I should be continuing on Shape of the Shifters yet here I am, writing chicken stuff. -_- Classic me.

SOOOOO I wrote this last year after watching a FNAF Try not to laugh video and decided "Hey! What if I write a weird story about the Ninja replacing this that no on will ever read?" And so, there I was, little ol' me writing this as my siblings looked at me like: Why are we related?

I may have changed some of the lines and stuff to fit the characters. (Really, I had no idea what I was writing)

I don't own Ninjago or any of the original lines I changed and wrote down here a year ago. Everything belongs to their owners.

(Edit: I thank Night Ninja giving me a hint about the owner of the ASDF Movies, TomSka)


Rise of the Serpentine

Misako: Lloyd, take the dog.

Lloyd: Yes, Mother. *shoots Ultra Dragon*

Misako: For a walk, Lloyd.


Way of the Ninja

Jay: Hey, Kai! Did you know carrots are good for your eyes?!

Kai: *legitimately sticks carrots in eyes* u lied 2 me.


Way of the Ninja

Sensei Wu: Welcome to stand up school.

Jay: *FLOP*

Sensei Wu: *sadly* And you failed...


Rebooted

Zane: *walking down the streets, singing and waving arms around* It's a lovely day to walk down the road, if I ever stop singing I will explode!

Lloyd: Hey, Zane!

Zane: wut hav u dun *explodes*

Lloyd: ._.'

Secrets of Forbidden Spinjitzu

Nya: Oh, look! A puppy!

Jay: Careful, honey: he has a knife.

Puppy: *actual Zane in a cloak* What? No I don't...


Legacy of the Green Ninja - while moving into the apartment

Kai: *pushes large, heavy box* Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

Kai: *dials Cole's number on phone* Hello?

Cole: Hey, what's up?

Kai: I need your help, can you come?

Cole: I-I can't, I'm buying cake.

Kai: Alright, well, hurry up and get over here.

Cole: I-I can't, there's only soup. *pulls up can of Zane's Healthy Soup*

Kai: *slowly and deadly* …What do you mean there's only soup…..?

Cole: It means there's only soup….

Kai: Well, then, get out of the soup aisle! *bangs box and crushes Nya unto the wall*

Cole: *winces* Okay, okay, you don't have to shout at me!

Cole: *sees a cake box*

Cole: *stares as eyes grow big*

Cake Box: *opens up—more Zane's Healthy Soup*

Cole: Ugh, there's more soup.

Kai: What do you mean there more soup?

Cole: There's more soup!

Kai: Go to the next aisle!

Cole: There's still soup!

Kai: Where are you at?!

Cole: I-I'm at soup…

Kai: What do you mean 'you're at soup?!

Cole: It means I'm at SOUP!

Kai: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Cole: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Kai: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CAKE AT THE SOUP STORE?!

AND THEN THERE'S A HUGE EXPLOSION THAT ZA-


Legacy of the Green Ninja - Child's Play

Cole: I like singing.

Jay: I like dancing.

Zane: I like trains. *train rides over*


Rebooted - on a teacher's meeting...

Zane: Cole, do you have anything to drink?

Cole: Yeah, in the fridge.

Kai: Hey, Zane, can you pour me a glass of milk?

Zane: *opens the fridge* Well, we do not have any MI~ILK, but we have milk! *pulls out Zane's Vitamin D Milk*

Cole: *glances at Kai* That's what he just said.

Zane: No, Kai said MALK like as if it were some kind of disease or sickness.

Cole: *chuckles* How do you say it?

Zane: *closes the fridge* I say it how everyone else should say it. Milk! M. I. L. K.

Cole: Ya like two percent!

Kai: Whole milk.

Zane: No, no, no, say milkshake.

Kai: …Milkshake.

Zane: Now say milk.

Kai: …..Malk!

Zane: (): Cole, are you hearing this?

Cole: Yeah, Kai wants a glass of mulk.

Zane: MULK?!

Cole: *Bangs the table* Give him the mulk Zane!

Sensei Wu: *peaks head by the door* Cole, use your inside voice.

Cole: Sorry, Sensei….

Sensei Wu: *nods, and goes*

Kai: Zane, just… pour me…. A glass….. of malk! *slams the table*

Zane: Why are you shouting at me?

Cole: Zane, just pour Kai the glass of mulk!

Zane: You guys are not even saying it right!

Kai: We're all saying MALK!

Zane: YOU'RE saying MALK!

Kai: AAAAAHAHHHHHH!

Cole: DAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGHH!

Zane: *winces*

Cole: MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kai: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! *points sword on forehead*

Cole: *pulls up scythe and points it at Kai* Don't do it, Kai! Don't do it!

Kai: Wait, you're going to strike me if I strike myself?

Cole: …?... *points syce at Zane*

Zane: *eyes go white* O_O'

Cole: Don't do it, Kai! Don't do it!

*present*

Kai: *on the phone* And so we all pulled the trigger—


A couple of years after Dr. Julien built Zane...

