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Silly Stuff With Martin Kratt!

Q. Why did the cheetah cross the road?

A. To get the tasty gazelle it was chasing!

Q. What happens when you tell a wolf a joke?

A. They'll all be howling with laughter!

Q. Why was the crustacean avoided?

A. Because he was being crabby.

Q. How do you stop a charging rhino?

A You take his credit card, of course!

Q. Why couldn't the wild pony speak?

A Because she was horse from a sore throat!

Q. If a hybrid existed between a hummingbird and giraffe, what would it eat?

A. Neck-tar! (get it? instead of nectar?)

Q. Why wouldn't our car drive?

A. Because it was tired.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Are you an owl?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl be done with the owl puns now.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hi.

Hi who?

Hi-ena! (get it? instead of hyena?)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Toad.

Toad who?

Who toad my truck away?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Otter.

Otter who?

You otter know who I am by now!

So, today I was telling my dolphin friend this joke about fish…

Let's just say she didn't find it very finny.

Last week a shark swam up to me and asked for braces, and I asked him why.

He said, "When I smile at other fish, they act all terrified and swim off. I must have a really ugly smile."

One day a bee flew into a barber shop and asked for a hair cut. The barber said, "How do you want it?"

The bee replied, "I'd like a buzz cut, please."

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Silly Stuff With Martin Kratt!