Mega Man vs Bully Man

By Diana Moon Glampers

Disclaimer: I don't own a single word of this, or any of the characters.

Rock was at the grocery store picking up a bag of oranges and some gomme syrup for Dr. Light. Things were going well, aside from the fact that Rock had no idea what gomme syrup was or what it was used for, until his wrist communicator began beeping. It was an important call from Dr. Light. Quickly, Rock answered the call.

"Rock, we need your help! Roll's been kidnapped! They got her while she was out in my garden! The assailants left a note saying she is being held in detention, someplace called 'Bully Academy'." Dr. Light hysterically said on the other end of the communicator.

"But what about the gomme syrup?" Rock said.

"No time for that! Get out of that grocery store, turn into Mega Man, and save Roll! I just can't bear to imagine her being bullied!" Dr. Light said.

At that the communicator went out. Rock shrugged his shoulders, left the grocery store, and quickly turned into Mega Man.

"All right, time to find this Bully Academy place." Mega Man said.

He used the computer in his head to search the city for any new or unusual buildings. It didn't take long before he found a recent satellite photo showing a bunch of suspicious looking robots loitering around an abandoned school.

"Ah ha! First place to investigate!" Mega man said.

He ran off to find it, guided by digital maps.

It did not take Mega Man long to find the abandoned school. He immediately knew he was in the right place when he saw that the side of the building was heavily vandalized and had the words "Bully Academy" spray-painted all across the tall brick walls in shiny neon-red.

"I found the place. Preparing to investigate!" Mega Man said, excitedly.

He pushed open the door at the main entrance and found it unlocked. Waiting for him in the hallway were three robots. They were humanoid in shape wearing strange dark armor that resembled a Japanese bancho-style delinquent. All three of them were holding big brightly colored blue baseball bats, one with a rusty nail sticking out of it.

"Hey! Mega Man! So glad you could show up." One of the bancho-bots said.

"I heard Roll was being kept here. Do any of you know anything about it?" Mega Man said.

The bancho-bot with the nail in his baseball bat nodded.

"Yeah, yeah, I know about her. Short blonde little girl looking robot right? Wears a red dress and cute blonde hair?" He said.

"That's the one!" Mega man said.

"Oh, yeah. I know her. The boss is holding her in the gym. Dr. Wily gave us orders to give her the worst day of her life before we wipe her brain and modify her to destroy you. Yep." The bancho-bot said.

One of the other bancho-bots smacked the one who was talking in the back of the head.

"You just told him the plan, you idiot!" He growled.

Mega Man was disturbed but not particularly surprised to find out this was another one of Dr. Wily's schemes to destroy him.

"Thank you, Bancho-bots! I'm off to the gym!" Mega man said.

He started to walk down the hall, but the three bancho-bots blocked his path.

"No can do, little guy. You have to get through us first! Nobody disturbs the boss when he's busy."

Mega Man sighed. Somehow, he knew he'd have to fight these idiots, even though the three of them seemed like a waste of time and energy. One of the bancho-bots began swinging his baseball bat at Mega Man. Quickly, Mega Man charged up a shot and blasted it straight at the attacker. Burnt pieces of bancho-bot scattered across the hall.

The other two bancho-bots were undeterred by this. A second bancho-bot managed to whack Mega Man on the head with his bat. It did not hurt much and Mega Man's helmet did a good job protecting him. Mega Man retaliated with another fully charged shot. Only one bancho-bot remained.

"You going to give up or not? If you run away I won't have to slag you." Mega Man said.

"Fat chance, kid!" The bancho-bot shouted.

Before the bancho-bot could take another step forward, Mega Man blasted him to pieces. Not much remained.

"Some people are just hopeless…" Mega Man said, thinking out loud.

He continued down the hallway toward the gym.

Mega Man came to the gym. What he saw disturbed him greatly. Roll was on the ground, crouched over in pain, as a Robot Master stood over her paddling her on her rump with a bright red painted baseball bat. Roll's hands and ankles were bound by electrical ropes; she was unable to move. Her dress was pushed up so her rump was more easily hit, revealing her cute white panties.

The Robot Master towered over Roll. He was about the same size as most adult humans, and had an evil smile upon his face. His armor was designed to look like a black and white schoolboy's uniform. Mega Man felt a strong sense of disgust come over him.

"Ow! Ow! That hurts!" Roll squeaked.

The robot master laughed like a maniac.

"Hey! Stop hurting Roll like that!" Mega Man called out.

