The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!


From the director whom history will remember as the Michael Bay of the highway, comes the film that kicked off the longest running action series since James Bond. That implanted an entire generation of men with unrealistic fantasies of driving million dollar sports cars with only their feet while shooting off 357. Magnums in each hand and simultaneously firing rockets out of their asses.

The Fast and the Furious!

Buckle up for the balls to the road blockbuster that made everyone piss themselves in 2001, but now looks like a senior citizens wheelchair race compared to the testicle exploding insanity of the last 6 movies.

Welcome to the sunny ghettos of Los Angeles, a world where the only way people can make a decent living is to race cars, hijack cars, or steal something while using a car.

Join Brian O'Conner, a promising cop on a undercover mission to catch a gang of dangerous hijackers who take Grand Theft Auto way to seriously.

When Brian meets the charismatically bald street racer Don Toretto and his hot sister Mia, he must decide whether the hoe and her bro are worth sacrificing his career, his reputation, and his future as a free man (Spoilers, they totally are, for some reason).

Enjoy a story about how loyalty, family and trust are the most important things in the world, which kind of gets negated by the thievery, smuggling, lying, and complete disregard for public safety.

So rev it up for a vintage blast from the past that will take you back to a different time, a simpler time. A time when all a man had was a multi million dollar sports car, a state of the art hijacking crew, and a career in high performance street racing. Ah, the good old days.

Starring:

The Bald Terror- Dom Toretto

Police Academy- Brian O'Conner

Megan Fox- Mia Toretto

Grease Monkey- Letty Ortiz


The Once Fast and the No Longer Furious!

Wow, we've really come a long way. Watching this was like looking at baby photos of a Arnold Schwarzenegger/Sylvester Stallone Hybrid.