A lot of time has went by since the entire "Total Drama" franchise ended, and for the most part, everyone moved on. A lot of shows were getting introspective pieces, behind-the-scenes interviews, revivals, or outright reboots. The studio that owned "Total Drama" tested the grounds for a potential new season, but they all decided to decline it quickly, pretty sure that the show could not run in the same way in this current climate of the world. What the network instead decided was to provide introspective interviews with each cast members, covering how they started on their show, all of their appearances, stuff that happened behind the scenes, in between seasons, and after the show.

A well-groomed, tanned, muscular man was in a green-screen room is awaiting to be interviewed, searching through the phone to curb his boredom. The door finally opened for someone to come in, and he didn't even remove his sunglasses, or look at the person who entered, "Finally. I actually have things to do, deals to solidify, gigs to attend to. I am only here because I was told that I would get paid a lot by doing this. And I'm also annoyed that I have to do this on my own."

"Because Heather is her own person, with her own experience, and has been on two other seasons without you. I never would have predicted for you two to be as co-dependent as you are now," replied Josh, as he took his seat. He turned to the camera people, who were already set up, and then looked at Alejandro, who still had his sunglasses on, "Also, take off your sunglasses. We are not in the Caribbean, and it's lame to have sunglasses on inside."

Sunglasses were quickly removed, and it revealed Alejandro's irritable eyes, "Are you happy now?"

Josh gave him the sheepish grin, "Gladly. Now that you seem more compliant, let's get to it. So you were not a part of the original cast, and were brought in during the third season. What was the process that lead up to you being brought on the show? Were you a fan during the first two seasons?"

"Do I look great?" Alejandro asked the production team, while trying to groom himself as well as he could, only to receive a bunch of thumbs ups, and reassuring smiles. "Thanks. Well, I was a casual fan of the first two seasons, and watched it somewhat regularly. What drew my attention was the amount of attention they were all getting outside of the show more than anything, and all of the opportunities they were getting. At the time, I had an agent, who knew how much I liked the show, and the opportunities they were given, and were hoping to put me on a show like that. Chris was looking for new talent for the third season, which was kept under wraps, outside of a few agencies. My agent spoke to the network, Chris and Chef personally interviewed me, and I got the spot within 5 minutes. They said that I had to pretend like I was on some other show, but it was really a rouse to publicly announce "World Tour".

The former "Celebrity Manhunt" host took it in, and continued on, "That makes sense. During these meetups, did you meet Sierra?"

"Yes I did, and she was as annoying as she always was. I was shocked that she didn't spill the beans on her little blog."

Josh just shrugged his shoulders, "Alright. So tell me how you felt when you finally got the acceptance call, how you felt when you were a part of the TDA special, and how did you feel once "World Tour" finally got started?"

"Wow, that was so long ago. I was thrilled when I got the acceptance call, but when I showed up to the lot, when everything was becoming real, I had to play it cool. It was like, this is really real. I was elated when I had to get my paperwork and documents. The inner excitement soon turned towards cockiness when I saw the competitors on the plane, and they let their weaknesses become complacent and transparent almost INSTANTLY. If you were playing them like I was playing them, you would feel great too."

Josh gave somewhat of an approving sigh, "Alright, I am going to list some names for you to speak about. What you think of them, and your experiences with them. Bridgette."

Alejandro let out a large laugh from the mention of her name, "She is a joke. When I first went on the plane, I was being a gentleman to anyone, as I was new, and trying to assess the situation. She took that as me wanting to get with her, so she started aggressively flirting with me. This was before the first challenge even took place. I was trying to be a gentleman at first, but she just wouldn't let up. Bridgette told me and everyone about her issues with Geoff, and how he was sleeping with that Brady guy from the spinoff, as well as other women. I was kind of uncomfortable with it, and I told her that she needs to solve her issues with him. Like, DJ was right there, but she's venting about this to me? Instead Bridgette wanted to hook up. Like, she fingered herself in front of me, and was BEGGING me to take her right there. Other people started talking about it, and people started thinking that I was intentionally trying to ruin her relationship. Whatever potential strategic advantage I could have gotten from it was being outweighed with the negatives."

