Hey, guys! Been spending a bit of this pandemic of 2020 watching Beavis and Butt-head, as it's one of my favourite shows of all time! Decided to have a go at writing about how they would cope in this situation. Hope it gives you some laughs during this difficult time for all.

Disclaimer: I don't own Beavis and Butt-Head.


Beavis and Butt-head were sitting on their worn-out couch, watching TV and eating junk food as usual - and both completely oblivious to the worldwide crisis that had been going on that year. It meant abseloutly nothing to the simple-minded pair of couch potatoes. Even if they had picked up anything about it, neither one of them would have cared.

"Due to the ongoing worldwide pandemic," announced the newsreader on the TV screen, "the United States Government has issued a complete lockdown to prevent spreading of the virus. As of today, venturing out for non-essential journeys is strictly prohibited by law. Citizens found journeying out for any non-vital reason will be immediately prosecuted."

"Hey, Butt-head!" Beavis said. "What does that mean? Mm heh heh heh."

"Uhhh..." Butt-head stammered. "I guess we have to, like, stay at home or something. Uh huh huh huh."

"Whoa, really?!" Beavis' eyes widened with excitement. "You mean we don't have to go to school? Or go to work at Burger World? Mm heh heh heh."

"Yeah. Uh huh huh huh. Cool! Uh huh huh huh."

The dim-witted duo remained sat on the couch, chuckling over the thought of not having to leave the house to go to the places that they thought sucked.

"So, like, what should we we do since we're stuck at home?" Beavis asked. "Mm heh heh heh."

"Uh..." Butt-head thought for a moment, then an imaginary lightbulb flickered above his head. "We can, like, just sit here and watch TV. Uh huh huh huh."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Beavis' face lit up in delight, thinking what Butt-head suggested ruled - despite the fact it was all the two of them ever did. "Lockdown is pretty cool! Mm heh heh heh!"

Butt-head raised the remote and began flicking through channels on the TV. He hoping to find some cool shows they could watch while he and Beavis were stuck at home. All he managed to find, however, were boring daytime shows and mediocre music videos - the sort of stuff that were bad enough to get him and Beavis off the couch and out of the house.

"Damnit! This sucks!" Butt-head glared. "All they've put on during lockdown is nothing but crap! Uh huh huh huh."

"Yeah, yeah!" Beavis agreed. "You'd think they put on some stuff that's cool if we gotta stay at home! Mm heh heh heh."

Failing to find anything on that would hold their short attention spans, Butt-head switched the TV off. "I guess we gotta like, do something else and stuff. Uh huh huh huh."

"Yeah. We gotta keep busy while we're stuck at home."

The two teenagers went silent for a moment to comprehend what Beavis just stared - before bursting into laughter.

"Uh huh huh huh. You said 'keep busy'. Uh huh huh huh."

"Oh yeah, yeah. 'Keep busy.' Mm heh heh heh."

The pair chuckled together in their amusement for a little longer, then went quiet again, remaining on the couch.

"So like, what should we do during lock down, Butt-head?"

"Uhhhhh..."

Beavis and Butt-head both went quiet as they stayed on the couch, trying hard to think of something to do during lockdown.


An hour passed by...

Beavis and Butt-head were still on the couch, attempting to come up with an idea to spend their time stuck at home.


The sun went down as the day came to an end...

Beavis and Butt-head were still on the couch, struggling to think of a way to keep themselves occupied during the pandemic.


Twenty-four hours passed...

Beavis and Butt-head were still on the couch, having not said a word to each other over the last day as they tried to think of how to spend lockdown.

"I know!" Beavis said upbruptly. "Let's go out and get some nachos! Mm heh heh heh."

"We can't," Butt-head replied. "We gotta stay at home. Uh huh huh huh."

"Oh... Well then, we'll go pick up chicks. Mm heh heh heh."

"I just told you, dumbass!" Butt-head snapped as he turned towards Beavis. "We can't go out! We gotta stay at home! Uh huh huh huh."

"Damnit!" Beavis frowned irritably. "This is starting to piss me off! Mm heh heh heh."

"Yeah! Uh huh huh huh. Being stuck at home is starting to suck! Uh huh huh huh."

"When is this lockdown going to end, Butt-head?" Beavis asked, beginning to twitch with agitation. "Mm heh heh heh."

"Uhhhhh... I dunno. Uh huh huh huh."

"Damnit! It's just not fair!" Beavis' hands clenched into fists as he rose from the couch for the first time in over a day. "We've been stuck at home a long time - and there's just no end in sight! Mm heh heh heh."

"Uhh..." Butt-head turned towards his sidekick, a little baffled by the state he was going into. "Beavis?"

The blond began to pace around the living room, tensed up in all his frustration at being forbidden to leave the house.

"It wouldn't be so bad if there was something good on TV - but all they put on is stuff that sucks! It's like they're conspiring against us! Keeping us at home without telling us when we can leave - and they just put on stuff that sucks! Mm heh heh heh."

"Beavis?!"

"This sucks! We're stuck at home and we can't go out! And if we can't go out, you know what that means?! Mm heh heh heh."

"Beavis!"

"I'll tell you what it means, Butt-head! It means that ... WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! ARRRGGGHHH!"

Beavis screamed in all his frustration at what he just realised. The walls of the house shook as he hollered at the top of his lungs. He cried out as loud as he could over being stuck at home - before he was silenced as Butt-head slapped him hard across the face.

"Damnit, Beavis, shut the hell up!" demanded the brunette. "I don't wanna hear you screaming, butt-munch! Uh huh huh huh!"

"Ow!" Beavis rubbed the spot where Butt-head had struck him, clenching his teeth in pain and anger - before lunging himself at the other boy. "Cut it out, Butt-head, or I'll kick your ass!"

With that, Beavis and Butt-head proceeded to attack each other, spending their time in lockdown brutally fighting one another and trading insults...

...exactly as they always did every day of their lives.


Thanks for reading this! Hope it managed to give you some entertainment while staying at home. Remember, stay safe, wash your hands, wear masks, look after yourselves and your housemates - and try to refrain from beating each other up! XD