Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.


Professor Chaos stared ambitiously out through the window of his lair. An evil smirk spread across his face as he observed the town of South Park.

"It is time for I, Professor Chaos, to strike! Tonight, I will enslave this puny little mountain town and fill it with chaos!"

An evil glint twinkled in the eyes of the sinister mastermind. He was eager to go through with what he was planning that very evening.

"Everywhere citizens go, they will experience nothing but the power of chaos! They will realise just much they underestimated me and were foolish to do so!"

His voice boomed as it filled the whole building. He rubbed his hands together craftily with lick of of his lips, filled with hunger to cause trouble for the townsfolk.

"At last, Professor Chaos will rise! The people of South Park will realise just how dangerous I am! Until they learn to be nice to me, I will fill their lives with chaos - forever!"

Lightning flashed across the cloudy dark sky as Professor Chaos cackled loudly. Ready to go through with his nefarious scheme, he turned away from the window and headed for the exit of his lair, about to engulf the town in complete chaos.

Before he could leave the room, however, the door suddenly opened. A figure stood before the villain, blocking his path and preventing him from departing from his lair.

"And just where do you think you are going?"

Professor Chaos sneered at the person stood before him, unfazed.

"Why I am going out to take over South Park and fill it with chaos!"

"Oh no you are not, young man! You are grounded, remember?!"

"Oh jeez, I forgot!" Remembering he was forbidden by the other person from leaving the building, Professor Chaos shoulders sagged miserably as his smirk faded. "Sorry, Dad."

"You can come downstairs in half an hour when your dinner is ready!" Mr Stotch waved a finger. "After that, you can help your mother clear snow off the path!"

Turning away from the man forbiddening him from leaving his lair, the defeated villain walked gloomily away. "Yes, Dad."

"And take that ridiculous outfit off, son - or I will ground you for even longer!"

After Mr Stotch slammed the bedroom door shut, Butters sat down on his desk chair. He removed his Professor Chaos outfit, returning to the sweet innocent kid he was underneath the outfit of his evil alter ego.

"Aww, hamburgers," he sighed.


The end.