"Oh goodness, I never realized that things were that intimate and graphic," Josh muttered, in a less-than-pleased way.

He continued swiftly without even taking a break, "So after that, the Yukon stuff happens, and I am ready to move on after she is booted, and the season ends. A bit afterwards, I find out that Bridgette went to speak to my brother Jose, and like a jackass, he told her EVERYTHING. So when she did her press rounds, and exposed my family business, I blew up. Due to being in the hospital, I did not get a lot of chances to do press. So when I got my chance, I took it. I aired out stuff about her family, her relationship, and her being a fake vegan/fake natural. Things got bad, and cease-and-desists were sent. I haven't spoken a word to her since, and it was awkward on the boat during "Revenge", though her boyfriend was only getting started with me. She's a joke. She had one opportunity to make a name of herself on her own, and she blew it with her own actions, but blames me. Geoff made something of himself, and now she's known as Geoff's girlfriend."

Josh was speechless, and had to force himself to speak after a while, "Wow... That's a lot. So, Cody is next."

His hands started moving as a gesture to show that he was trying to think of the right words to say, "I feel like... Cody is what people would call "nice guy syndrome". Those people that think that they're entitled to anything and anyone because they act like a nice person, but it's never for genuine reasons. It would be one thing if he owned it, but he never did. He often did that to Gwen, and I do think that he manipulated Sierra at times, despite being creeped out by her. I saw through his antics right away. Because he's not talented, because he's not strong, because he's not smart, he has to act like a "nice person" to get what he wants, but is really lame.."

"I do remember you trampling over him at the red carpet. Was that why?" the former Celebrity Manhunt host asked, recalling Al's first interaction with the cast.

He just rolled his eyes, and shrugged, "Honestly, I just didn't see him, because he wasn't relevant. Despite us both making it to the end, I rarely spoke to him. There wasn't even anything to make fun of, or to entertain myself with regarding him, whether it was laughing at his extent, or actually having good conversation with him. I think it was in Paris, where he was just hiding from Sierra, and then was acting very weird, when he snuck in my confessional, and was just acting very loony. He did stuff like that all the time, and it was even worse when we were stuck together in First Class on his birthday, where he whined, begged, and ate candy like a freak. I regret taking him up there at that time, and I should have taken Heather, like my body and soul wanted me to. I don't like talking about him, and it's no shock why the other 3 Drama Brothers forgot about him, and why Sierra became a bigger name than he did."

Josh went to grab Courtney's picture, and handed it to Alejandro, "I always found your relationship with her to be interesting, since she was the only person who defended you at the finale, but then hated you more than most in "All-Stars". What happened? It really wasn't explained."

Alejandro's face became a lot more unreadable, once he got thinking about Courtney, "I have to say that out of every person I used, she is probably the one I regret the most. Throughout "World Tour" I didn't care much for her, but appreciated how competitive, smart, and ambitious she was. A part of me DID feel bad for her with the Duncan stuff, and while I think he wanted to maliciously hurt her, which I didn't care to do, I did see that she would be useful to me. She's a great competitor, but she was becoming more emotional than laser focused, which helped me. Looking back, I now realize that my using her was more emotional than strategic."

Confusion showed up on the host's face, "I'm shocked that you feel that way, and I'm even more shocked that you're admitting it. Why is, or why was this the case?"

"Even when Courtney was finally booted, I did not want her to go yet. Sure, some of it was because I wanted her to eliminate Duncan, but the biggest reason was that I wanted Heather to finally admit her feelings for me, and I knew that the more I spent time with Courtney, the closer we got, and the more angry Heather got. It's weird, because I didn't want to admit my feelings for Heather, but I wanted her to be puty in my hands, and it wasn't working. Courtney and I did have our moments of making out, as well as other things, and we did have a lot of intellectual conversations. We spoke about politics, our Latin heritage, our families, our dreams, all of that." Alejandro could feel his eyes become more red, as he got more emotional, so he tried to fight it off, "Dios, I can't believe I'm doing this. Anyways, when I was in the hospital, she was the ONLY one who visited me, which... meant and means A LOT to me. SOMEBODY on the cast actually cared, despite everything that happened. And then... things took a turn for the worst."

