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[Forum posted 3 months ago]

Host: Ms-Guru-San

Moderator: XDrDankX

Chat

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April 25th

Ms-Guru-San:

Reaching out to everyone, want to see how everyone is doing and what you are up to in your lovely little lives. For me, it's a quiet time for me and my work. Haven't had many customers in a while, not since last couple of weeks at least. Having fun with the girls and playing some games with my pals to pass the time until another comes along. It's been a long April.

XDrDankX:

I'm just living life so far. Just gonna volunteer as mod if that's alright with you.

Ms-Guru-San:

Much appreciated. I missed you in the party.

XDrDankX:

Sorry about that. Work sort of got in the way. Some shit's been going on and had to take care of it. Not easy when the day you want to celebrate on only ends up bringing the stupid out from all of us.

Ms-Guru-San:

I understand fully. Still plenty of sake left if you want to take a bottle home. Surprised I haven't drank it all myself… yet. LOL

XDrDankX:

I'll come around and pick one up when my mental state needs it.

MisterChief:

You all drinking while I'm just sitting here flipping through memes?

XDrDankX:

LOL Not exactly. At least not me.

Ms-Guru-San:

Is this a personal attack? LOL Close but not quite. I'm sober with a bottle of sake next to me. How have you been lately?

MisterChief:

I'm doing quite alright with myself other than the rain coming down where I'm at. Shop's quite alright for the most part. New York kinda sucks at the moment.

Ms-Guru-San:

Is it because of the habits going on down there?

MisterChief:

The habits I can deal with, same with spirits. Guru, some shady crap is going on.

XDrDankX:

Isn't there always some sort of shady crap going on in New York?

Ms-Guru-San:

I'm interested in hearing about this.

MisterChief:

You remember back in 1999 with that incident that almost messed the world up for everyone? Well, there are people going missing as well as some weird stories floating around about an animal of some sort… that or they think it's an alien. Point is, some nut job is operating crap again and I don't know what their up to.

Ms-Guru-San:

I see.

XDrDankX:

Wait, I thought it was broken and un-operational.

MisterChief:

That's what I've been thinking also. Seems like we weren't paying close attention to how that machine is doing. I've been hearing about glitch stories for some time now. Have any of you experienced any yourselves as of late.

XDrDankX:

Not myself personally but some cases have been getting a bit more on the bizarre side as of late.

Ms-Guru-San:

Where the universe seems to not work as intended to for a brief amount of time? I've at least had a couple of cases where it happened to some customers previously a few weeks back, I have suspected something to be a miss. So far, I am waiting for the right moment to do something about it; we can't simply rush in and put a stop to it. It is all a matter of waiting for someone to show themselves to one of us.

MisterChief:

But, what if he doesn't show up at all? What if it's your previous apprentice? I've seen that crazy guy do something like that before almost threatening the balance of the universe.

Ms-Guru-San:

I admittedly don't know. These events, despite how vast they are, they're quite subtle. This looks to be the works of an amateur trying to replicate such power. We can't jump to any conclusions until we have definitive certainty that he's behind this.

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May 2nd

MrFeather:

ISO a former boss that I highly suspect is running this post. Tortured the hell out of me for years, gave me crap for having puppy love over a girl in high school, she was also wearing shipping goggles around a guy that really pissed me off.

Ms-Guru-San:

~ Oh Mirror! Oh Mirror! Mr. Mirror! ~

MrFeather:

How old are you again?

Ms-Guru-San:

You know it's impolite to ask a woman her age passed 30, April Fool. Never in my life would I expect you to dabble in the deep web. Seen something that disturbed you?

MrFeather:

I'm not stupid, at least not that dumb anymore. Plus I was actually looking around hoping to find you again. Five years now since you've left.

Ms-Guru-San:

Neither am I. They don't call this the Dark web for no other reason. Already missing those days when you were working for me?

MrFeather:

Well there's that and just seeing you again in general. Like, where the heck did you go?

Ms-Guru-San:

United States, Oregon. I can't be too specific for obvious reasons on this platform but I am sure you can guess where I am at.

MrFeather:

All the way across the Pacific?! How did you move everything over?

Ms-Guru-San:

Magic. ~

MrFeather:

Figures.

Ms-Guru-San:

Ever thought to come by and see me some day since now you know where I am at?

MrFeather:

I have… but all the way across the Pacific though. I don't know.

Ms-Guru-San:

Don't tell me; you forgot a few tricks I taught you? Of course, you could always bring the One Hundred Eyed Demon with you.

MrFeather:

Hardy-har-har I am well passed that shit.

