Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or any of it's characters. Dan Shhneider and his bakery, as well as nickelodeon, do. Still, for them, the characters, this could be a bumpy ride...

Enjoy.

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Cat was sitting, reading her phone, lost in a story. In the world of on line videos and influencers, this was unusual, but not outside the real of possibility. Besides, the petite girl had a very real connection to this particular site.

"Hay, little red, what'cha reading?" Andre greeted the girl.

"Oh, Hiii, Andre." Cat chirped back.

"You seem captivated." The musician noted, gesturing with his head towards the phone. "So, it's that good?"

"Some of it." She said, turning back to her story. "Sorry, wanted to finish this chapter before class. I need to know how angry I am at Beck today."

"And why is Cat angry at me?" Said Canadian asked as he walked over, having just arrived at his locker moments before.

"Beats me." Dre replied. "So, Cat, why exactly would you be wazzed at Beck here?"

"Cat's angry at Beck?" Jade asked as she walked over, flanked by Robbie. Tori, meanwhile, was approaching from her own locker behind Beck.

"Whats this about Cat being wazzed at Beck?" The Latina wondered.

"Cat, why are you angry with Beck?' Robbie asked.

Jade, meanwhile, had taken a more direct approach, glancing over the girls shoulder. "Gods, no…" She groaned.

"He was cheating on me." The petite girl huffed. "We got together in such a romantic way, it fooled me into thinking it would last. Only, I should have known, cause it was too soon after he broke up with Jade, and with her warning me, I-I missed the signs. He was cheating on me, with Trina."

"I did what?" Beck groaned.

"Not loving that." Trina said. "What? I may want the hot guy, but I'm not the other woman. I expect to be wooed honorably, after Beck loses the grunch."

"Relax, it's not real." Jade sighed, calming her man. "It's from this Fanfiction sight, 'Tales of The Wood.' Turns out they didn't need to air more then a couple of episodes to win themselves some fans."

"Um, but Cat wasn't a part of the show." Robbie recalled. "Neither was Trina."

"Yea, the fans tend to look for other sources." Jade informed them. "They've been raiding the slap. The know more about us then our own parents."

"Not all of us have your parents, Jade." Beck told his girlfriend.

"Anyways, Cat, this is just fiction." Tori tried, now determined to avoid yet another fight between the power couple of Hollywood Arts.

"Yea, people write all kinds of stories." Rob added.

"Plus, ask yourself, are you and Beck dating?" Jade pushed. "No, you're here, reading about dates that never happened. I mean, yea, some of that chiz is decent, assuming they don't ship us to crazy. I mean, of course they have you with a bad Beck. The good one is reserved for miss perfect here." A gesture Towards Tori dispelled any doubts about who she meant.

"What does sailing have to do with coupling?" Cat asked, but averted her eyes. It seemed she couldn't look at Jade, or Tori, instead shifting so she was watching Andre.

"Shipping, kinda from the word relationship, cause of course it is, where they write about their preferred pairings." Jade explained to the others. "And before you say it, yes, I've dabbled in writing fanfiction, but for a better fandom."

"Um, not to ask, but…" Tori tried.

"I write some walking Dead stuff." Jade explained. "I just feel, sometimes, the zombies should win."

"Of course she does." Beck siged. "Look, Cat, you can't take this kind of stuff seriously, cause the couples aren't real."

"Sometimes, they ship existing couples." Cat told him. "But others…" She blushed.

"I don't think I wanna know what this is about." Beck said, backing off.

"Does it have something to do with the fact that you can't look at Tori, or Jade?" Andre wondered.

"Lots of people ship them together." Cat admitted. "In fact, Jade's the single most shipped person in the show. Boys, girls, everyone and then some, they couple them with her." The redhead looked down. "Some of the writing is very, er, descriptive."

"Descriptive." Tori asked. Cat briefly glanced at Tori, then away.

"Um, can you stand away from Jade, and maybe pretend you don't have a tongue?" Cat asked her.

"God, guys can be such perves." Jade groaned.

"I like it when they describe the clothing." Cat seemed to shift, calmer, making conversation about safer subjects with more ease. "It's just, there are a LOT of people who seem to want Jade with Tori. Strong arguments, some of which made sense. In fact, there may have been a time, say last night, when I had to be talked out of sending both of you an email asking you why you two don't just hook up." Brown eyes looked between the two girls. "But I was also mad at Beck, cause he was cheating."

The actor was chuckling by now. "Jade with Tori? My god, Cat, none of that is real…"

Cat almost dropped her phone, eyes bulging at something not on her device. "Oh my god, BECK!" The petite girl seemed to shift. Only, as soon as she'd started, she stopped. "I mean, fanfiction is a good distraction, and because they write from more then one episode, using the slap and chiz, it's a fascinating look at our school form an outside perspective. And, and, and I was so caught up in the moment, I forgot, yea, none of this is real." She'd stood up, glancing at the other girls. "Jade and Tori, you two aren't doing coupley, adult type stuff. I get it, nothing explicit, explained with great details, over several pages, about Tori's infatuation with your bosoms. Nothing to see, nothing to misinterpret. Just you three, living your lives, with Jade always jealous that Tori is trying to take her man, even while Tori is busy looking for the next guy to be totally wrong for him, and I need to get to class. God., Robbie, if you have an eight inch cock, or maybe an even smaller rooster, I don't wanna know…."

As they watched the redhead rush off deeper into the school, everyone turned to look at the two girls. "I have no idea what she's talking about." Tori informed them.

"Some fanfiction descriptions are pretty intense." Robbie told them. "I could never look Chris Hemsworth in the eye. Not after that one story that totally changed Thor's relationship with Loki."

"Yea, nothing to see." Beck agreed, and Jade looked through him. "Look, it's not important, kay? Cat found a new thing to misinterpret, and now we've helped her find her way back. Lets go to class."

As the group started to break up, Andre looked to the others. "Just another day at Hollywood Arts, huh?"

"Another day at the Woods." Tori agreed, smirking at her joke.

"So, Beck, not that I have a clue what Cat was so freaked out about,' Robbie started, heading towards class. His voice was barely a stage whisper. "But just how long have you shipped Tori and Jade?"

"Since the day Jade and me got back together." The actor admitted. "I realized, had Tori been the least bit gay, Jade would have found her new anchor, and she'd never come back. Just glad Tori is totally into guys."

"Gonna male it interesting when she realizes she isn't." Rob said to no one, heading off to class. "Yea, looks like Cat's starting to see it too. Rex is gonna be so sad he missed that. Still, I do owe him five bucks, for being right about those two. Just, how do I get them together?"

A quick wave to Burf, and he was off to class. "Yea, another day at the Woods."

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This is an anthology, where I'm dumping a load of my half written plots and one shots. Not shure how many, so enjoy.

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