Zane: *wearing a cap backwards and golden chain singing with auto-tune* oOOooo baby, I love you baby-

Maya: *holding baby Nya* STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!

Baby Nya: But Mommy, I love hi-


Hunted

Kid Wu: Dad, I'm hungry.

Cole: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad!

Kid Wu/Hungry: Why did you name me this way?


Skybound

Nya: *lying on the grass with Jay* It's so beautiful our here.

Jay: I know- it's just you, me and the moon.

The moon (which is actually just Zane's face): HEY! YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS!


Possession

Zane: *walks to Lloyd's side holding a banana* Hey, wanna a banan-AH AH AHHHH *face falls off showing exoskeleton*

Lloyd: *screams and runs*

Ghost Cole: Who wants haunted cake?!


March of the Oni

Kai: Don't jump, Lloyd!

Jay: You have so much to live for!

Zane: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! *FLOP*

Everyone: *FLOP*

Lloyd: *falls and FLOP*


Rise of the Serpentine

Kid Lloyd: *rings doorbell and runs*

Sensei Wu: YOU DARN KID GET OFF ME PROPERTY!


Skybound

Echo: *about to eat sandwich*

Zane: *comes running and starts punching sandwich*

Echo: Hey, wait- what are you doing?!

Zane: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SANDWICH!

Echo: NOOO-


Somewhere in the future...

Zane: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing... homework.

Nya: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!


Hunted

Cole: Now, son, don't touch that cactus.

Kid Wu: *somehow magically sticks unto cactus*

Cole: Ur ded 2 me.


Possession

Titanium Zane: I-I can't wait to eat this doughnut! *holds sandwich*

Ronin: Sure ya can!

Titanium Zane: Y-Yeah, you're right, :(


Somewhere in the future...

Jay: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

Nya: *burning everything* BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!


Rise of the Serpentine

Nya: Who wants cookies?

Kai, Cole, Jay and Lloyd: ME ME ME ME!

Zane: I like trains. *train rides over*


Hunted

Kai: Hey, are you hungry?

Zane: No, I'm crazy!

Sandwich: *falls off the cactus*


Skybound

Echo: Hey, Zane! PLAYTHATTHINGWHEREYOUFALLOFFTHESTAIRS!

Zane: SURE THING BROTHER! *rolls down and lands of piano*

Echo: I love it!


Hands of Time/Sons of Garmadon

Cole: *stares at a cake* Mmmhhh! *cuts with knife*

Cake: AARGH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? ARGH!

Cole: AAAHH WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Cake: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!

Cake's Kids: Daddy!

Cake: ARGH! Tell my kids I love them! *falls off the table*

Cole: NOO!

Cake's Kids: NOOO-

And that is why Cole gave up on cake.


Rebooted

Kai: The Science Show!

Zane: PIANO!

Piano: *falls on Zane*

Zane: Who even thot of this?!


Possession

Jay: Hey, wanna go to a party tonight?

Cole: Aww, I'd love to, but I'm a ghost.

Jay: But you're not dead-

Cole: *shoots himself and is now a ghost* Bye, Jason!


Skybound

Nya: Oh, look! A butterfly! *grabs butterfly*

Jay: Nya, no!

Nya: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *flies away with butterfly*

Butterfly (Nadakhan): She's mine now, Jay!


Prime Empire

PIXAL the chair: How do you like my new shoes, Zane?

Zane: *drinking coffee and reading newspaper* You are a chair, darling.

PIXAL the chair: I CAN DREAM TOO, ZANE!


Long before time had a name...

Dr. Julien: What are you up to son?

Zane: I like trains.

Dr. Julien: *chuckles* Yes, you do, son- yes you do.


Rebooted

Cole: They told me I couldn't teach a nindroid to drive!

Zane: *drives crazily* HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

Cole: No, nindroid! No!

Zane: *drives over cliff that appeared from nowhere*


Prime Empire

Cole: *punches Jay on the face*

Jay: OW! What the heck was that for?!

Cole: Level up, dude.


Rebooted

Jay: HMM... I WONDER IF MY NINDROID CAN FLY.

Zane: *magically flies up*

Jay: OH.


Sons of Garmadon

Zane: HAHA! Got your lungs!

Mr. E: And I got your face!

Zane: *puts hand on part where face falls off*


Possession

Nya: Hey! Wanna visit my dad?

Morro: Sure. *follows Nya then stops* HAH, comedy.


Possession

Nya: I think we should just be friends. *runs*

Cole: *on the verge of tears* Mommy-


Skybound

Jay: PIRATE ATTACK!

Misfortunes' Keep: *floating around*

Jay: Throw the CHEEESEEEE! *throws cheese*

Kai: Oh.


Prime Empire

Jay: *presses button* Hm, a game out.


Bruh, what the chicken stuff was that all about?

I planned on coping and pasting the original, but there were many mistakes so I just rewrote the whole thing XD Hopefully someone got a crack out of this (I sure did at first) I'll be making some about my own funny things next chapter.

I hope you enjoyed!

Peace!

-TBL