"What happened?"

He tried his best not to look at the cameras, "She saw the final few episodes, and then when we were forced to stay on the boat for "Revenge of the Island", she saw Heather and I in a MUY intimate position. We weren't even kissing, cuddling, speaking, or anything. We were just sitting there, close to one another. I guess to her, she realized that I would never love her, and that there would always be something there with Heather. We got into an argument during that time about me supposedly playing with her while she was going through the triangle. It all added up to her having a lot of vitriol towards me during "All-Stars", a year later. Courtney was more mad at ME than Duncan when we were filming that season, and it didn't make sense to me. During my final few challenges there, she really took it upon herself to haze me with the others, which was disappointing to say the least. Anything she could say to rile me up, she did, and she had the annoying Scott aiding her the entire time. Haven't spoken to her since."

"Interesting indeed", Josh noted, not knowing what to say. He handed the man in front of him a picture of DJ, "How would you explain your experiences with him?"

All Alejandro did for what seemed like forever was look at the picture with a neutral face, "DJ was pathetic through the entire season. When he was on his own, I tried to build him up to be an ally, since he is physically the strongest person in the cast, and we assumed that there would be a merge or his team being dissolved at some point. Once that didn't happen, I got rid of him, and I did laugh because he became such a paranoid freak."

"That wasn't very nice."

"It wasn't, but he just went on a downward spiral, and it was ALL his own doing. He was one of the few people who was skeptical of me, since the whole cast was talking about Bridgette and I, and I forgot how close he was to Geoff. I had to do a lot of kissing ass, and playing to ease his paranoia during his final 2 episodes, for his stupid curse. It wasn't until MUCH later when I realized that DJ has a much nastier side that he tries to hide, despite his weak mental strength."

Josh could not help when his eyes lit up, "Really? How? What happened for you to come to that conclusion?"

Alejandro continued telling in a dramatic manner, "I should have known about it though. DJ helped Duncan and Geoff bully Harold on "Island", and Tyler specifically told me that they would do that to him behind the scenes on "Island" as well. So we are on the boat during "Revenge", and a lot of people wanted answers, especially since this was the first time many of them saw me after the show. Geoff obviously wanted some answers, since it was the first time he got to see me, and I explained the law mess with Bridgette earlier. DJ tried to puff his chest at me, and started hurling insults at me. I am never one to hold back, so I told him about his mother being ashamed of him, and how I'm a homewrecker, despite the fact that he slept with BOTH Bridgette and Geoff. It got messy, it almost turned into a fight, and DUNCAN was the one who had to pull me away from them."

"Wow, I'm kind of shocked," Josh admitted, bewildered. "Speaking of Duncan, what was your experience like with him? He's the only male that you competed on two seasons with."

Laughter came from the young man when that name came up, "Duncan is very interesting, and so is our dynamic. I didn't really like him, and I knew he was the favorite of the producers, but unlike Owen, he owned it. It was clear that the producers were going to protect him, due to the love triangle drama, and being spared from being voted off. I think he knew that I was the "big character" of the season, and found that it would be best if we worked together, hence Tyler getting booted. Neither of us really trusted one another, and didn't like one another, but we actually got along fine. He was very fun to strategize with, and some of the stuff he came up with was even diabolical for my standards. Flirting with Courtney was HIS idea, and he threw an animal at Cody. We also spoke about the other contestants, which we shared a lot of similar opinions on, and he was a lot more fun to hang out with than Owen."

"So what happened?"

