Chapter 1 Spongebob Squarepants: Sea-Aliens .

Fearful: Can too much TV and Paranoia lead to beings from the stars ?

We open at night with the usual island and the French narrator narrating. " You know they say space is filled with wonders and mysteries but the sea is also filled with mysteries and wonder so let's see what are underwater friends are up to."

The camera goes down under the sea and goes to the Chum Bucket where sparks where shown and in the Chum Bucket was a sheet covering something. Plankton was underneath it using a blowtorch.

Karen his computer wife rolled up to him and asked " Plankton what are you doing now?"

Plankton got distracted by his wife's question and burned his antennas, he screams " YEEOWW!" . Plankton got out from the sheet with his antennas still smoking.

Plankton groans but still answered " Oh hey Karen if you must know I'm inventing an alien caller."

Karen was a tiny bit interested " Why an alien caller or better yet aliens period?"

Plankton explained his plan " It's quite simple my dear computer wife you see I'll make a deal with aliens, I'll asked them to help me steal the Krabby Patty secret formula and in return I'll help them take over and enslave earth it's win-win."

Karen deadpanned " Right well I'll be watching snail videos waiting for this plan to blow up in your face like usual." Karen rolled away.

Plankton " Mock me with your sarcasm all you want Karen this alien plan is FOOL PROOF!" Plankton went back under the sheets to continue with his work.

Meanwhile at everyone's favorite under sea pineapple house Spongebob invited Patrick over to watch an alien movie marathon for 9 hours straight the movie was called Attack of the Martians 1-7. They were on 5 !

Spongebob was drinking Kelp soda and said "This is the best alien movie EVER!"

Patrick ate the popcorn bowl then spits the bowl out and replied to Spongebob " You got that right the special effects are so life-like."

As the movie was playing on Spongebob's TV three fish in battle suits are hunting for the alien.

One of the fish said " I see him." The alien that he spotted was a poorly made alien it was round had a plastic shell/suit red on top and blue on the bottom. It also had three eyes drawn on it by crayon, had a stick on top and a ball with it acted like an antenna, had a rope for it's mouth, had arms also made of plastic and was being hung by strings and moving on wheels. The alien was carrying a fish woman, the fish in battle suits started shooting at the alien with badly made guns, the alien drops the fish woman and quickly went to it's spaceship and flew away.

The three fish fighters went to the fish woman and one of them asked her " Are you alright?"

The fish woman opened her eyes to show that there crossed and said " Shh I'm hiding from the sea-lions."

One of the fish cried out " Oh no her brain has been sucked out dry."

Spongebob and Patrick held on to each other and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Just then the TV turned off and Patrick said " Hey what's the big idea? It was getting to the best part." It's reveled it was Gary, Spongebob's pet snail who turned off the TV.

Gary " Meow."

Spongebob " You're right Gary we should get to bed it is awfully late. Night Patrick." Patrick " Night Spongebob"

Patrick went to his rock home and Spongebob went to his bed.

The two had nightmares where aliens sucked there brains out with bendy straws. The next morning Spongebob woke up he went to his bathroom to brush his teeth but when he saw his reflection he saw an alien and screamed like a girl. When Spongebob takes a second look he saw himself. Spongebob went down stars and ate his kelp cereal but still saw aliens everywhere.

Gary " Meow?"

Spongebob was in denial " No Gary I'm not paranoid about aliens."

Gary not buying it " Meow meow."

Spongebob " I'll have you know I went to therapy after the whole robot Krabs thing." Gary rolled his eyes and left .

Spongebob ignored Gary's eye rolling and put on his Krusty Krab hat " Well I'm off to work."

Spongebob went to work and failed to notice Patrick kicking his own house saying " Die alien die!"

At the Krusty Krab it was business as usual Mr. Krabs was taking a money bath Squidward wanted someone to hit him with a baseball ball and knock him unconscious and Spongebob was grilling up some patties. However Spongebob begins to see the patties as aliens,

Squidward pokes his head through the window and gives Spongebob an order " Spongebob I need three krabby patties with no onions on each." Spongebob didn't noticed Squidward has he swat the patties on Squidward's face in a panic mood.

Squidward was in pain from the patties heat and screams " Spongebob you barnaclehead Spongebob snapped back to reality " Oh sorry Squidward I thought those patties were aliens."

Squidward gave a frown " I don't want to get involved just get the order ready."

Squidward went away and reads a magazine .

Spongebob went back to grilling and spook to himself " Pull yourself together Squarepants aliens aren't real it was just a movie."

Spongebob heard a psst. Spongebob looked around for the psst but couldn't find it; then Patrick pokes out through a pickle barrel eating a pickle.

Patrick " Psst Spongebob over here." He got Spongebob's attention.

Spongebob said " Patrick what are you doing in the pickle barrel eating pickles again?"

Patrick " That's not important. Follow me to my office." Patrick grabbed Spongebob and brought him inside the pickle barrel,

Spongebob wasn't pleased being in a container filled with pickle juice , " Patrick you know Mr. Krabs hates it when you're in his pickle barrels."

