A/N: Welcome to my newest fanfic story entitled Misadventures Behind Video Tapes!

It is actually an Actor AU of Assassination Classroom, where our beloved Assassination Classroom was just a show, and the characters are actors and actresses playing for the role.

This story would contain the bloopers, mistakes, hilarious moments and other nonsense actions behind the curtains of Assassination Classroom, Koro-sensei Quest, and even the live action movies.

In every chapter, I will contain 2-3 bloopers each, or maybe a whole story behind the scenes, depending on how my mind will work in making this. And this will be random, so expect a lot of inconsistencies in each bloopers.

So I hope you will enjoy reading this one.


(Season 1 Episode 1: The First Scene Mischief)

The story starts when the E-Class sign was shown in the camera, as an ominous aura filled the entire surrounding area. A chilling music was heard as the camera panned to where someone or something flying fast towards the area where the Class E building stood. The building was old, and it looks like it could collapse if a strong earthquake was going to hit the place.

Twenty-five students of the E-Class nervously bowed down and waited for someone to arrive, as silence filled the gloomy room. The ominous aura was so thick, you could cut it with a knife.

Suddenly, harsh wind blows outside the building, as someone has landed in a fast speed, as the old building shook over the force of the wind. The green-haired girl, Kaede Kayano, was looking outside with fear in her eyes, as she knew who had arrived the room.

The camera panned to the hallway, as a slithering noise was heard as someone approaches the room. The camera follows the culprits vision, nearing to the door of the room where the students are in.

The camera's focus went to Yuuma Isogai, who gulped nervously, preparing for the arrival of the culprit of the blowing wind.

As the culprit finally went inside to greet the students, something unfortunate happens.

Someone farted.

This caused a hilarious reaction among the cast.

"That freaking stinks!" Taiga Okajima complained first, as he covered his nose, trying to filter out the stink.

Kouki Mimura agreed, as he wrinkled his nose, "No kidding!"

Hiroto Maehara stood up, his left hand covered his nose, while he also angrily shouted towards the camera, "This is worse than Okuda-san's stinky potions of hers!"

"WHY YOU-" Manami Okuda stood up and went to strangle Maehara, taking offense over the insult. The cast who was near her tried to stop her from killing Maehara.

"CUT!" The director screamed, glaring at the teens who were fighting against each other, "NO FIGHTING OVER THE SET!"

Maehara and Okuda stopped fighting, but they never stopped shooting deadly glares to each other. The rest of the cast sweatdropped, as they looked at the fuming director.

"OKAY, WHO DID THAT?!"

The Class E students pointed fingers at each other, trying to point out who farted while shooting the very first scene.

Their teacher, a huge yellow octopus with a big smile on his yellow head, wearing graduation robes, groaned in frustration. It was his first grand entrance to the show, and it was ruined because of some idiot who thinks it was a good idea to release gas on a serious scene. His tentacles reached towards his head, revealed to be just a helmet and lifted it, revealing a handsome man with black hair reaching on his nape and piercing onyx eyes glaring at the cast. He suddenly pouted, "This costume is too hot for me, and you ruined the shoot."

Kaede shrugged as some of the girls reached towards their respective school bags and doing some foundation and make-up. The location was in the middle of the woods, a old school building that was abandoned years ago, and there was no air conditioning unit on it, causing the surroundings to be hot on summer days. Thank goodness they started shooting on spring, that way it was not too hot.

Isogai glared at the pouting teacher with an annoyed look, "No one cares, tako!" You may think it was out of character for him to act like that, but knowing actors and actresses, they can hide their real selves while on camera.

Ryoma Terasaka, the larget student of the group stood and piped up, "Show some respect, Isogai-san!"

Maehara chuckled as he stared at Terasaka, "That was too different from your role, Terasaka-kun. You were supposed to be a jerk, and Isogai-kun's role was supposed to be a kindhearted Ikemen."

Terasaka sighed, "Not my fault I always get typecasted because of my appearance."

Takuya Muramatsu nodded, "Yeah, you look like someone from Yakuza, Terasaka. I feel bad for you, man."

While the cast was arguing with each other, with the director and the crew face-palming themselves, regretting they made this show, a red-haired teen went in and smiled like a devil at the class, giving some of the cast shivers at seeing him. He cheerfully asked the director, who was still arguing with the octopus, "Heyo, why am I not here in this scene? I want to join the fun! I want to shoot anyone!"