Alejandro continued, "Duncan specifically told Owen about my comments regarding Owen being the worst producer pet ever, and that we should stick together, since the producers would always give Owen higher priority. Duncan agreed with me on those sentiments, but he never told Owen that. Entering Sweden, I knew that Owen was increasingly distant, and I put one and one together. Him and I were going back and forth for that episode, and I knew that Duncan was planning to vote me off. Once the merge came, we both realized that we needed one another, so we became BFFs again, despite the lingering mistrust. Duncan ended up siding with me to vote off Owen, because he knew I was right, and it hindered their friendship as well. I also knew that he was bothered with Courtney and I's increasing relationship, despite him being with Gwen, so I was not shocked when he admitted to still having feelings for her in "All-Stars". My plan was to have Courtney eventually eliminate Duncan, hence why the three of us booted Blaineley, instead of me trying to get Courtney out. I think he somehow figured that out, but it was too late for him to do anything, and I got rid of him. He was bitter that he was outplayed, and production couldn't have his culo anymore."

Josh wanted to address a rumor that he heard, "So, there was talk around the time of "All-Stars" that you and him had a conversation to agree to not join that season if any other male from the original generation came on as well. is that true?"

The biggest grin showed Alejandro's pearly white teeth, "It is true. We both wanted extra money, since I still had some medical bills that needed to be paid, and he was a broke criminal who had legal fees. We knew that we were higher priorities to the network, and used that during negotiations to get more money. I mentioned earlier that he separated a fight between DJ, Geoff and I a year prior. When we went onto that season, the plan was to work together, since there would be 5 other "ROTI" males, and we didn't know what the women were doing either. He somehow found out about Courtney and I making out, and we got into a HUGE blowup due to it, within the first few days actually, so that alliance crashed and burned. We didn't really speak much at all, but whenever we did, we would just throw jabs at one another. It wasn't until this season where I realized how lame he is. He is obsessed with trying to be seen as bad and cool, when he is ANYTHING but. I did end up using it against him, and would tease him about how "good" he is, but even that got draining. Not shocked that Duncan ended up being a scrub, but he's far from being one of the people I disliked the most."

Josh had two pictures in his hand, and was unsure about one of them, "I was going to give you Ezekiel's picture, but I guess you two only shared an episode or two together, before he turned into a feral." He put his picture down, and handed the latin man another one, "We will move on from him, and get into Gwen. What do you think of her?"

He looked at the picture of the goth, and squinted his face, "Honestly, she was arguably the only woman that I had absolutely no want in trying to flirt with during the entirety of my first season. And she clearly felt the same way about me, since we NEVER interacted. From what I could remember, she really soured on me, for getting Bridgette and Leshawna out very early on, and she made it known from the sour faces she would give me, or saying hi to everyone but me."

Josh didn't believe that they never interacted during that season, "You had to have spoken to her at least once, even if it was behind the scenes."

Clearly pondering through old memories, something came up in Alejandro's thoughts, "There was ONE interaction... I think it was when we were stuck in Jamaica for a while. The cast was playing some sort of Truth or Dare game, and then she asked me why I had to ruin Bridgette and Leshawna's relationships in front of everyone. I responded saying that she should have given a fuck when they were there, instead of sucking Courtney off, and I called her overrated. After that point, no one saw me as the gentlemanly new guy anymore, and I had to be more aggressive."

"If I remember correctly, she started complimenting your looks a lot during "All-Stars", despite being immune to you on "World Tour" ", Josh commented, as Alejandro nodded in agreement. "What caused the sudden shift?"

Laughter emitted, "Everyone knew that her and Duncan were having relationship issues, and apparently they had not had sex in months at the time. She told me in private that she was mad that she was the only girl that I never flirted with on "World Tour", and that she would have slept with me for a one night stand had the opportunity presented itself. She claimed Heather was dumb for not sleeping with me once. Duncan overheard this somehow, and it caused him to be VERY bitter at me for the rest of the season, already adding onto what I mentioned earlier. Anyways, her and Duncan fake-made up for that moment, blaming me for getting involved in their relationship, and she refused to be a part of any alliance. After that, I was fine with being done with her, hence every time she tried to speak to me, or made fun of me, I simply ignored her. She became a lackey for Mike, Zoey, and Cameron, who I DID NOT like, and she told them some of the stuff that happened behind the scenes about Heather AND I as individuals, and as a couple, which I did not appreciate. She fueled the fire with how I was treated at the end, and I think she's even lamer than Duncan. My initial thoughts of her were proven by the end of my second season. She was also someone Heather and I put on blast during the season airing on social media, and it was deserved."