The Robot Master looked back at Mega Man.

"Oh, it's you, Mega Man! Ha ha ha, so nice of you to visit. My name's Bully Man! I was built to bully! You want a taste of my Bully Bat?" The Robot Master said.

Mega Man charged up his blaster. Usually he liked to give his opponents a chance to surrender or only shoot if they shot at him first, but seeing his little sister tortured like this made his metaphorical blood boil (because robots don't have blood but if he had blood it would have been boiling).

"You're going to pay for this, you big bully!" Mega Man shouted.

He fired a fully charged shot at Bully Man. To his surprise, Bully man swung his big red baseball bat and send the blast right back at Mega Man.

"Ahhhhh!" Mega Man screamed.

He wasn't hit by his own weapons very often and had forgotten how much they hurt.

"Hee hee hee, this here Bully Bat isn't just for hitting kids on the butt! It can reflect attacks back!" Bully Man gloated.

Bully Man put up his hand and sent several sparks flying at Mega Man. Mega man was able to dodge most of them, but one got him right in his shoulder.

"Ah! No!" Mega man cried out.

Surges of pain went through his robotic body and his moving parts locked up for a second. He was stunned. Bully Man calmly walked over to his stunned foe.

"Bully Bat! Smash!" Bully Man called out.

At that he swung his big red baseball bat directly into Mega Man's neck. Mega Man couldn't even make a clear noise and crumbled over in pain.

"Mega Man! No!" Roll screamed from the sidelines.

Bully Man let out a laugh. He loved every second of this. Once again, he swung his Bully Bat, lower this time, and hit Mega Man squarely in his stomach. Mega Man fell to his knees, unable stand while under this kind of punishment. He was out of energy already. That Bully Bat was one of the most potent weapons he'd faced in a very long time.

"No… I can't…" Mega Man moaned.

Bully Man laughed at him. He shot Mega Man with another volley of stun sparks, just to be sure his opponent was down, and then took out some electrical wire to tie Mega Man up.

"Oh, Dr. Wily's going to be so happy when I take you two back to his lair! Ooh, I just know I'll get a reward for this! A big beautiful reward! Ahahahahahaha!" Bully Man said.

"You'll never get away with this, Bully Man!" Roll shouted.

Even though Mega Man was knocked out, Roll was still quite alert. Bully Man ignored her.

"Now to make sure you have the worst day of your life before I hand you over. Ha ha ha!" Bully Man said.

Bully Man set about removing Mega Man's armor, one piece at a time.

"What are you doing?!" Roll cried out.

"I'm taking away his weapons, what's it look like I'm doing? I don't need this little pest waking up and trying to shoot me again." Bully Man said.

He tossed Mega Man's armor aside, leaving the robot boy on the floor in his street clothes. He wasn't Mega man anymore, he was back to being Rock, the helper robot. Bully Man wasn't done, though. He pulled off rock's pants and shirt, leaving the little robot boy in nothing but his tight white little boy panties. His synthiflesh made goose bumps in the cool stagnant air. Roll could hardly believe what she was seeing.

"No! stop! This isn't right! This isn't right at all!" She screamed.

She struggled and squirmed. She knew in her purse she had an E-Battery that could bring Rock up to perfect health and stand a chance at taking down Bully Man.

"Oh, if only I could reach my purse…" Roll moaned.

Bully Man took his baseball bat and slammed it into Rock's robot crotch. Rock wasn't built with genitals, but it was still a rather sensitive spot, even for a robot. He awoke with a pained yelp.

"Wake up! It's time to get bullied!" Bully Man said.

Rock's memories from a few minutes ago burst back into his brain. Then he noticed he was missing most of his clothes.

"Ah! What did you do to me?" Rock said.

"Nothing, yet. Just took away your weapons and armor… And your clothes. Ha ha ha! I'm going to torment you and make your little sister watch! And then I'll torment her and make you watch! Oh, what fun we'll have!" Bully Man said.

He took his hand and pinched one of Rock's small and sensitive synthiflesh nipples. Rock squirmed and grunted. Then, Bully Man twisted it as hard as he could.

"Purple nurple!" Bully Man laughed.

Rock let out an agonized grunt. This was unlike anything he'd really experienced before.

"Hey! That's not fair! He's tied up and helpless! You can't just do that!" Roll shouted.

Bully Man turned to her.

"Oh, but I already beat him in fair combat, little girl. This is part of the reward I get for my success: a once in a lifetime chance to bully Mega Man!" Bully Man said, smiling a deep, twisted smile.

