sick?" Foxy asked. "Because that's what you'll see if this game continues!"

"And that's the end of the round!" Chud exclaimed.

Final scores:

Tommy: 3

Deery: 1

Deery jumped from her block.

"Deery, you did well." Chud said. "But, with the lowest score of one, You're Outta Here!"

"I don't care anymore." She said. "I'm too disgusted to do any evil anymore! I need to sit down."

"Well, your friends are over there." He directed.

Deery went to where the other critters are sitting.

"Finally." Chud said. "Now that that's taken care of, let's play:"

The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge

"Tommy, you made it through a yeti, a psycho and a talking deer with a dark secret, now you must face The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge." Chud said. "You've got ninety seconds to answer ten questions correctly. Do it, and you win yourself a fantastic iPhone 7. If not, you're leaving here with nothing but the bad taste of bad pies in your mouth. How do you feel?"

"Confident." Tommy replied.

"Good." Chud said. "Now, of you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly and I'll move on. Ready?"

"Let's go!" The Earl exclaimed.

"How many sides does an octagon have?" Asked Chud.

"Eight." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "In The Jungle Book, what animal is Shere Kahn?"

"Tiger." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Name a spotted animal you can find in Africa."

"Pass." Tommy said.

Fart noise!

"You could've said Leopard or Cheetah." Chud said. "What's bigger? A Rabbit or a Hare?"

"A Hare." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct." Chud said. "What's something you can cook to make S'mores."

"Marshmallows." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "What does PC stand for?"

"Programmed Computer?" Tommy asked.

Fart Noise!

"No! Personal Computer!" Chud exclaimed. "What are the names of certain parents you see a lot of stories of on Reddit?"

"Entitled Parents." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "Stop the clock! Alright, Tommy, you're halfway through your Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. In Fourty Five seconds, you've managed to score Five points. But Earl is willing to help you out with:"

Earl's Halfway Deal

"Hey, Tommy." Earl said. "How you feeling?"

"Alright." Tommy said.

"Well, in Fourty Five seconds, you've managed to score Five points." Earl said. "So, I'm willing to offer you Two extra points, taking your score up to Seven. But, if you accept, I'm also gonna take away Twenty of your remaining Fourty Five seconds. That'll leave you Twenty Five seconds to score Three points. So, what do you say? Deal?"

"I'll take it!" Tommy announced.

"Alright, Tommy." Chud said. "You now have Twenty Five seconds to score Three points. Your timer starts NOW! In which body part do you wear braces?"

"Teeth." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "True or false, Lions are carnivores?"

"True." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "How many months have 28 days?"

"All of them." Tommy said.

Ding!

"Correct!" Chud exclaimed. "And that's it! You've done it!"

"Yeah!" Tommy exclaimed.

"With Ten points in under Ninety Seconds, you are this weeks Skatoony Champion, and winner of the Apple iPhone 7!"

"Yeah!" Earl exclaimed.

"W-well done, Tommy." Deery stammered. "You earned that iPhone."

She began dry heaving from the pies she ate.

"Well, that's it for this week, Freezy Foots. But, we'll be back for more Kid Vs Toon quizzing coming your way real soon on:"

SKATOONY!

(Next episode coming soon.)