"How do you feel about Harold, then and now?"

An angry grunt came from his mouth, "For someone who I spent 2 challenges with, VERY early on in my first season, Harold's continuous anger at me... is beyond creepy. Everyone knew that he was insecure about his relationship with Leshawna, which I found watching the last season. He is still good friends with Justin, whom Leshawna flirted with in front of him throughout "Action". Why he's so angry with me, and never Justin is something I will NEVER understand. He wanted to do something honorable and to be seen as strong to impress her, and I did pump his head up. For someone who rigged the votes to stay on his first season, I thought he would have been impressed with my tactics. Suggesting him to quit would have made Leshawna more vulnerable, which I was correct with that assumption. I didn't have any issues with him, until what happened afterwards."

Josh's curiosity quickly rose, "What happened afterwards? I think I heard some of it, but not a whole lot of it, and it's interesting hearing it from someone like you?"

"I mentioned some of this when discussing Bridgette, but Harold apparently was one of the people behind the scenes who went to get dirt from my family, and tried to plant a lot of negative stories about me. He was not only doing this when the show as airing, but as it was filming during the Aftermaths. Stuff got back to me, and then when Justin and I got into our social media battles, Harold always got involved. When we were on the boat during "Revenge", I had enough. I asked if he had a man crush on me, since he was obsessed with me, and that I didn't have to resort to scamming camps to get all of the "skills" and "plaques" he had. He got mad, tried to throw water on my machine, and tried to fight me. Whenever I got into an argument with anyone else, he would try to jump me. Half of the time, I'm not even in my full robot suit. The final straw was when Leshawna and Heather were arguing, he tried to jump in with a sly comment, and I told him to stop being a bitch, and got in his face. We THEN fought, and that was the last time I ever had to deal with him. "All-Stars" happens, and he's CONSISTENTLY talking about me on social media, and apparently told Sam a lot of info about me before the season even started, since they were friends. I gave him a cease-and-desist, and that was that."

Confusion was all over Josh's face, "Wow, I was never expecting something so... deep." He had one picture, and then decided to put it in the back, "I was going to have you speak about your girlfriend, but I will save her for last." He had pictures of Izzy and Leshawna, but decided to focus on the latter, "We just spoke about Harold, so we might as well talk about Leshawna."

He pretended to throw up, before composing himself, "And this is how I know Harold is a punk. Leshawna was about to fall out of the plane, I saved her (something he failed to do), and were were flirting, but he did NOTHING. EVERYONE knew that they were having issues, and Tyler already told me that him and Leshawna had an affair while they were filming those shows. She was telling me that she needs a man who can step up, and take action. I was not lying when I told Harold that. He gets booted, and Bridgette gets booted, so she is in general very depressed, so she leant on me for support. I didn't tell her about the details with Bridgette and I, so she was still blind. Again, Leshawna practically threw herself at me, and wanted me to fuck her. She was so cocky and overconfident that she didn't see the forest in the trees, and let her hatred of Heather blind her, which I knew it would. She was also someone who was VERY bitter, went ON and ON and ON during the aftermaths, on social media, and during press interviews."

"Was she a part of the plot?"

"Somewhat, but she never took the lengths Harold and Bridgette did, though she was the link between the two of them. She just threatened to fight me, but I ignored her until we got on the boat. Leshawna wanted some answers that she for some reason felt entitled to, and I told her that the "Sisters"" song was lame, since she could not sing, dance, and was too fat. I offered to give her a diet plan, and I offered to give Harold some tips on not only how to gain muscle, but how to put it down in the bed. I exposed that I gave her... cunnilingus in front of Harold, and I also told her that it was the worst experience ever for me."

"When did you have the social media battle with her? I know that happened, but I don't remember when?" Josh questioned.