Ms-Guru-San:

Awwww but it would be fun to bring the group back together.

MrFeather:

Well, if it means having it like old times then I would absolutely welcome that then. Just don't tell him about it.

Ms-Guru-San:

Oh, you know I wouldn't make any promises in that department. LOL

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May 4th

Ms-Guru-San:

It is a little passed midnight right now and it certainly is late for anyone else in this circle but I think things are going to be a lot livelier at the shop. I have a fulltime worker now.

XDrDankX:

Hold on. How did this happen?

Ms-Guru-San:

Hitsuzen has brought him to me.

XDrDankX:

Hitsuzen?

Ms-Guru-San:

I am saying it was fate that brought him to my shop. His wish is for the world to be better. Kind of reminds me of MrFeather a bit.

MrFeather:

Just had breakfast and I come to this with a full-timer being a thing? This a new person you're torturing now?

Ms-Guru-San:

Hardly. LOL I actually did him a favor making him my fulltime employee, he lost his job almost immediately before coming to my shop. You'll have to meet him.

MrFeather:

Well now, hope the guy pulls his weight with you being his new boss and all. I'm going to go ahead and take to the assumption that you got him to go shopping for food as celebration for his employment?

Ms-Guru-San:

Exactly LOL although I think your food is better than his by a long shot but he's definitely a trier. Anyway, I need to get some sleep. I have work to do tomorrow.

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June 5th

Ms-Guru-San:

Well now, that was an eventful few days. I had to get my full timer to deal with a Hell Hound of all things for a friend of his.

MrFeather:

Woah, is he ok?

MisterChief:

Hell Hound, I didn't think any of those things came across the pond let alone to the West Coast. What the hell happened that attracted an Old English spirit to the West Coast?

Ms-Guru-San:

He's fine. He went home just a little bit ago but I feel like he is going to be up all night investigating things. However, we both came to the same conclusion; someone sent that Hell Hound.

MrFeather:

I've encountered all manner of spirits and demons in my life. I've never quite heard of anyone sending a spirit after someone, Hell Hound of all things. I know I haven't made any such commands with some spirits and demons. I still get picked on by that Rain Sprite.

Ms-Guru-San:

You'd be surprised. Some people have communed with spirits; very rarely do they do so often, let alone send one after someone.

MisterChief:

You think this is the work of a Necromancer? Seems up there but it fits.

Ms-Guru-San:

I doubt it. Because if that were the case why go through the trouble of sending a spirit after someone very far away? Now that is if the said Necromancer knows his friend or at least is involved in it with someone that knows his friend. This rabbit hole could get plenty deep.

MrFeather:

Question is who would want to hurt him with a spirit?

Ms-Guru-San:

That is a question that will be answered in due time. I don't want to worry my Full Timer too much as there's also another that stalks him in the woods and he is a much more immediate threat to him than whoever sent the Hell Hound.

MisterChief:

Oh yeah, that Skinwalker you've been dealing with for months since the reservation job. You don't mean he's stalking your worker now right?

Ms-Guru-San:

He's very attracted to his blood. That Skinwalker has been giving me a little trouble tracking him down since he blends in with the crowd in the day time taking the most mundane appearance possible to blend in. His eyes however don't really change since they are permanently yellow.

MrFeather:

Um… what's a Skinwalker? Is that like a spirit?

Ms-Guru-San:

Medicine men that can take the shape of an animal and can at many times also shift into another person even mimic voices. How they gain these powers is truly vile. This particular one had murdered an infant and his wife to gain such a feat according to my client that wished for me to rid him of the village.

MrFeather:

Good lord… that's evil…

Ms-Guru-San:

Nothing I haven't seen before. More often than not, he flees at the very sight of me.

MrFeather:

This is the first time I've heard you attempt to kill someone before. Isn't that your big no no?

Ms-Guru-San:

Never said I was going to kill him. You of all people should know better since I told you so in person. Death weighs heavily on the Universe.

MrFeather:

Yeah… you still scared the hell out of me with that though.

Ms-Guru-San:

Still not over me saying I would take someone's soul? LOL Still loved your stupid crab walk.

MrFeather:

Meh, anyway, I got work to do. Bye!

MisterChief:

Well at the very least you seem to be on top of things over there.

Ms-Guru-San:

I need you to do me a favor, MisterChief. When you are able to, I just need information on who sent the Hell Hound.

MisterChief:

Planning on giving someone an earful? Or are you sending someone to the Shadow Realm?

Ms-Guru-San:

LOL That's going to depend on who that person is and what their intent was. Keep me posted.

MisterChief:

Got it!

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