Guess who gets to move back to the United States!

Just when I was finding comfort in the fact that America's custody battle over life, liberty and the pursuit of power was nawt my problem, my parents decided that they ... missed hearing the Starspangled banner? I've been reminded that there was a point in time when I actually didn't want an upgrade in my high fashion wardrobe, a British beau, and brunches at the Buckingham Palace.

These last almost four years have been as golden England: Generation '01-'10.

And anything that has happened before my families move to the U.K. feels like a fever dream.

Crepes will always be superior to pancakes.

POSH SPICE will always be considered the Queen of England.

This is the 'State of the Union'.

And I, will always be President Massie.

(Joe Biden, I'm coming for you.)

Signing off.

Boarding a private plane.
Next stop: Westchester, NY.

And the only thing harder than getting in, is staying IN


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