Alejandro quickly addressed it, "That was during "All-Stars". She was talking about Heather and I extensively, and I believe that it was the episode I fought my brother. She mentioned something about him being more attractive than me, I had an inferiority complex, and she said that his sentiments on Heather were correct. I definitely did unleash on her, and told her about herself, since that was the last straw. I mentioned that she was blackablled and fell off from "Total Drama" due to her ghetto antics on her final episode, her jealousy of Heather came off like a scorned ex-lover, and that she was a disgrace to the black community."

Josh felt unformattable, and squinted his face, while physically shivering and shrinking, "Don't you think that was too far? You can't accuse someone of being a disgrace to their race."

A large roll-eye followed, "Absolutely not. She has threatened Heather and I more than once, was fine with digging up my family business, and has mentioned to me beforehand that not only was I a gisgrace to my family, but I was a disgrace to the latin community. What I said was fair game."

The interviewer just shrugged his shoulders, clearly not agreeing with him, "So, what are your thoughts on Izzy?"

Alejandro truly went on a blank, and had to take a while to think about it, as he looked at the picture that was given to him, "Despite her being known to have a crazy personality, I shockingly have no thoughts on her. I just found her to be a little annoying as a teammate, but that was it. She did defend Owen whenever I criticized him, and I think he did her really dirty, but that's really it. She's neutral, and minds her business."

"Alright. What about Lindsay?"

He continued to go blank when he thought of Lindsay, kind of speaking to himself in an unsure manner, "I competed on two seasons with her, but didn't really interact with her much. She was booted early on both seasons. I know she went out of her way to flirt with me a few times, but even I have standards. She was just way too dumb for me to have any type of reasonable conversation, even to manipulate, or fake being interested in. That never went anywhere, and I was also trying to be a "friend" to Tyler. Hopefully she isn't as dumb nowadays."

Josh took Noah's picture, and wanted to handle things differently with him, "So, we personally have some behind the scenes stuff about you and Noah, that wasn't' explored on the show, and it goes back before "World Tour". Do you want to explain it, or should I?"

"While Noah was interning for Chris, he knew that Sierra and I were going to be a part of the show, due to Chris' conversations with the networks. Noah has this crush on Cody, and he knew that Sierra is obsessed with Cody. Noah hates Justin, and people like Justin, so he thought that I was a Justin clone. He hated me from the beginning, and tried to recommend to Chris not to cast Sierra and I. Chris told us both this right as the season started." He put on a nice smile, after inhaling/exhaling once, to continue, "Like the gentleman that I am, I put up a nice face, though I complained to the producers afterwards. He then started questioning and judging me on my strategy, and who I speak to, like Leshawna. Behind the scenes, I questioned why he was interning for Chris in the first place, if he's so above the show. I told him that I know he tried to block me from getting cast, and that he's a big famewhore, who is riding Owen's coattails, and wanted Izzy out of the picture."

He had to think about what he was told, and what happened to align with it, "Yeah, that makes sense. Noah was closer to Cody before "World Tour", and then started kissing up to "Owen" afterwards. He stopped hanging out with Izzy to be with Noah, and they spent all of their time together publicly afterwards."

Alejandro rolled his eyes from the obvious being stated, "DUH. For someone who claimed to not give a shit, he cared A LOT about how he was perceived. He always did his trash-talking and plotting behind the scenes, and never owned it. Tyler told me that in New Brunswick, Noah tried to reveal the personal information he knew about me, that he got from being Chris' assistant. When Izzy was booted, he was way too happy, and I called him out in front of the entire team. Words were exchanged, I revealed everything Noah said about Izzy and Tyler, him trying to get dirt on Sierra through Chris, and tried being a producer pet. It made him look very shady, and was the beginning of Noah's rep being tarnished amongst the group. I was worried about a tie-vote situation, but Duncan coming back greatly benefitted me."

Josh had an evil grin on his face, which worried Alejandro, "I have one more event to bring up. Emma from The Race, and Heather got into a..."

"I will NOT be discussing that"

"An altercation, along with you and Noah at an event representing Asian culture..."

"I already told you that I'm not discussing it."

"Because you tried to block their..."

"Drop It"

"Appearances, and they beat you..."

"NOW. I am NOT fucking with you on this. I WILL leave if you continue to push this."

