Disclaimer : I do not own RWBY it is property of and is owned by Rooster Teeth and the late Monty Oum.


This idea kind of just popped up in my mind out of the blue,I just thought "Hey what if I wrote a little fanfiction where Blake and Yang are fed up with people thinking that they're lesbians and come up with a plan to show everyone that they are perfectly heterosexual(straight in other words) by making an attempt at courting a certain brooding blond succesfully" and so this little piece was born also I just want to clarify that my other most recent fic "Guardian Angel's Assurance" will get an update but I am currently lost as to what to do for the next chapter so just see this as a bit of filler until next I put up the next chapter for that now enjoy.


"Inverted Commas - Speech"

'Singular Inverted Commas - thoughts'

Blake sits in the spectator seats of the empty Haven Academy's training arena quietly reading her adult book as her friend and partner named Yang blows off some steam with free reign on the place having thankfully saved it a day prior from those responsible for the fall of Beacon,Blake could not focus on reading though,she hated how people thought that they were lesbians when clearly they were not.

And that's also why Yang was beating the tar out of some training bots,Blake could clearly hear her partner's angry yells as she vented her frustrations about people thinking that they are actually lesbians,Yang had at a time actually told Blake about how she has had plenty of boyfriends in the few years she was at prep school which meant she is straight.

Blake herself dated Adam Taurus at the time that she herself was in the White Fang even though people seem to think that Adam only mentored her,the time they dated was relatively short and was before Adam turned into a terrorist hellbent on hurting non faunus as well as the SDC as he hated them the most of all humans so all in all that proves Blake is straight but that seems to be inadequit.

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Yang was seething as she thought about the looks her and Blake have been getting,who did the others think they were,heck even Ruby has started to believe that damn lie,her own sister... luckily though Qrow of course didn't believe it seeing as he was an adult who thought like an adult despite being drunk a lot and then she thought about Jaune,he didn't even notice them much so...

A lightbulb suddenly went off in her head,Jaune was actually the answer to their little dilemma,she doubted he would possibly resist dating two girls at the same time with the girls both having assented to it,she also felt that Jaune could really use the physical and emotional attention,his outburst when he charged straight at Cinder in a vengeful rage with no regard for himself was proof.

She felt her own heart sting at the memory of Jaune's tears streaming down his face as he told Cinder that he would make her pay for Pyrrha's death,she also remembered clearly Jaune saying that he doesn't even care if he dies as long as everyone else just makes it out alive,she knew that he was hurting really badly so she felt she was really doing this all for not just herself and Blake but Jaune too.

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Jaune went through the moves of the video from Pyrrha,he was doing so in the courtyard of Haven academy,he thought back to the day before,he almost had that damn murderer,he felt he could have actually driven his ancestral sword's point through the skull of Pyrrha's killer but he messed that up,he felt so useless,he couldn't even kill a blinded person,sure it was a temporary blindness but still.

He let out a frustrated yell as he dropped his sword and shield and embedded his fist in the wall next to him causing a fist sized chunk of wall to fall away and spider cracks to form,he felt like crying again in a powerful mix of sorrow and the feeling of being weak,he hated himself for temporarily losing his composure and almost letting another one of the people he really cared about almost die.

He also wanted to cry because Ruby's whole team is back together again while his own is still in pieces,he was happy for her of course but he felt so broken,he knew there was something that was seriously irritating Yang and Blake but he was too busy wallowing in heartbreak to care,he knew they'd find a solution to it,he fell to his knees breaking openly into sobs thinking no one would see at all anyway...

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Blake and Yang stood a few meters away,they saw Jaune with his back faced fully away from them as they watched him uncerimoniously drop Crocea Mors to the floor and proceed to harshly drive his fist into a wall and what happened next made their hearts break even further for him,they saw him drop to his knees and sob and wail openly,Blake wondered tho why Yang wanted to stand and watch Jaune.

1 minute later

After watching for a full minute as Jaune cried loudly blake turned to face yang with a raised eyebrow.

"Alright then Yang,I know you didn't bring me out hear just to watch Jaune crying his heart out,what are you even planning?"