Patrick while eating a mouth fell of pickles " Forget about Krabs Spongebob you and I have bigger fish to fry."

Spongebob was confused and creeped out by Patrick's frying fish phrase " Frying what now?" Spongebob said.

Patrick face palms " I mean pickles aren't what we should be worrying about Spongebob it's the aliens and their desire to suck out our brains."

Spongebob thought Patrick was out of his mind " Are you sure? Aliens seem a little far fetch."

Patrick "Of course I'm sure don't you see it Spongebob that movie wasn't just a movie it was a warning for us. Warning us that aliens are coming and we must stop it, so that the aliens will leave are brains alone."

Spongebob sounded seemingly annoyed" Patrick that is the most 'more cheerful' BRILLIANT thing you have ever said."

Patrick blushed " Thanks."

Spongebob" Ok let's go stop the alien invasion." They burst out of the pickle barrel and took a heroic stance ,

Spongebob and Patrick ran to the door Spongebob addressed Squidward , " Bye Squidward, Patrick and I are going to stop an alien invasion." Squidward didn't care and kept on reading his magazine.

Spongebob started to think about a very important detail on the alien stopping plan " Ok Patrick how do we stop the aliens?" Patrick started to think and was overheating causing smoke to come out of his head. Spongebob took notice and splashed a bucket of water on Patrick's head to stop the smoking.

Patrick " That's it." Patrick dug through his bellybutton and got out something covered in belly button lint. Patrick licked the lint off and revealed it to be a megaphone.

Patrick " We use this megaphone to call the aliens telling them to leave our planet and brains alone."

Spongebob "Cool let me give it a try." He grabbed the megaphone but before he could start .

Patrick said " Wait! Maybe we should be higher so the aliens can hear us better ?"

Spongebob " Great thinking Patrick we need to be higher, to the highest point in Bikini Bottom !"

Patrick " Where's the highest point in Bikini Bottom?"

Spongebob pointed towards a very tall and scary mountain" Old Mount Bottom it's so high you can touch the water at the top."

Patrick gulped " Well if it's to save the earth let's go."

Spongebob " But we don't know how to" Patrick " Drat theres always a catch. " the duo heard whistling and saw Sandy Cheeks holding some boxes Pink , Black , Blue and Yellow, and humming . Spongebob " That's hit Patrick , Sandy has a helicopter we could use to ride to the mountains. ." Patrick " Yippee "

They try to catch up to Sandy , and collied with one another .

Sandy wasn't happy " What in tarnations is wrong with you two ?"

Spongebob explained " Sandy we need your help to fly us to the top of Mount Bottom for a mission ."

Sandy was skeptic " What kind of mission ?" Patrick " Hey mission to say hello to the creatures above the sea." Sandy agreed " Alright just let me stop by the post office to send out my packages ."

Spongebob and Patrick fellowed . At the postoffice a long line of Larry the lobster , Mermaidman and BarnacleBoy , Mrs Puff , Pear and a bunch of other nameless fish were there.

Patrick " Oh this is going to take forever." Sandy " Don't pout Patrick it's not like the end of the world." Spongebob was sweating nervously " Right not end of world ."

Time passes as it was Sandy's turn she got her packages sent and it was time to go .

Sandy , Spongebob and Patrick traveled back to her dome and got on the helicopter .

Patrick suddenly got a panic attack and saw more aliens coming towards them .

Patrick screamed and shoved Sandy out of the way and started smashing the controls thinking they were lasers " Bad aliens get back back i say."

Sandy in disbelief " What aliens not again didnt you guys learn from the last time?!"

Before anyone could answer the helicopter crashed to the ground .

Sandy got springed somewhere while Spongebob and Patrick remained in the helicopter rubble.

Patrick " Well at least the megaphone is not broken " he says as he pulled it out from his belly button .

Spongebob " Oh Sandy's helicopter is busted she's going to be sore ."

Patrick " Forget her Spongebob we must stop the aliens ." Spongebob " Ok we'll stop the aliens and afterwards bake an apology cake for Sandy.

Back at the Krusty Krab, the customers we're complaining for krabby patties and Squidward was ignoring them.

Mr. Krabs barged out of his office n a towel " Mr. Squidward why aren't these nice paying customers getting their patties?"

Squidward not really paying attention " Spongebob left with Patrick to stop aliens or something."

Mr. Krabs " What aliens!? Squidward you and I are going to get Spongebob back here."

Squidward huffed " Why should I help?"

Mr. Krabs " Because if you don't you clean the toilets with your tongue."

Squidward gulped and followed Mr. Krabs.

Meanwhile Spongebob and Patrick themselves were stumped and are walking through down town but still needing to find someway to contact aliens.

Patrick " We could climb the mountain but that could take forever." Spongebob " i could call Jellyfish to help us fly up there but they're breeding and they like privacy ."

Spongebob and Patrick tried to think.

Just then Plankton himself was giving out a message" Hey aliens let's make a deal you help me get the Krabby Patty secret formula and I'll help you take over earth."

