So I guessed that if I wrote and published this on this ball we call the world it wouldn't go entirely amiss. Be warned, this is a spur of the moment idea that I just thought of, so don't expect much.

Now, charge! Oops, I meant onward! Hehe.


Somewhere in a place far, far away...

*POP*

*POP*

and several more times.

The dust settles. Several human-sized figures start moving around. And some hulking monoliths as well...

Eragon: Where are we?

Orik: Didn't you go to Mount Arngor?

Arya: I was also under the same impression.

Eragon: Arya! And Orik! What are you two doing here! You elected to stay back in Alagaesia, did you not?

Arya: Certainly. Because we had no option. I had my responsibilities, you know.

Orik: Aye.

Murtagh: Why am I always left out?

*Dramatic explosion in the middle*

Me: Why are we here?

Eragon: Um... first I would like to know? Who are you?

Me: That's unimportant. I am unimportant as well, so let's go back to where we were...

We are here in the name of art. We're here to commit ourselves to a higher form of expression. Hmmm?

Arya: Will you, whoever you are kindly stop babbling nonsense and explain why we are really here?

Me: Being blunt as usual, are we? Well, Arya Drottning, you are not the queen here, so subside a little.

Eragon: Hey-

Me: Yeah, I know what you're going to say, so kindly stop saying it.

Orik: What in Helzvog's name is happening here?

Me: Oh, that. Well the long and the short of it is that, I have summoned all of you, yes even your dragons, because... well, I'm bored.

Saphira: You sound even more crazy than when Eragon was mooning after-

Eragon: So, let's continue. No need to talk about... uh, pointless things.

Me: Yeah, right. So, what should we discuss today? Oh, sorry. I'm taking the decisions here. So, i proclaim... We'll discuss fanfictions!

Roran: All right, first tell me what in our ancestors' names is a fanfiction?

Me: Oh, that. Well, in short you're part of a story written by a man called Christopher Paolini and fanfictions are based upon them. Now, it doesn't matter whether you understand or not, because it's time to CUT!


So that was that. Review, and we'll see how many more chapters are gonna get pushed out of me.

CHeERs!1!

N.O.Y.E.S