Blake asked her partner not understanding why she'd want her to watch such a heartbreaking sight.

"I have found a solution to everyone thinking that we're lesbians,let's court Jaune,we can show that we are straight."

Yang answered watching as her partner looked at her incredilously,she should've known that Blake would be difficult.

"Yang are you insane or out of your mind,he's hurting emotionally and you want to now use him to prove that we're straight?"

Blake whisper yelled as to not attract the attention of the poor boy crying nearby but loud enough to get her point across.

"Blake,I just,we will not just be courting him for ourselves,he needs us as much as we need him,please,this could work."

Yang gave the only explanation that she could find merit for and which she herself believed as well.

"Ugh well alright,I give, you do have a point,it sucks to see him this way and he's good looking and extremely kind."

Blake quickly relented,like call her crazy but...she knew Yang was right,this could benifit both them and Jaune.

"I knew you'd see it the way I do,alright,we are going to now go over there and show him that he is not alone."

Yang replied feeling very good about her idea,she felt that to do things this way would be hitting two birds with one stone.

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Jaune suddenly felt two feminine pairs of arms fold gently around him causing him to jump slightly but he let himself be helped up anyway as the people the arms belonged to just helped him up with a firm grip but with a care that said they thought him to be a piece of fragile glass to be handled with all the gentlness of several millions of down feathers,he opened his eyes to see that it was Yang and Blake.

"What are you two doing? I don't deserve all the care that the two of you are currently showing me."

Jaune asked and stated starting off bewildered but then switched over to verbally beating himself up like usual.

"Don't say that,you can't keep blaming yourself for Pyrrha dying when it's all on that Cinder woman,it's not your fault."

Blake replied rationally having experienced the same self blaming when the White Fang became very violent.

"Blake is right,Jaune,Pyrrha sacrificed herself not only because she loved you but because she believed it to be right."

Yang backed Blake up really surprising Jaune that she called him by his first name instead of calling him "Vomit Boy".

"How do you two know that I don't need to blame myself huh,what makes you so sure? it is my fault and I can never fix it!"

Jaune started off softly,gradually building up to a yell,he could object to their comfort but felt too numb to escape it.

"It's because I've been burdened with a sense of self blame before,maybe not on the same level as you but it was terrible."

Blake said her grip tightening on Jaune making sure she let him have every ounce of pure affection that she could give.

"I can not pretend to know how it feels to put a blame for something on myself,but I don't want you to put blame on yourself."

Yang gave her own input,she was always too proud to blame herself for something but could not stand anyone self blaming.

"It is nice of you to try and cheer me up... but,I can't not blame myself,I messed up too badly,so just please leave me alone."

Jaune made it very clear that he wasn't leaving any room for argument,his tone of voice indicating as much.

"Alright,we can not force you to accept comfort from us but let us at least walk you to your room,you really need to rest."

Blake stated as a last ditch effort to at least show Jaune that they weren't giving up on him,at the very least he'd know that.

"At least if not for yourself do it for us,you wouldn't deny girls who care about you such a request would you?"

Yang did feel bad for playing on Jaune's sense of chivalry but if that's what it took to get through to him then so be it.

"I don't know why you are so persistant but...you are right,it's a man's duty to keep the ladies happy."

Jaune figured he could at least humor them,little did he know he'd just fallen for their gambit,hook,line and sinker.

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It was a short walk to the room Jaune used,Blake and Yang felt they had gotten nowhere despite their little victory.

The two girls had dropped the knight off finally and were now sitting in the temp dorm that they were assigned.

"Well that didn't go off too well,I did not think that he'd put up such a fight,we were grasping at straws."

Yang said releasing a big breath,she didn't think that he'd be like that,she pondered if she was like that with her arm.

"We kind of were,weren't we? I for one will keep trying,I'm sure you will too so let's try again tomorrow."

Blake said with a voice full of conviction,she was not the type of person to give up too easily.

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Later in night time Jaune slipped out of his temporary room and off the campus without even leaving a note.


I am sorry for the lack of quality near the end but I do hope that this first chapter doesn't dissapoint too much,stay tuned!