A/N: I do not own Gintama or any of its characters. Also this is my very first story and I'm gonna apologize in advance if there are any grammar mistakes. Please enjoy :D

So... this fanfic takes place between the Courtesans of A Nation Arc and the Shogun Assasination Arc.


It was past sunrise and the alarm started to ring to wake up a particular silver-permed man, who still refused to wake up.

TRIIINNNGGG

"Ugh, just 5 more minutes." He said, while covering his whole body with his futon.

TR III NNNN GGGGGG

"AAAAHHHH! Shut up! I've been up for ages already!" Gintoki screamed in frustration and threw the alarm clock to the wall, resulting in a loud bang sound.

I haven't gotten a wink of sleep.

Gintoki lied back down onto his futon to get some sleep again. As if on cue, the shoji door in his room slowly slid open by none other than Shimura Shinpachi. He had just arrived at Odd Jobs Gin-Chan and came to wake up its residents. "Gin-san, wake up. It's already morning y'know." Said Shinpachi.

Gintoki just stared at him with a drowsy looking expression. "Patsuan, why do we need to wake up early in the morning?" Gintoki asked him. "Any human being needs enough sleep, so if you get it then go away. Megane Shine Konoyaro."

"Oiii! I can hear and understand those words!" Shinpachi yelled at Gintoki before sighing at the sight of his pathetic boss. "I'm gonna wake up Kagura-chan, so by the time I get back, you better be away from that futon of yours."

Shinpachi then slammed the shoji door shut, out of frustration.

Gintoki could only scratch his head and rise up from his futon. He then exited from his room just to be greeted by a large white-furred dog.

"Oh, Sadaharu. Good morning."

BITE*

Suddenly, everything went dark all of the sudden. Gintoki instinctively knew that his head was inside Sadaharu's mouth.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"


It was already past eight o' clock and the members of Odd Jobs already had a lively morning. Kagura was busy petting the mascot of the series, Sadaharu.

"Good morning Sadaharu." she greeted Sadaharu with a happy smile.

"Awrff!"

While Kagura and Sadaharu are having their own time together, Shinpachi was busy wrapping bandages on Gintoki's head.

"Damn dog, early in the morning, I'm already having a bad day." Gintoki complained.

"There, there, Gin-san. There's no need to be so mad at Sadaharu." Shinpachi tried to calm him down.

"That's right, Gin-chan. Sadaharu didn't do that on purpose. It's just his way to show affection." Kagura defends Sadaharu's action.

"Awrff!" Sadaharu barks as it shows its agreement to Kagura's statement.

"Affection, My Ass?! I can sense malice every single time it bites me."

"Gin-san, if there was truly malice behind those bites, you won't be here in this world anymore. Don't you think so?" Shinpachi making a valid point.

"Yeah that's right! Sadaharu is innocent! Only losers blame their pets if their pets misbehave." The young Yato started to nag at Gintoki.

Gintoki paused for a moment before saying something, "Alright, alright, maybe you're right." He began to admit his mistake. "Maybe I am being too hars-". Before Gintoki finished his remarks. He spotted Sadaharu's face, smirking as if provoking him. That damn dog?! I take it all back. That dog is a hellspawn if I ever seen one! As he did so, veins popped on his forehead.

"Um... Gin-san? I can see the veins on your forehead." said Shinpachi. Instantly, he knew that a fight might break out if he didn't do something. "Oh!" gasped Shinpachi. "Gin-san, I almost forget to give you this."

"Huh, What is it?"

"Before I arrived, I met a postman in front of the shop saying that this letter is for you." He told him while handing out the letter to Gintoki.

"A letter for me?" He took the letter and tore it open. Initially, he didn't know what to expect. However, it might just be a job request for them. "Let me see that too." Kagura decided to chime in. The three of them began to read the content of the letter that they received.

Dear Gin-san

Please meet me at my mom's shop as soon as you read this letter. I have a favor to ask.

P.S. Help me Gin-san! I'm begging you!

Yours sincerely,

Seita

The trio went silent for a moment after they finished reading the letter. Turns out it wasn't a job offer but instead... a cry for help? They can't help but wonder why Seita wrote this kind of letter. "I wonder why Seita personally asked Gin-san to help him." asked Shinpachi.