The director went to the boy and pointed the door like a mother scolding a little child, "KARMA-KUN, YOU ARE STILL NOT BOUND TO APPEAR IN THIS EPISODE! NOW OUT AND MESS WITH ASANO-KUN THERE!"

Outside, Gakushuu Asano screamed loudly, scared out of his life as he had heard the director's orders to the red-haired boy.

The boy, now known as Karma Akabane, shrugged, stuck his tongue out playfully and laughed, leaving the whole cast and crew sweatdropped over the scene.

Nagisa Shiota, the ultimate protagonist of the show, deadpanned, muttering silently, "Why did I signed up for this?"


(Behind the Scenes: Confusions Over Gender)

"Hey Nagisa-kun! Since the shoot for the day is over, do you have a date with your 'boyfriend' today?" Rio teased, looking at the blue-haired feminine star sitting in a chair. The person in question raised an eyebrow at the four girls, confusion graced Nagisa's angelic face.

"I am actually a girl," the bluenette replied, leaving Kaede, Rio, and a beautiful girl named Yukiko Kanzaki, in shock. Their eyes widened at Nagisa, before looking at the bluenette up and down.

"YOU'RE A GIRL?!"

"But according to the script, your role was portraying an effeminate boy!" Kaede sputtered, while Nagisa laughed at the girls' reactions, replied with a chuckle, "Well, the director know my mother, and considering the fact that they needed someone who can act as an effeminate girl and those boys who looks like real and natural girls in our age is kinda rare to find, so they picked me."

"Wow," Rio was awed, as the girls nodded, "And this is your first major role, right?"

Nagisa nodded, "Yup. I was usually landed on short roles and extras before, so this was an opportunity for me to show the world what I'm capable of."

Kanzaki, who was quiet all the time, piped up, "Wait, I remember you in one of the commercials I saw years ago. You look young at that time, but I am sure it was you."

Nagisa smiled, "Yup, my first commercial I did when I was young. That is the jumpstart of my career," she spoke, as she smiled and stood up, stretching herself, "So do you want to hang out somewhere and get something to eat? My treat."

"Sure! Your treat!" The girls chirped, as they followed Nagisa, who laughed at her new friends' antics.


(Season 1 Episode 1: Koro-sensei's Flashback)

(WARNING: Implicit references of inappropriate and sexual words.)

It was a dark night, and the camera pans over a destroyed laboratory. Debris were everywhere, and the now-crescent moon was shining brightly upon the two figures lying on the ground. It was a male and a female, the male has multiple tentacls sprouting all over his body, while the female was lying on his lap, her lower abdomen bleeding profusely. She was struggling to breathe, trying to speak.

Let's call her the Woman in Flashback, since her name was supposed to be mysterious in the first episode. Not that she minded it anyway, she will only appear in multiple flashbacks and nothing else.

The tentacled man was looking at her sad eyes, as he was holding the woman in his arms. After that, the woman said her lines that will unfold the whole plot.

"If you have only one year left... if you would give your time... Go teach those children... They are lost in dark, just like you... Look at them straight in the eye... and I know you will find your answer..."

She held the tentacled man's tentacles and held them tight. But she felt something sticking up in her back, poking her, making her pause and nearly forget her lines. Then she stared at the tentacled man and saw the blush in his cheeks... That's when she realized what that offending object was. She blushed like a tomato as she giggled like a school girl with a crush.

"CUT!" The director shouted and stared at the two of them, "Yukimura-san, why are you two laughing and blushing up there?!"

"Sorry! I could help but laugh! I think dear Koro-chan's suddenly get excited over me..." Aguri Yukimura rose in a sitting position as she playfully teased Koro-sensei, who was blushing like a tomato and trying to cover his tentacled legs in embarrassment.

The staff laughed, as the director looked at the blushing mess called Koro-sensei and facepalmed, while Aguri pecked a quick kiss on Koro-sensei's cherry lips as he blushed deeply once again.

"That's for being excited while we are out of bed, sweetie," Aguri winked as she giggled, "We may be married, but doesn't mean that little thing of yours should always be ready to get it on."

The director wanted to bash his head on the wall, "NO DOMESTICS FOR YOU TWO IN THE SET!"