The Odd Couple
Here is Cat, and here is Dog,
Joined together like a log.
Sharing all, from fleas to gnats,
And getting into many spats.
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Single bed, and pair of pillows,
No prospect of wives, and then widows.
Cause how does one hope to get chicks,
When you're tethered like a bag of bricks?
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So this is Cat, and Dog's life,
One of arguments and strife.
But I wonder, if separated,
Would time together still be hated?
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For where else could you find a couple,
Where everything you do is double?
And while they both threaten to rend,
Wager, deep down, closest of friends.