"Then are you gonna go to Yoshiwara Gin-chan?" Kagura questioned Gintoki.

"Who knows? Honestly it sounds like a pain." Nevertheless, Gintoki still gave it some thoughts. "Tch, here I thought it was a job." He clicked his tongue, the letter almost got his hopes up. He then turned the questions back to his employee. "What about you guys? You're in?"

"I'm sorry Gin-chan. But I already have plans for today. I'm gonna spend time playing with Soyo-chan." Kagura told him cheerfully.

"I'm afraid I have plans too, Gin-san. Today is Otsuu-chan's 3th Anniversary since her debut. Naturally, there will be a concert held today." He said excitedly. "As the leader of Terakado Tsuu's fanclub, I cannot miss the concert."

After hearing that both of them would be busy for the entire day. Gintoki could only sigh as he was too lazy to make his way to Yoshiwara.

"Gin-san/chan... you'll go right?" Shinpachi and Kagura both asked him at the same time.

After giving it some thoughts, Gintoki finally replied. "Nah... I'll pass."

"Eh!? Why?" Both of them gasped in unison.

"I mean... It's a pain y'know. Going all the way to Yoshiwara and not even knowing if I got paid or not. Even I have better things to do." He made up some excuses while picking his nose. Kagura and Shinpachi just gave Gintoki a blank stare.

"Oi! Why are you guys making the 'I can't believe that I'm actually working with this guy' look!" Said Gintoki.

Shinpachi decided to speak up "Gin-san... when you refuse a favor from a kid-". Kagura continued Shinpachi's remark. "That's very low of you."

"Oiii! Stop looking at me like you're looking at me as if you're looking at some kind of scum. I'm begging you. I'll give 300 yen." Gintoki said, his hands clasped together pleading them to stop. He couldn't handle having his employee looking down on him.

Right then, a knock came from the front door. Gintoki saw the opportunity and began to pray. Save me from this terrible situation. Great saviour, come to my recue.

"Um, Gintoki-sama. I'm here to collect the rent. Otose-sama ordered me to collect the rent for this month no matter what today." Tama, the housemaid robot, announced her motive of being here.

Internally, Gintoki could feel his hope shattering like a glass window.That's no messiah?! It's a rent terminator!

Before he could even react, Tama broke down the door with a kick and forced her way in. "Gintoki-sama, surrender yourself. Otose-sama told me that if you don't have the money. You can just pay back with your organs." Tama said that with a straight face.

KUSO BABAA! Here I thought I could have some room to breath. Gintoki cleared his throat, indicating that he wanted to talk. "C-calm down Tama, surely you don't have to do this." Gintoki tried to negotiate his way out with her.

"Forgive me, Gintoki-sama, I'm afraid this is the only way." Tama started to tighten her grip on her broom and proceeded to spit fire from her broom.

"OIII! WHY AM I GETTING TANGLED UP WITH THIS!" Shinpachi screamed in panic as he watched the living room slowly swallowed up in flames. Kagura instantly jumps on top of Sadaharu. "Sadaharu! Quick get us out of here!"

"Awrff."

Sadaharu quickly bite Shinpachi's clothes and dragged him out of the burning room. Meanwhile, Gintoki made his escape by jumping through the window. When he made his landing, he quickly ran off at high speed.


Author: Hello everyone! Well, I guess that is the first chapter of the story. Hurray me!

Gintoki: Hurray my ass.

Author: Eh?

Gintoki: What? You think you're gonna write this half-baked story and praise yourself. You better be kidding me. Let me also guess, you don't have a follow up story after this.

Author: I-

Gintoki: You can't even even deny it. And I wanna add something else. This entire segment is a ripoff, am I right.

Author: ...Well about that... there were multiple authors who did the same segment from wattpad to .

Gintoki: Oh? So it's fine to steal it then.

Author: Shut up already! Mailrebel, the author of Silver Moon is the one who 'stole' it first. I'm just following his footsteps as a newbie author. (Btw guys please check out his story. It is amazing.)

Gintoki: Oii! Your way of following his footsteps is totally wrong! Hell, you pretty much stole this entire gag from other authors!

Author: Okayy! We'll stop here Gintoki-kun. Ahem, I'm still a new writer so please forgive me for any kind of mistakes that I made.