I should be continuing on Shape of the Shifters yet here I am, writing chicken stuff. -_- Classic me.
SOOOOO I wrote this last year after watching a FNAF Try not to laugh video and decided "Hey! What if I write a weird story about the Ninja replacing this that no on will ever read?" And so, there I was, little ol' me writing this as my siblings looked at me like: Why are we related?
I may have changed some of the lines and stuff to fit the characters. (Really, I had no idea what I was writing)
I don't own Ninjago or any of the original lines I changed and wrote down here a year ago. Everything belongs to their owners.
(Edit: I thank Night Ninja giving me a hint about the owner of the ASDF Movies, TomSka)
Rise of the Serpentine
Misako: Lloyd, take the dog.
Lloyd: Yes, Mother. *shoots Ultra Dragon*
Misako: For a walk, Lloyd.
Way of the Ninja
Jay: Hey, Kai! Did you know carrots are good for your eyes?!
Kai: *legitimately sticks carrots in eyes* u lied 2 me.
Way of the Ninja
Sensei Wu: Welcome to stand up school.
Jay: *FLOP*
Sensei Wu: *sadly* And you failed...
Rebooted
Zane: *walking down the streets, singing and waving arms around* It's a lovely day to walk down the road, if I ever stop singing I will explode!
Lloyd: Hey, Zane!
Zane: wut hav u dun *explodes*
Lloyd: ._.'
Secrets of Forbidden Spinjitzu
Nya: Oh, look! A puppy!
Jay: Careful, honey: he has a knife.
Puppy: *actual Zane in a cloak* What? No I don't...
Legacy of the Green Ninja - while moving into the apartment
Kai: *pushes large, heavy box* Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
Kai: *dials Cole's number on phone* Hello?
Cole: Hey, what's up?
Kai: I need your help, can you come?
Cole: I-I can't, I'm buying cake.
Kai: Alright, well, hurry up and get over here.
Cole: I-I can't, there's only soup. *pulls up can of Zane's Healthy Soup*
Kai: *slowly and deadly* …What do you mean there's only soup…..?
Cole: It means there's only soup….
Kai: Well, then, get out of the soup aisle! *bangs box and crushes Nya unto the wall*
Cole: *winces* Okay, okay, you don't have to shout at me!
Cole: *sees a cake box*
Cole: *stares as eyes grow big*
Cake Box: *opens up—more Zane's Healthy Soup*
Cole: Ugh, there's more soup.
Kai: What do you mean there more soup?
Cole: There's more soup!
Kai: Go to the next aisle!
Cole: There's still soup!
Kai: Where are you at?!
Cole: I-I'm at soup…
Kai: What do you mean 'you're at soup?!
Cole: It means I'm at SOUP!
Kai: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Cole: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Kai: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CAKE AT THE SOUP STORE?!
AND THEN THERE'S A HUGE EXPLOSION THAT ZA-
Legacy of the Green Ninja - Child's Play
Cole: I like singing.
Jay: I like dancing.
Zane: I like trains. *train rides over*
Rebooted - on a teacher's meeting...
Zane: Cole, do you have anything to drink?
Cole: Yeah, in the fridge.
Kai: Hey, Zane, can you pour me a glass of milk?
Zane: *opens the fridge* Well, we do not have any MI~ILK, but we have milk! *pulls out Zane's Vitamin D Milk*
Cole: *glances at Kai* That's what he just said.
Zane: No, Kai said MALK like as if it were some kind of disease or sickness.
Cole: *chuckles* How do you say it?
Zane: *closes the fridge* I say it how everyone else should say it. Milk! M. I. L. K.
Cole: Ya like two percent!
Kai: Whole milk.
Zane: No, no, no, say milkshake.
Kai: …Milkshake.
Zane: Now say milk.
Kai: …..Malk!
Zane: (): Cole, are you hearing this?
Cole: Yeah, Kai wants a glass of mulk.
Zane: MULK?!
Cole: *Bangs the table* Give him the mulk Zane!
Sensei Wu: *peaks head by the door* Cole, use your inside voice.
Cole: Sorry, Sensei….
Sensei Wu: *nods, and goes*
Kai: Zane, just… pour me…. A glass….. of malk! *slams the table*
Zane: Why are you shouting at me?
Cole: Zane, just pour Kai the glass of mulk!
Zane: You guys are not even saying it right!
Kai: We're all saying MALK!
Zane: YOU'RE saying MALK!
Kai: AAAAAHAHHHHHH!
Cole: DAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGHH!
Zane: *winces*
Cole: MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kai: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! *points sword on forehead*
Cole: *pulls up scythe and points it at Kai* Don't do it, Kai! Don't do it!
Kai: Wait, you're going to strike me if I strike myself?
Cole: …?... *points syce at Zane*
Zane: *eyes go white* O_O'
Cole: Don't do it, Kai! Don't do it!
*present*
Kai: *on the phone* And so we all pulled the trigger—
A couple of years after Dr. Julien built Zane...