"You're sick! Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick!" Roll shouted.

She struggled harder, wishing she could reach her purse.

"And Dr. Wily's sick for building a sadistic creep like you!" Roll added.

Bully man giggled.

"You say it like it's a bad thing." He said.

Bully Man bent down and grabbed the back of Rock's little boy panties. Sharply, he tugged and lifted the waistband, stretching Rock's little boy panties to their limit. Rock let out another agonized groan. It was a perfect wedgie, the kind only a robot specifically designed to give absolutely perfect wedgies could make. Roll let out a gasp. The shame of getting wedgied like this in front of his sister, the shame of being defeated so quickly in battle, and the increasing pain in his robotic body was really starting to get to Rock. He closed his eyes and hung his head, wishing he were someplace else.

"All right, little girly! You're next! Time to take your wedgie!" Bully Man said.

Roll desperately struggled, but was utterly powerless to escape. Bully Man peeled off her dress, leaving her in only her white little girl panties.

"Hey! Give that back, you creep! It's not good for me to have this much synthiflesh exposed!" Roll shouted.

Bully Man whacked her in the stomach with his Bully Bat. Roll gasped in pain, and slumped over.

"Why don't you get it back yourself, runt?" He said.

Bully Man bent down and grabbed Roll's little girl panties. With a sharp tug, he gave the injured robot girl a perfect wedgie, the exact right amount of stretching and angle applied to her panties to cause maximum discomfort. Roll let out a low moan. Bully Man was quite happy with how this was going.

"How about I take you two down to the locker rooms? I think you need what us bullies call a 'swirly', ha ha!" Bully Man said.

He grabbed his helpless victims by their panties and dragged them into the nearby locker rooms to continue their torment.

Bully Man took Rock and Roll next to a large but relatively clean toilet. He grabbed Roll by her hair.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Roll yelped.

"You're first, girly!" Bully Man said.

He shoved Roll's face into the toilet bowl, being sure to get her hair as wet as possible, and flushed. The strange and uncomfortable sensation of flushing toilet water against Roll's sensitive synthiflesh face, as well as the pulling motion on her hair, made her squirm and grunt.

"Ah ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Soak in it! Soak in the toilet water, you little turd! Ha ha ha!" Bully Man laughed.

He pulled Roll's face from the toilet, pushed her aside, and kicked her in her torso as hard as he could. Roll let out a weak, pained wail. She looked truly pathetic now, tied up, nearly naked, wet and with a very uncomfortable wedgie. She felt like she was ready to cry.

Bully Man smacked Roll on her butt with his Bully Bat a couple more times.

"Ouch! Ow!" Roll yelped.

"Ready to cry yet, kid? Feeling that slinking sense of despair? Come on, give in. Cry! Cry like the weak little baby you are!" Bully Man taunted.

Rock felt his big-brother instincts swelling up again.

"You're going to pay for this, Bully Man!" Rock shouted.

He was tied up and stripped of his weapons, but his spirit was far from broken. Bully Man ignored his threats, thinking them empty.

"Your turn, boy!" Bully Man said.

Bully Man thrust Rock's head into the toilet. He held Rock's head down there for a moment. Even though Rock, being a robot, didn't need to breathe, it was quite uncomfortable. Bully Man flushed the toilet and Rock screamed.

"Yes! Let it out! Scream for me you little loser! Scream like a baby!" Bully Man said.

He was enjoying every second of tormenting them.

Bully Man pulled Rock's head out of the toilet and smashed Rock's head with his Bully Bat. He then kicked Rock aside next to Roll, and beat Rock's rump twice with the Bully Bat. Rock let out a pained yelp after both strikes. That Bully Bat really hurt. Feeling Satisfied, Bully Man got out a small electric stick made to look like a cigarette. He put it into a port in his mouth so he could download temporary pleasure files. It was the robotic equivalent of getting high.

"You… you've got to be the biggest jerk I've ever met, you know that? And I've met a lot of jerks!" Rock said.

Bully Man let out a puff of exhaust in Rock's face.

"I was programmed from the start to be the king of all jerks, kid. I'm doing what I was built to do, and I love it." Bully Man said.

He took out one of the buttons from his armored jacket, which was actually a cigarette lighter. Even though Dr. Wily didn't smoke, some of the technicians he worked with did, and one of them had the bright idea to install a cigarette lighter from a car's dashboard into Bully Man. Bully Man, of course, knew exactly how to use it for the purposes of bullying.

