Credit to Aragorn_II_Elessar for the title.

Just like with Webs & Bracelets, here is a new oneshot collection and by personal messages I hope to hear what plot ideas and suggestions that you have for future chapters. One of if not my fave fan pairing for Spider-Man is with She-Hulk.

The ending is inspired by something that happened on TNA Impact (back before they were Impact Wrestling) years ago where in the ring Kurt Angle was renewing vows with his then wife Karen with AJ Styles as the best man. There was an attack and the preacher pronounced AJ and Karen man and wife due to them standing together when he got back up.

Jennifer Walters the She-Hulk sighed as she was in the dressing room of the base of the terrorist organisation Advanced Idea Mechanics, she had surrendered herself as a prisoner for a plan that SHIELD and the Avengers had put together. AIM had managed to capture several members of the US senate and congress as well as family of the US President. Their leader MODOK (Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing) had put his first demand forward (obviously wanting to work themselves up to the President, congress and senate surrender control over the US to them) was that Jennifer was to be their prisoner and to be MODOK's bride.

The idea repulsed her but she volunteered to pretend to go through with it to buy the Avengers and SHIELD time to find and rescue their hostages (as they had leads and methods to track them down and the firepower to rescue them). She had a secret communication method through a tiny machine put in her ear (thank you Hank Pym and his Pym Particles) and the location was found with many agents and members of the Avengers ready to go in once they got the message that the hostages were rescued safely.

She sighed looking in the mirror at the 'wedding dress' that was provided to her, it was basically more like a silver lingerie set that would be more like a wedding garb on another planet. She was fine with the attire itself but wearing it to marry MODOK...

Uh...

Her boyfriend and fellow Avenger Peter Parker secretly the Amazing Spider-Man was pretty much the least excited about this plan, she had to call him regularly to assure him that the repulsive bigheaded cyborg hadn't touched her (and that she wouldn't let him) and that she was fine. It was adorably sweet that her boyfriend was worried about his super tough girlfriend with Hulk strength who was an experienced superhero herself.

Speaking of Peter calling her...

"We are in position and Cap says they found the hostages and are getting them to transport, not much longer now..." Peter told her and she whispered that she would see him soon, lucky enough that the science Heroes that were in waiting in the area had hacked into the AIM servers without them knowing and making it so that the agents that were with the hostages wouldn't be able to call them.

AIM wasn't actually wasn't as advanced or smart as they believed themselves to be, at least compared to the super geniuses that were on the side of good.

Then came in MODOK's 2nd in command Monica Rappaccini the Scientist Supreme who would be acting as her 'bridesmaid', with a scowl on both of their faces Monica told her that it was time. Monica made it no secret that she thought MODOK was being an idiot wasting time with wanting She-Hulk to be his bride when they should have immediately have their demands be to surrender total control to AIM.

Monica had a point in that it did seem like a waste from AIM's end to put together this wedding for MODOK's ego, MODOK wouldn't even listen to Monica's suggestion that they used her as a lab rat to create Hulk soldiers. Jennifer actually preferred that option as she was certain she could escape from that better. Plus from what she had heard before he was an unwilling volunteer for the experiment that turned him into MODOK; he was a loser cannon fodder scientist. So basically a loser with a big ego now that he has power and control as well as a sadistic merciless cyborg monster.

Well he was designed for killing and not to actually lead...

Jennifer grabbed the bouquet of flowers on the table mentally preying to give her the willpower to avoid the temptation of bashing it on someone's head before it was clear. While she and the others were certain that AIM couldn't message to the ones with the hostages, they didn't want to take any chances.

In the hall was a ludicrous scenario of the wedding with the AIM agents still in their anonymous yellow beekeeper uniforms with ties around their necks while sitting down on the chairs. There was even one playing Here Comes the Bride on the piano. At the aisle was MODOK with his massive bald head with the purple technical headband with the gem power source that helps with his mental powers, the yellow technological armored Doomsday Chair (that was more armor than chair) that supported his massive head and covered his body except for the purple parts of the armor for his feet and arms. MODOK even had a large oversized tie around his neck as he spotted that stupid horrible grin.

Seriously she would have found this amusing if she didn't have to go through with it.

Uh...

She walked down slowly to face MODOK, "Congrats for being the one whose big head would rival Tony's..." Jennifer said deadpan with her frown not leaving her face.

"Don't be like that, you shall be my queen at my side as we rule over the world and raise our children." MODOK said and Jennifer wanted more badly to pummel that stupid face for putting that horrible image in her head.

The AIM minister started the proceedings and Jennifer got a call from Peter that the hostages were safe and they were going in. Jennifer grinned which MODOK took wrong as he said 'I Do' when asked if he would take Jennifer as his bride. Before he could go on Peter came in wearing his Spider-Man suit and sending down the special EMP device that Tony Stark and Hank Pym had created to neutralise MODOK's Doomsday Chair and his powers long enough to take care of him.

Jennifer was unaffected as MODOK was taken by surprise and the minister was sent back, the SHIELD agents and the Avengers came in to take care of the AIM agents with Monica trying to lead her troops before she was taken down. Fortunately the security outside was taken care of...

Jennifer allowed her frustration to be vented with the punches she gave to MODOK's head and his chair, with Peter joining in. Soon everything was taken care of as Jennifer smirked at MODOK's seemingly heartbroken (as well as actual broken) face as she said "no wedding kiss but I hoped you like getting punched in the kisser..."

Peter laughed as the couple loved their wisecracks and jokes; Peter hugged her as Jennifer assured him that everything was fine and after a few minute she got him off. "So this is what MODOK had you wear... the fiend... To make you his trophy wife..." Peter said but Jennifer could tell that he liked the outfit on him.

"Trust me everything is fine Peter as I said, I wanted to fool MODOK anyway and his ego didn't let him think we would outsmart him. I played the role to the Leia to his Jabba and besides... I think I want to keep this one for our time together..." Jennifer told him giggling at his babbling expression as she took his hands into her own

However the AIM minister gotten up with his vision all dizzy especially inside the helmet and still under the affects of the mental command MODOK gave him to make sure that the wedding go off as planned.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband..." the minister told Jennifer once she saw him making the couple gasp but Jennifer smirked as she got over it quicker. She gave an 'I Do' as the minister said "Then by the power invested in me by MODOK and AIM, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the wife."

"Let us have this moment..." Jennifer whispered to Peter as she put his mask up to his nose and kissed him, she wasn't to let any detail like none of this being legally binding in the slightest ruin this moment for her. Peter decided to role with it as he kissed back and put his arms around his 'wife' as the agents and Avengers looked on.

Just like with Webs of Romance, I made MODOK crushing on She-Hulk kind of like with Gargoyle in the Incredible Hulk cartoon. Funny enough after I started writing this I saw they put up a first look of the upcoming MODOK show that I am looking forward to. Haven't watched it yet but I saw that it seems to use the puppet like animation that was used for Moral Orel and reminds me of Robot Chicken

She Hulk's wedding attire is from Sensational She-Hulk #39 which is included in the paperback collection Sensational She-Hulk By John Byrne: The Return. Also included in that collection is the one where she almost marries the Mole Man.