Zane: *wearing a cap backwards and golden chain singing with auto-tune* oOOooo baby, I love you baby-
Maya: *holding baby Nya* STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
Baby Nya: But Mommy, I love hi-
Hunted
Kid Wu: Dad, I'm hungry.
Cole: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad!
Kid Wu/Hungry: Why did you name me this way?
Skybound
Nya: *lying on the grass with Jay* It's so beautiful our here.
Jay: I know- it's just you, me and the moon.
The moon (which is actually just Zane's face): HEY! YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS!
Possession
Zane: *walks to Lloyd's side holding a banana* Hey, wanna a banan-AH AH AHHHH *face falls off showing exoskeleton*
Lloyd: *screams and runs*
Ghost Cole: Who wants haunted cake?!
March of the Oni
Kai: Don't jump, Lloyd!
Jay: You have so much to live for!
Zane: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! *FLOP*
Everyone: *FLOP*
Lloyd: *falls and FLOP*
Rise of the Serpentine
Kid Lloyd: *rings doorbell and runs*
Sensei Wu: YOU DARN KID GET OFF ME PROPERTY!
Skybound
Echo: *about to eat sandwich*
Zane: *comes running and starts punching sandwich*
Echo: Hey, wait- what are you doing?!
Zane: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SANDWICH!
Echo: NOOO-
Somewhere in the future...
Zane: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing... homework.
Nya: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!
Hunted
Cole: Now, son, don't touch that cactus.
Kid Wu: *somehow magically sticks unto cactus*
Cole: Ur ded 2 me.
Possession
Titanium Zane: I-I can't wait to eat this doughnut! *holds sandwich*
Ronin: Sure ya can!
Titanium Zane: Y-Yeah, you're right, :(
Somewhere in the future...
Jay: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Nya: *burning everything* BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
Rise of the Serpentine
Nya: Who wants cookies?
Kai, Cole, Jay and Lloyd: ME ME ME ME!
Zane: I like trains. *train rides over*
Hunted
Kai: Hey, are you hungry?
Zane: No, I'm crazy!
Sandwich: *falls off the cactus*
Skybound
Echo: Hey, Zane! PLAYTHATTHINGWHEREYOUFALLOFFTHESTAIRS!
Zane: SURE THING BROTHER! *rolls down and lands of piano*
Echo: I love it!
Hands of Time/Sons of Garmadon
Cole: *stares at a cake* Mmmhhh! *cuts with knife*
Cake: AARGH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? ARGH!
Cole: AAAHH WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Cake: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!
Cake's Kids: Daddy!
Cake: ARGH! Tell my kids I love them! *falls off the table*
Cole: NOO!
Cake's Kids: NOOO-
And that is why Cole gave up on cake.
Rebooted
Kai: The Science Show!
Zane: PIANO!
Piano: *falls on Zane*
Zane: Who even thot of this?!
Possession
Jay: Hey, wanna go to a party tonight?
Cole: Aww, I'd love to, but I'm a ghost.
Jay: But you're not dead-
Cole: *shoots himself and is now a ghost* Bye, Jason!
Skybound
Nya: Oh, look! A butterfly! *grabs butterfly*
Jay: Nya, no!
Nya: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *flies away with butterfly*
Butterfly (Nadakhan): She's mine now, Jay!
Prime Empire
PIXAL the chair: How do you like my new shoes, Zane?
Zane: *drinking coffee and reading newspaper* You are a chair, darling.
PIXAL the chair: I CAN DREAM TOO, ZANE!
Long before time had a name...
Dr. Julien: What are you up to son?
Zane: I like trains.
Dr. Julien: *chuckles* Yes, you do, son- yes you do.
Rebooted
Cole: They told me I couldn't teach a nindroid to drive!
Zane: *drives crazily* HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
Cole: No, nindroid! No!
Zane: *drives over cliff that appeared from nowhere*
Prime Empire
Cole: *punches Jay on the face*
Jay: OW! What the heck was that for?!
Cole: Level up, dude.
Rebooted
Jay: HMM... I WONDER IF MY NINDROID CAN FLY.
Zane: *magically flies up*
Jay: OH.
Sons of Garmadon
Zane: HAHA! Got your lungs!
Mr. E: And I got your face!
Zane: *puts hand on part where face falls off*
Possession
Nya: Hey! Wanna visit my dad?
Morro: Sure. *follows Nya then stops* HAH, comedy.
Possession
Nya: I think we should just be friends. *runs*
Cole: *on the verge of tears* Mommy-
Skybound
Jay: PIRATE ATTACK!
Misfortunes' Keep: *floating around*
Jay: Throw the CHEEESEEEE! *throws cheese*
Kai: Oh.
Prime Empire
Jay: *presses button* Hm, a game out.
Bruh, what the chicken stuff was that all about?
I planned on coping and pasting the original, but there were many mistakes so I just rewrote the whole thing XD Hopefully someone got a crack out of this (I sure did at first) I'll be making some about my own funny things next chapter.
I hope you enjoyed!
Peace!
-TBL