Bully Man puffed a little more exhaust in Rock's face, and then took the red hot cigarette lighter, and pressed it against Rock's soft synthiflesh tummy.

"Aieeee! It burns!" Rock cried out.

Roll looked on in terror.

"Stop! You're hurting him!" Roll shouted.

More than anything, Roll wanted to break free from her bonds and beat up Bully Man. He was going WAY over the line. This wasn't ordinary super villain antics, this was coldblooded torture. Bully Man ignored Rolls outburst and pressed the cigarette lighter against Rock's neck, and then again on his back and on his inner thigh. Each time, Rock let out an anguished scream and a dirty black burn mark was left on his soft sensitive synthiflesh. The poor boy was left panting and wheezing. He didn't know he was capable of feeling this much pain.

"Oh, is little Mega Man tuckered out already?" Bully Man taunted.

Rock did not reply.

"All right, I'll give you a break. How about I burn your little sister then, hm?" Bully Man said.

"Eep!" Roll said.

Bully Man took his red hot cigarette lighter and pressed it right into Roll's thigh.

"Ahhhh! Stop! It hurts!" Roll screamed.

Bully Man ignored her and pressed harder. A black spot was burnt straight into her synthiflesh, all the way down to her frame. It would take extensive repairs to fix.

"Here comes number two!" Bully Man said.

Roll whimpered. Bully Man pressed his cigarette lighter into one of her sensitive little nipples. Roll let out a squeal of agony.

"Ha ha ha! Yes, burn! Burn, you little scrap-for-brains! Ha ha ha!" Bully Man gloated.

Rock squirmed, wishing he could take Bully Man's big stupid red baseball bat and smash it over Bully Man's head. Bully Man pushed Roll's face down and went straight for her butt now. Cruelly, Bully Man pressed his cigarette lighter onto Roll's panties, burning right through them into her right butt cheek.

"Eeeeeeeeek! This is the worst pain ever!" Roll shouted.

She wasn't as strong as Rock. Tears streamed down her face, already dampened by toilet water. Bully Man smiled. He really felt like he accomplished something by making this robot little girl cry. He put away his cigarette lighter, as well as his small electric stick for downloading temporary pleasure files.

"Ah, that's enough for you… for now. Let's see if I can make the boy cry too?" Bully Man said.

Bully Man turned to Rock, who was struggling and squirming and wishing as hard as possible that he could break free and try, as futile as it would have been without any weapons or armor, to defend his helpless little sister.

"Oh, you're going to feel it now. I'm upgrading my Bullying Intensity level to 'Hardcore' mode now!" Bully Man said.

His eyes flashed red. Rock felt a twang of fear, but he tried not to show it. Bully Man opened up his fingers to reveal several clamps and wires. Carefully, he clipped them onto Rock's most sensitive areas. His feet, his nipples, and his face, all were attached to Bully Man's strange torment apparatus that Dr. Wily had built into him. In an instant, powerful jolts of electricity surged into Rock's delicate synthiflesh. Soon, his whole body was scarred with electric flash burns. Rock was so overpowered with pain he could barely scream. The only sound he let out was hoarse grunt every now and then between jolts. If this kind of torture went on too long it would probably kill him.

"Suffer!" Bully Man gleefully screamed.

As Bully Man was busy inflicting maximum pain upon Rock, Roll struggled even more until… she finally slipped free! Roll used her free hand to untie her other hand and then quietly untied her feet. She fixed her uncomfortable wedgie, and carefully crept out of the locker room over to her purse. She took out the two items she needed, the two things that might just save her and Rock: an E-Battery and a Mega Ball.

"Hey, Bully Man, you big doofus! I escaped!" Roll cried out.

She needed his attention on her instead of Rock now.

Bully Man stopped torturing Rock for a moment and looked over at Roll. She was in fact no longer tied up.

"How in blazes did you…?" Bully Man muttered.

The Robot Master began removing the torture clamps from Rock's body. The little robot boy was emitting smoke and could barely keep his eyes open. He let out a weak groan. He felt like he was dying. Bully Man got up and stepped away from Rock. He turned to Roll and began shooting stun sparks from his hands. Roll was only barely agile enough to dodge them. With all her strength, she dropped the Mega Ball on the ground and kicked it as hard as she could into Bully Man. It hit Bully Man directly in his face, leaving him stunned.

"Yes! It worked!" Roll cheered.