The hostility was getting too much for the interviewer, and put his hands up as a sign for defeat, "Alright, alright. Let's move onto Owen. What was your experience with him?"

Gaging sounds became imminent, and the dramatic man made motions of a slit throat, and a gunshot to his head. After the antics were finished, he composed himself, with a disgusted face, "Owen represents everything that I hate about humanity and society. Gross, lazy, unfit, mentally deficient, willfully ignorant, smelly, gluttonous, childish, immature, and loud. I never got what everyone's obsession over him was, and watching the show, he never appealed to me. It was even WORSE when I had to compete with him. I could at least put on an act, or at worst, be slightly uninterested in a conversation with the others, but Owen ENRAGED and GROSSED ME OUT. He has NO sense of hygiene, went OUT OF HIS WAY to be grosser than the last time, was painfully lazy at every challenge, and had less intelligence than a toddler. He thought that because he was the first winner, and the producers saw him as a favorite, that he would get dragged along without doing ANYTHING. If the flirting with taken women thing didn't blow my cover, my RAGE at Owen surely did. I do not regret hitting him with a stroller, or steering his face into objects that would hurt him. I. DO. NOT"

Josh saw him heaving frantically, and eyes getting wider and redder, which was concerning, "You know you sound sociopathic, right?"

"NO. They never showed this, but I politely asked him to not call me "Al", as I did not like the nickname. You wanna know what he told me? YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? WHOEVER CALLED YOU THAT WAS BEING LIGHT-HEARTED. YOUR TRAUMA DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. I asked him to BRUSH HIS FUCKING TEETH, and to SHOWER before talking to me, and he told me that I WAS TOO STUCK UP, and that REAL MEN GET DIRTY. The FAT FUCK then decided to say that Justin was cool with it. Also, because Justin let Owen suck him off, Owen tried to PHYSICALLY FORCE HIMSELF ON ME. So you can SHUT THE FUCK UP about me hating him, and ALL OF YOU SICK FUCKS CONTINUE TO PROTECT THAT COMBUSTIBLE FOSIL PUTA. This happened RIGHT BEFORE the Amazon. So NOT ONLY was I assaulted, but he PUNCHES ME OUT OF NOWHERE."

"You really need to calm down."

He slammed his hands against the table, and got up, "NO, and it's ABOUT TIME he got exposed. I wanted to leave him behind, but the producers were like "YOU HAVE TO FETCH FOR HIM". And then I had to hear about him and Noah rambling ON AND ON about the brand that they're about to build, their stupid jokes, their stupid conversations, and the producers ignored ALL of my complaints about him. You're SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOUR CAST. Eliminating him was the most pleasing scheme I've ever did, and trying to please him to vote off Duncan was my worst. Every time I was around him after that season, I avoided him, because I knew I would fuck him up. He tried poking and poking while we were on the boat, and I was SO GLAD that I blocked him from "All-Stars", and he saw me at the premiere. He wanted to fight, so we fought, and I beat his fat ass up. It was a long-time coming."

Josh was very uncomfortable, and wanted to move on, "So, what is your opinion on Sierra. We've discussed earlier that you both knew that the other was going to be on the season, before anyone else."

"You are correct. Sierra's very smart, so she knew that they weren't bringing some random man to be nice. She knew that I came to play, and that I was going to do anything to make a mark. Sierra was also brought in because she's a good castaway, character, and is very skilled. It makes sense for the two of us to stick together, since if they booted one of us, it would be easy to boot the other. This was why I was glad she was on my team, and was annoyed that she was switched out of my team. Also, she's the best competitor compared to the rest of my team, so I was pissed. Either way, we made an agreement to stay out of one another's way for most of the season, and she followed it. Heather saw Sierra as useful for the same reasons why I did, and I wanted to destroy their alliance, by getting Sierra to bother Chris, and to annoy Heather. It worked."

"What about All-Stars".

