DE SCARY KEYBOARD: and the Sorcerer's Stone: DE CREEPY SPAGHETTI

What a mouth full… Right?

Anyways if you are reading this then you are going to read a very VERY VERY SCARYStory!111!1!1 ANYWAYS, while I was taking a pee, from the pee jar. I heard some spooky stuff down stairs, I sounded like Mario exploding from 2 number 9's!111! I wiggled in fear, so I went to the bassment to see what it was because in horror movies that's what the main characters do. Once I got down there I saw that JIMMY BOI WAS GETTING EATEN BY DE SPOOKY KEYBOARD!1!1!1 I yelled just like the flintstone did when elmo came and ate his soul. I cried of the sand of sadness ;-; .

I said," oH jImmY b0I R U oK?1" "yeah I'm doing fine, you know what I'm doing better than ever!," said jImMy b0I "OF COURSE I'M NOT OK!1!11" "0h n0," I quickly said "I will save U M8" but then the SCARWY KEYBOARD ATE jImmY b0I!11!1111!111 I was sad, I got angry at DE JKJ SCARRRRY jJKhKJLHJKHlkjhJk KEYBOARD ahhhhhhh! So I ran upstairs and grabbed a hammer, then I ran back downstairs and SLAPPED DE SCARRRRRRRRRRRY KEYYYYYYYBOAAAAAARD IN THE FACE! IT SAID, "REEEEEEEEEEEEE!11!11" I got scared so I ran upstairs again!1! But this time I brought my BAZUKA (which was loaded) and I aimed it at the GHGGHJGJHGHGKHGH KEYBARD! Then I shot! DE HGJKHGJHGHGKJHGHJGHJGKHJGHGKHJG KEBARD WENT BOOM BOOM and so did my house. I went flying and then I landed in HOGTHEWORTS! I saw a red stone. I grabbed it and SMASHED IT then some random guy died because I smashed the stone!

After that I went flying back home, when I got there I remember that I exploded my house… BUT THEN SPOOKY SKELETON CAME AND STOMPED ON jImmY's happy soul because I made him a happy ghost zombie! BUT N0W HE'S UNHAPPY SOUL!1111111!1111!

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