Roll dashed past Bully Man over to Rock. She was truly sad to see him like this, burnt, beaten and humiliated like he had never been before.

"Come on, brother! You can do it!" Roll said.

She untied Rock and put the E-Battery directly into his port. Within seconds Rock had all of his energy restored. He was still dirty, underdressed, and covered in burns, but he was fully charged for battle.

"Aw, thanks, Roll! Come on, let's show this big bully we mean business!" Rock said.

Rock had to improvise a plan to take down Bully Man, but the locker room was full of things to work with. With all of his robot strength, Rock ripped a metal door from a nearby locker and hurled it at Bully Man. The Robot Master was stunned from the impact and let out a frustrated growl.

"Oh, you're going to be sorry you did that!" Bully Man shouted.

Bully Man charged forward and swung his Bully Bat at Rock's head. Rock quickly ducked and scampered off to the side. Bully Man swung again, and Rock narrowly dodged again. Bully man's Bully Bat hit a locker and broke a hole in wall, lodging itself in. Bully Man tried to pull his weapon free but it was stuck.

"Dang it! It's jammed in!" Bully Man said.

Rock took this opportunity to punch and kick Bully Man with all the strength he had. It soon became apparent that while Bully Man had a lot of offensive power, he had very little in the way of armor. Every blow from Rock's fists and feet seemed to stun him. Roll even joined in and grabbed a curtain from a changing area and threw it over Bully Man's head.

"Yeah, get him big bro! Show that Bully what he gets for being such a jerk!" Roll said.

Rock kicked at Bully Man's knees and sent his opponent tumbling to the ground. With a curtain over his head an still reeling from that beatdown, Bully Man was down for the moment.

Rock looked at the Bully Bat still lodged in the wall. With a mighty tug, he pulled it out and quickly downloaded the weapon system. The Bully Bat was a powerful melee tool that could be used to send energy based attacks back at the user. Its software also contained a program that vastly increases the user's aggression and alters the user's AI to add a sadistic twist. It was very clear this was something designed by Dr. Wily. Rock's eyes flashed red. He looked down at Bully Man, tangled helplessly in a curtain, unable to even stand up. The sadism files in his AI activated.

"All right, you big bully, how about you see how it feels." Rock said.

"Yeah, get him, big bro!" Roll cheered.

With the force of a meteor, Rock crashed the Bully Bat down on Bully Man's head. Bully Man's face caved in and his system shut down. Bully man was now totally neutralized. Rock looked down at his defeated foe and smiled. He rubbed his hand over the length of the Bully Bat. He really liked this new weapon system.

"We did it! You're the best, Rock!" Roll said.

She gave her brother a big hug. As she did so, the new sadism files in Rock's AI activated again. He realized he was alone with Roll, a defenseless little girl robot, in a basement with no one around to stop him from beating her. He was with the perfect victim in the perfect place.

"Yeah…" Rock whispered.

Rock pushed Roll off of him.

"Hey! What's gotten into you?" Roll said.

Rock swung the Bully Bat at Roll's head. She narrowly ducked.

"Rock! Stop! It's me!" Roll pleaded.

She ran into a toilet stall to give herself a moment to scan Rock and see what was going on. She quickly identified the Bully Bat as a source of malware that was corrupting Rock's AI.

"Oh no!" She cried out.

Rock dashed after her into the toilet stall. He crashed the Bully Bat into Roll's arm, and the little girl robot crumpled onto the ground. Rock began mercilessly beating his little sister, corrupted by the evil influence of the Bully Bat. Roll knew she only had one shot at saving herself. She looked up at the emergency shut-down button between Rock's legs, right between where his butt and his crotch would be. Normally his clothing and armor would make it impossible to reach, but Bully Man had removed those things, making it easy to find. Right as Rock was about to slam the Bully Bat into Roll's arm, Roll reached up and pushed the emergency shut-down button. Rock froze in place where he was.

"Whew, that was close." Roll said

She got up, dusted herself off, and surveyed the situation. She knew she would forgive Rock for attacking her, he was under the influence of corrupting software, after all. But she'd never forgive Dr. Wily for making a program that forced her own brother to assault her like that. She growled and cursed at the thought of Dr. Wily.

"Dang him to heck!" She growled.

Roll knew it would take a few hours for Dr. Light to get here, clean up Rock's corrupted files, and make the repairs to their synthiflesh. Wasting no time, she ran upstairs to get Rock's communicator, which was left with his armor and discarded clothes. It was going to be a long afternoon.

The End.