Ok so,this is my first time ever writing a fanfic to publish so please be nice.

I've been obsessed with Crash Bandicoot for the last few months and most of the fanfics I've read have mostly been centric on the Bandicoots,so imma write one bout the villains cause i love them so much.

I'm open to creative criticism,but I hope you enjoy!


The sun was shining bright over The Wumap Islands on a rather peaceful were singing, flowers were blooming,and-

KA-BOOM!Ok maybe not so peaceful anymore.

There was a crater of smoke that had been created near the home of the Wumpa Islands resident hero, Crash Bandicoot,and his family.

Crash,his sister Coco,their friend/brother Crunch and their mask dad Aku-Aku stood back and watched the smoke go high,as they celebrated their victory by high-fiveing and dancing.

While the heroes were celebrating, bickering could be heard from the smoky crater as the heroes enemies started to emerge from it.

"I warned you about the gasss,but noooo! You were jussst ssso dessspret to kill thossse ssstupid bandicootsss!"

"JOE I SAID I WAS SORRY LIKE FIVE TIMES! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET IT GO!?"

Climbing out of the smoky crater was a traditionally dressed komodo dragon and what looked like a cross between a dingo and a crocodile,both looking rather beaten and burnt.

"I'll "let it go" when you ssstart acting more strategic in battle instead of jussst waving your flamethrower all over the placcce hoping you hit sssomething!"

"Well excuse me for at least trying to kill them!You,Moe and Pin were stood of to the side just talking!Like,do you not care about killing Crash,or do you want Cortex to yell at us again!?"

"We were making a plan!"Joe shouted, about to threaten the hybrid with one of his swords."One that could've worked if you,Tiny and Roo didn't jussst run in and ssstarted ssshooting and ssslassshing in every direction!"

"Well it's your fault because-"

"OH WILL YOUES BOTH CAN IT!?"A smartly dressed poteroo pulled himself out of the crater,also beaten and burned.

"Pinssstripe,you have to agree,what happened back there wasss all Dingo'sss fault."

"Oi!"Dingodile tried to threaten them with what was left of his flamethrower."Maybe if Joe wasn't shoutin' at me to stop and distracting me!Then maybe I would of noticed that Crunch turned on the gas and maybe we wouldn't of blown up!"

"Well you-"

"I said CAN IT!"Pinstripe shot a few rounds from his Thomson MMG."Youes both made mistakes and youes both lost!Now will youes please shake hands and make up,for the sakes of the rest of us!?"

The two mutants reluctantly shook hands and both mumbled a "sorry" under their breath." ,thats wasn't so bad,now was it?"

"I guessss."Joe gave a small hiss at Dingo, which caused the hybrid to mouth a very dirty insult back.

"Hey,can ssomeone help uss up please?"A fourth voice could be heard from the crater.

"Oh! brother." The komodo dragon pulled out his older brother Moe from the crater,and shorly after was followed by Tiny Tiger and Ripper Roo.

"Did Tiny win?"The low intelligence Tazmanian tiger asked, confused about what had just happened.

"No mate."Dingo wrapped his arm around the tiger's shoulder."Not 'll get' em next time though!"

"Pff!Like heck we will with you idiots on our team!"Joe mumbled to himself,which resulted in a nasty glare from Dingo.

The six mutants reluctantly started their trek back home to Cortex Castle, knowing exactly what to expect when they got home.

"Ok,are we all in agreement on that our lossss wasss Dingo'sss fault?"

"MATE HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!"

"WELL WHO'SSS FAULT WASSS IT?!"

"OH WILL YOUES BOTH SHUT UP?!"


And I guess that's Chapter One.I will continue this story if anyone's interested,but yeah,I hope you enjoyed this little bit.Again I will take constructive criticism.Anyway,I hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you all again!