Spongebob " Patrick my brain hatched an idea. We stop Plankton from contacting aliens so that we can contact aliens and tell them to get lost."

Patrick " Wow why didn't I think of that? Ok Spongebob let's go."

Meanwhile Sandy had landed near fish cops and questioned her " So let me get this straight miss " a fish cop was asking" You claim the reason you flew your helicopter over a new fly zone was because you didn't see the sign and your friends tricked you." Sandy " Yes ma'am and don't be hard on them they are good folks." Fish Cops " Yeah book her ."

The fishcops crowed Sandy to arrest her.

Also meanwhile Mr Krabs and Squidward were looking for Spongebob , checking his house , Go Lagoon Beach the JellyFish Fields but nothing.

Spongebob and Patrick were rushing towards the Chum Bucket where there was a giant megaphone sticking out from it.

Karen was less then impressed " This is what your using to contact aliens a really big megaphone?"

Plankton " Shut it Karen this plan is guarantee to work."

Karen" Whatever I'm going back to my snails." She went away. Plankton was about to continue with his message when Spongebob and Patrick burst through the doors.

Plankton " What do you two idiots want?" Plankton was then grabbed by Patrick and tapped to the wall.

Spongebob " Now let's use Plankton's alien caller to call aliens ourselves and tell them to beat it."

Spongebob got to the microphone part and spook into it." LISTEN UP Aliens! We Do Not Want You Coming to Our Planet."

and Squidward heard the message so did some cops and went straight for the Chum Bucket.

Spongebob was still talking " You Hear Me?! We Don't Want want your UFOs or slimy tentacles or..." ; OutSide Squidward and Mr. Krabs heard the messgae and went off , so did the cops .Spongebob heard some munching and turns and sees Patrick eating a chocolate bar with nuts.

Patrick then grabbed the microphone and said " But if you want to come to earth for chocolate be our guest."

Spongebob grabbed the microphone back and said to Patrick, " Patrick we have a mission to keep aliens away from earth not towards it even for chocolate. Wait where did you get that chocolate bar anyway?"

Patrick " I don't know where I found this chocolate bar Spongebob but I was so hungry I don't care as long as my tummy is happy I'm complete."

Spongebob " Ok but why did you tell the aliens to come to earth we supposed to drive the aliens away?"

Patrick " Hey if aliens do come they should at least take something that wouldn't hurt us."

Spongebob " Pat I'm not sure if aliens would even care for chocolate let alone use it to hurt us."

Patrick " What do you know you're a sponge?" he said arrogantly

Just then Squidward and Mr. Krabs came bursting through the doors.

Mr. Krabs " There you are Spongebob what are you doing lad you should be at the grill making me money!"

Spongebob " Sorry Mr .Krabs Patrick and I were trying to stop the alien invasion."

Squidward " Ok it's official Spongebob really does have coral for brains."

The police fish came bursting through the Chum Buck's walls with a handcuffed Sandy and one of them says " Freeze you're all under arrest!"

Patrick oblivious to the cops " Hi Sandy sorry i broke your copter ."

Squidward " For what!?"

Cop fish " For causing a town panic about aliens jerks. that message is making everyone go crazy. He point to a window and the fish were acting crazy and panic and fires were being made " The cop fish all put handcuffs on Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward and peeled Plankton off the wall and put him in a jar. The cop fish took all six of them away,

Squidward pleaded " But I didn't even know about the alien calls till I got here." The cop fish didn't care and just kept on walking.

That night Spongebob, Patrick ,Squidward, Sandy, Plankton and Mr. Krabs were in a cell.

Mr. Krabs "I can't believe I'm in jail and not making any money."

Plankton oddly consoled him " Ahh don't sweat it Krabs cheer up Tuesday is taco day."

Squidward " I hate my life."

Spongebob " Cheer up Squidward."

Patrick " Yeah it could be worse, you could have a crummy job and be hated by a lot of people."

Squidward " Like I said I hate my life and everyone I see on a daily basis."

Sandy , then talked to Spongebob and Patrick " Im going to call my lawyer in the morning and I hope you fellas learned a lesson from all this."

Patrick " Yes No Aliens will get our brains or chocolate ."

Sqidward " What would aliens even want with chocolate anyway ?"

Patrick " You'll never know cause we stopped them ." He muches on a bar but bite his own hand by mistake " OW."

Sqidward sighs .

Back at the Chum Bucket Karen was done watching snail videos and decided to clean up Plankton's mess. Karen sighs " Once again a plan my husband came up with back fired I better clean this place up and get him out of jail tomorrow." As she pulled out a vacuum from herself a beeping sound went off. Karen went to find the beeping and came across the computer surrounding the microphone. Karen " It seems my husband's feedback device to let the aliens talk to him is going off , wait a minute if it's going off and it's made specifically to contact alien life then I wonder." Karen produced a robot hand and typed on the computer to get a clear feedback,

an alien-like voice was heard repeating " CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE."

Karen " Well what do you know my husband's plan to contact alien life worked good for him."

The camera zooms back to the surface where the island is and at the right a bright object was floating down repeating the word:Chocolate over and over.