Satan wanted some Goldfish crackers so he went to the large family-sized box to fetch a bag when he saw the box was g o n e. He asked out loud 'Hey Baphomet where did the Goldfish go?'

'Wait what the Goldfish are gone?'

'Yeah'

'Oh I dunno.'

Satan decided they needed to get them back because the world depended on it (not really).

He walked into the mudroom where they put recycling but it wasn't there. 'Aw man' but then he thought 'Maybe they're in the basement'

No

'ShOot'

But wait, a trail of crumbs. cheesy crumbs.

He decided to follow them. Usually where there are crumbs there is food. He walked along the trail until he was led into Leviathan's room. 'Hey Leviathan how are you doing?' He asked, pressing the doorbell they installed. 'Um...yeah I'm good.' Leviathan said back. 'Did you hear, the Goldfish are missing.' Satan responded.

'Um no sorry that sounds bad though.'

Satan opened Leviathan's door (and now the entire house is flooded again, thanks for that ya goof.) and walked in. 'Uh yeah so'

The cheesy crumbs lead to the closet! 'OwO whats this?'

He opened the closet to find the eviscerated box of Goldfish!

'Ah, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling demon.' Leviathan confessed.

'Looks like this mystery's uh...I can't think of a pun' Satan said.

'You took to this case like a fish to water' Leviathan quickly thought up. 'Nice.'

And that...

was a super freakin weird story why i write that

anyways,

fin

(kind've a pun)