Chapter 1 - Play

Sheriff woody laid on andys bed. he was wearing an iconic wife beating vest and holding his plastic gun.

woody climbed down to the floor and sat with his legs crossed and waited just how andy left him. andy had went to eat cake and piss. that would be among his last mistakes. Woodys real fake ears watched the sound of the door open and his nose listened to the smell of unwashed piss hands. Andy reached and picked woody up and made him do stupid dumb baby kid stuff like have tea parties and smack bo peep. Andys retard attention span made it so that he could not stay for long so he ran away like a rapist clown from a party to find more prey which for him is doing stuff. He is really stupid and probably gay and definately not popular.

Buzz light year came out of his underwear drawer not because he is a freak but because he knows Andy will never look in there, he has been running around in shit stained underwear for 7 months.

"That little loser. i wood nock his teeth out." Buzz said walking to woodey but speaking about Andy.

"Me and you both pal. Shame the others dont see it like we do. if only they could see how much of a massive faggot Andy is." Woodey said clenching his fist and ass so he wouldnt shit wool out of rage.

"We can convince them. just tell them he is a gay(the bad gay not the sex) loser and then they will say ohh that explains it all." Buzz said

"You are smart buzz but you must be kidding your selve if you think that that will be it." Woodey

"I guess woodey, they arent redy to see they'er god killed. at least not without a replacement. we can leed them. take over." Buzz said like a jeenius.

Woody tipped his hat and started walking then said with his back to buzz

"I am going to my house" and walked away a few meters until he was home. his house had books as walls because Andy would never touch them.

he walked to the sponge(Andy hates all hygenie products) couch and sat down and got some bear drink.

"Hi woodey" bimBo peenis (HAHA) said. that is not her name it was funy and woodey made up funy names for people like he would call buzz ballz and bullseye ballsguy. it brought him joy in his bleak life.

Woody had put the beer drink down but it was not empty. Bo Peep bent down to pick it up. the nice view of her plastic ass didnt make up for what she had done.

"Dont touch it!" He said as he flying uppercuted her.

"Why! Why woodey!" "BECAUSE HE MADE ME THIS!". wow. such raw emoshon shocked Bo(ner) (Pee)p Bop nerpee. Woodey has his fun. but realy Bow Peep was shocked. she sat on that sponge and was ready to listen with her all of her attention.

"Dont you see what andy is! He is a drooling stinky freak!" Woodey yelled.

"If HE didnt make me hit you i wouldnt have becomed this monster!" Woodey yelled.

"Woodey i am sorry. you are right. i will be with you and forget about him because i see it now." Bow Peep said

Woodey turned away from her and groped his hat rim.

"Will you help me get rid of him?"

Bow peep got up and went to woody and hugged him and also said she will.

"Then it is begin..." Woodey whispered.