Wow it's been a very long time. I cringe now reading back over my work, not that it's gotten much better.

"What are you doing!"

"Nothing?"

"No not you. I'm talking to the douche who locked me in this closet."

"Um, okay?"

"Wait what the heck are you doing in this closet? Who are you?"

"My name is Mustardseed, my brother locked me in here."

"Oh Puck, yeah I think he locked me in here as well, my name is Daphne."

"Nice to meet you."

"Not to alarm you but that's not my hand you're trying to shake."

"Oh! I'm so sorry!"

"Hahaha, that's okay just like maybe be more car- HEY!"

"OWww!"

"What was that?"

"Sorry I think, I must have knocked something over."

"Mustardseed, I can't move, I'm stuck. I don't like being stuck."

"Here don't freak out just breathe... in out ... in out -"

"NOT HELPING!"

"Look I'm going to try get this thing off of you ... Ready Daphne?"

"In out ... In out."

"I'll take that as yes then."

"Three, two, one. Grrughhh."

"Hey, Mustardseed."

"Yeah?"

"As much as I appreciate the effort I didn't mean for you to just swap places with the box."

"I blame Puck."

"Well so do I but can you please get OFF of me?"

"Well .. you see ... hmmm this is awkward. Well - when I tried, with my massive muscular arms, to move the box I got stuck under it, and I don't want to move in case I knock it back onto you."

"Well that is awkward."

"hmmm."

"hmmm."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Hey Daphne?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I try and shift so that my face isn't in your hair? Not that I don't like your hair. Well I mean I don't know what it looks like but it smells really nice and I'm sure it's beautiful and not at all hideous and it seems to be quite long and it's also in my eyes."

"Yes."

"Yes, what?"

"Yes, you can try and shift."

"Oh, that's right."

"Hmm."

"I'll try and sit up."

"This is highly inappropriate."

"Why don't you try shuffle out from under me?"

"Okay, try hold the box up -"

"HEY!"

"Well this is awkward, maybe if you weren't sitting on top of me!"

"No, it's okay, look we've sorted it out now ... Are you comfortable over there?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"So what brings you to this party Daphne?"

"It's for my sister she's about to leave to go to college. "

"Oh, your Sabrina's sister?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh nothing, Puck just has talked about you a bit."

"That's funny he doesn't really talk about you."

"Yeah, well I'm not usually a very interesting person."

"That's not what most people locked in a laundry cupboard would say. "

"Well I'm not most people locked in a laundry cupboard."

"Ahahaha a man of mystery."

"Hardly. Why are you in here then Daph? Can I call you Daph?"

"Ahh-yes- Ahh if you want to."

"So, why did my esteemed brother take it upon himself to lock us in here?"

"Oh, yes ... sorry can you just please stop doing that with your foot."

"Oh I AM SO SORRY!"

"Ahahahaha!"

"Hey! It was an accident!"

"Ahahhahahahaha! Sure it was."

"Did someone just knock on the door?"

"Hey guys, Sabrina told me I had to let you back ou- AHHHH what are you doing?"

"Honey, I don't think they want to be let out!"

"That's not true, sorry Mustardseed ... lemme just-"

'Owww."

"Sorry."

"You should kiss it better."

"SHUT UP PUCK!"

"Do you want some punch Daph? Go away bro, don't ever lock me in a closet again."

"Won't have to Mustardseed Ahahaha."

"Oi! Don't wink at him Puck Goodfellow! But yes, I would love some punch."

"Fantastic! If it had to pick someone to be locked in a cupboard with I'd pick you again."

"Thanks, now how about that punch? Good thing there's no line."

XD- Wanted to just do a purely dialogue story haven't proof read it at all - so sorry if it's rough round the edges.

God Bless.