Alejandro just shrugged, "We didn't speak. She got really annoyed at me for "getting in between her and Cody" throughout the later stages of "World Tour", and I generally thought she was getting crazier and crazier, so I distanced myself from her. Before "All-Stars", I reached her to her to form a pre-game alliance. She cursed me out, I cursed her out, and then we ended up agreeing to it. Sierra got EVEN MORE weird on the season, and we were on opposite tribes, so we just had no communication. When it came to vote someone from the other team, I did not want her to go. I wanted Mike or Zoey to go, but the others were never going for that, and me arguing to boot Duncan just made them want to keep him. Sierra was also too loose of a canon, and needed to go home for her sanity, so I was fine with her going. I've done some interviews for her since, and she has given me some useful information. We aren't friends, or even like one another, but there's a mutual relationship there."

He saw the picture of Tyler that was handed to him, and there was less tension on his face, "So you want me to talk about Tyler... I think he thought I was flirting with him initially, hence his hesitation towards me at first. It was very weird. Lindsay was throwing herself at me, and I made some nice conversation with her. I was thinking about potentially using her as a pawn, but she was too stupid for me. She also called me Justin at some point, so Tyler knew that I was no threat to... their situation ship. Anyways, he irritated me the least out of my teammates, and he would often talk to me about sports, bodybuilding, and fashion, so there was some comradery. For every time that we somewhat got along, he did something to annoy me. Like, he spat at me by accident because Noah insulted him at one point, and his overall clumsiness was too much. I literally had to talk to him like I was his father, or a teacher. Some sort of authority figure, just to make sure that he made it through the day as a functioning human."

Josh felt his pain, and sighed in relating to it, "I know how you feel. I had to do that every day working with Mildred. From teaching her how to tuck in her gutter belly, how to memorize lines, and how to not be a complete idiot."

"That's... nice. Anyways, I accidentally told him about my liking for Heather, which kind of forced me to be nicer to him. It ended up turning into a good thing, since he felt comfortable telling me about his and Lindsay's relationship, and we bonded over it. When she was gone, I did feel bad for him, and cheered him up, though there were strategic benefits. In the Newfoundland challenge, I was generally happy when we won the challenge, and he got over his sadness. At this point, I actually was warming up to him. I told him about the Irene fish strategy, told him to trust his instincts during Jamaica, and I did spent a lot of time with him. I even told him about my brother, and I did so to ease his own insecurities, and that he could become better, just like I did. Anyways, Tyler is a horrible liar, and always gets nervous when something's bothering him. It was clear that he had a secret, and I wanted to know what it was. Duncan and Gwen kissing created a domino effect that not even I realized at the time."

"It's arguably the most controversial, and most remembered event of the entire franchise."

Josh's commentary was angering me, "Can you not interrupt me? Anyways, I had to figure out the pros and cons. I was trying to get Duncan thrown off his game, and I wanted Tyler's assistance, so I was hoping that he would flirt with Courtney. I didn't think it would be a big deal, since Lindsay has flirted with everyone when they were in a relationship, during and after the show. Tyler was becoming harder to deal with. He did not want to flirt with Courtney, he kept on looking for Owen when I told him to forget about it, he continued to get more and more paranoid, and it was a hassle to deal with. I already knew that producers were protecting Duncan, and Duncan himself is a MUCH better competitor than Tyler. So I ditched my plans to boot Duncan, and booted Tyler instead. It was a game, and he was still loyal to me, even in the finale where everyone else wanted me to lose." He felt himself get emotional, and tried to fight it off, "When... when I was in the hospital, he was one of the only two who checked on me. I already mentioned Courtney, but he was the other one. He sent me a few texts, emails, and DMs wishing me well, since he knows how it feels to go through so many injuries. I... I really appreciated it. On the boat, he was one of the few people who genuinely checked on me when everyone was trying to fight me. He's not a bad person, though we haven't really kept in touch like that afterwards."

Josh was shocked with how... soft Alejandro became, and didn't know how to address it, "Wow... I was not expecting that. Unless you have something to say about Blaineley, or Ezekiel, we are going to move on." He was silent, and trying to wipe off potential tears, indicating that he did not care to discuss two people he had no interaction with. "I think now is a good time for a break. We both can use it."

to be continued...