Katya paced the loft, swearing under her breath, the phone began to ring. Katya stopped pacing and looked at the phone as if it were alive. She knew it was Boris and didn't want to talk to the idiot. So she chose to ignore it and continued pacing.

The answering machine came on and said, "Hi, you've reached the Kazanova residence, leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeep!"

"Miss Kazanova, I know you're there, pick up the phone. I need to tell you something. It's important. I wouldn't be calling if it wasn't." Katya eyebrow quirked, that sounded like one of the agents she handpicked to be in america. but before she could picked up the phone the voice started again "You now what, screw protocol, the word will spread to all corners of the earth anyway. That idiot woke up, I repeat, that idiot Archer woke up, over!"

Katya didn't hear the rest of the message, she fainted from shock.

(Bar)

"Soo other Barry, the great big idiot lummox woke up from coma." Barry said calmly while drinking a beer. "You would think that would make me goddamn furious, bloodthirsty, but oddly, I feel please."

"After all-" He eyed a bunch of dead body strewn across the bar "Their no point in killing Archer while he out of it. I want that pig to squeal." Barry finish with a laughter. "Hey barkeep!"

The bartender jumped terrified. "Drain these dead idiot biker motorcycles, I need oil!"

"What that Other Barry. Well I do concede I owe and the other idiots for the mother thing but considering said jerkoff track record I give him a few months before he does something that makes me want to kill that bastard."

(Different Bar)

"Raise the prices up quickly." A bartender snapped at his employee.

"I still don't know what going on."

"I got a call from the bar association, the greatest bane AND boon to bar business just woke up from a 3 year nap and his workplace is functional again. All bars are raising prices so we can bleed that bastard dry."

"Wait you just admitted he's a bane,"

"Were also buying cuffs to make sure the bastard doesn't run off before he pay his bills." The owner admitted.

(Los Angeles Hospital)

"Where did he hide this time?" Gladys asked

"Roof." Mallory admitted

"Dude move fast for someone who can only crawls." Gladys admitted.

"Well he had to, I think that was the fifth brothel owner looking for Sterling so he can both congratulate him being awake and break his legs." Mallory stated. "And this just in LA."

"Interesting fact, the doctors now hate Archer too."

"Let me guess, he already harassed one of the female doctor and/or nurses." Mallory groaned

"Surprisingly not know, three of the five brothel guys decided to say hello some of the doctors who frequent their joints."

"So?"

"On take your family to work day." Gladys finished

"Ohh." Mallory winced. "That ain't good."

"Doesn't help one of them called the head brain surgeon, Mr. Grabby right in front of his wife and ten year old son." Gladys finished

"Yeesh." Mallory muttered

"Speaking of people being married, have you told him about Lana yet."

"You mean the fact she married to a rich bald guy, not yet. Honestly though, she has a stable house and good chance to raise my grandchild in a rich environment, and I've slept with worse looking millionaires for less." Mallory admitted

"That I believe." Gladys nodded (1)

"But will he sees it like that, I mean he seem more contemplative than pre-coma him, but he still so very annoying." Mallory growled. "That why it's easier to distract him with that star trek war thingy."

"Ignoring the fact those are two separate, i do applaud your knowledge on how to distract him." Gladys admitted

"Thank you."

(Linebreak)

And so was the state of the world over 24 hours. millions sharpening knives, preparing their defenses. making sure their girlfriends are far away from any idiots black hair, blue eye idiots named Randy.

Cause for better or worst, Sterling Mallory Archer is Back.

1. Line slightly inspired by a chat with Redwitch.