The Bash Street Rebellion

In Bash Street School, Beanotown, Mrs' Creecher's class, A History lesson was in Progress.

"Now, class." Said Mrs Creecher, adjusting her glasses. "We are going to be learning about the French Revolution"

The class looked interested for a moment, especially Minnie.

"Revolution, you say?" Asked Dennis.

"Yes." Said Mrs Creecher. She held up a blue hat. "This is a Bicorne. It was worn by Napoleon, an important figure in the revolution, and much of history.

"Now, turn to page 46 of your textbooks, and- Oh, Minnie!" She gasped.

Minnie was speed-reading the pages of the book, highly interested.

"Well done Minnie!" Mrs Creecher congratulated. "Its nice of you to finally take interest in lessons!"

Not likely.

Minnie suddenly leapt from her desk, snatched the Bicorne off Mrs Creecher, and jumped onto her desk.

"School Rule 627-" Began Mrs Creecher.

"Viva La Revolution!" Screamed Minnie.

Everyone suddenly roared. Minnie had used Mob Psychology, even if she had not known what it had meant.

Dennis put up his Hand. "Can I be your number Two?"

"Sure, Mate!" Cried Minnie.

"Then VIVA LA REVOLUTION!" Yelled Dennis.

Mrs Creecher dived under her desk, and pressed a button labelled: 'STUDENT REBELLION ALARM!'

An alarm that went 'QUACK, QUACK' Suddenly went off.

Mr Throbb and the Bash Street Teacher screamed in terror.

"That's the Student Rebellion Alarm!" They both cried, in their respective classrooms.

Perhaps they shouldn't have said it in front of their class, who immediately yelled: "REBELLION!"

The Teachers of Bash Street school ran out of the building in terror, screaming for their mums.

...

The students met in the assembly hall, with Tricky Dicky, Minnie, Dennis, Roger, and Danny all standing before them.

"Students!" They cried.

Every student listened up, with the exception of Walter and his Gang, Little Eric, Cuthbert, and Fatty Fudge.

"Today is a new Day!" Screamed Minnie. "I declare myself EMPRESS OF THE SCHOOL!"

Everyone cheered, except Dennis, Dicky, and the Bash Street Kids.

"Hang on! Why should you be in charge!?" Demanded Dennis.

"Yeah!" Cried Danny and Dicky.

Roger Stepped in. "I suggest we split into factions. Take different territories."

Everyone nodded. Roger took out a map of Beanotown. They divided the school up into territories.

"Can I be your second-in-command now Minnie?" Asked Roger.

"Sure you can!" Replied Minnie, Slapping him on the Back.

...

I'm just gonna Say who's in which faction.

Dennis's Faction:

-Dennis himself

-Gnasher and Gnipper (he smuggled them into the school)

-JJ

-Pie Face

-Rubi

-Billy Whizz

-Background characters from Dennis's classroom, and the other ones in his territory.

Minnie's Faction:

-Minnie Herself

-Roger

-Background Characters from Minnie's territory.

Danny's Faction:

-Danny

-The rest of the Bash street Kids

-Background characters from Danny's territory.

Dicky's Faction:

-Dicky himself

-Edd

-Calamity James

-Background- oh you get the point.

...

Mayor Wilbur Brown was doing Work in his office when the Teachers, Eric, Walter and his gang, Cuthbert, and Fatty Fudge.

"Dad! Dennis, Minnie, Roger, Dicky, and the Bash Street kids have taken over the school!" Yelled Walter.

Wilbur stood up. "I don't believe it!" He groaned. "I will not be humiliated by a bunch of kids!" He vowed.

"Um, they've already done so. I mean, a bunch of times." Piped up Teacher.

Wilbur glared at him.

...

Minnie sat on a throne made of chopped up desks, and Mrs Creecher's chair with the wheels and stand removed.

While Dennis had taken Mrs Creecher's Classroom, she had taken the bit above that.

Things were going great!

But not for the remaining staff members.

The Two Olives were forced to make food, not to eat, but as ammunition. They had ordered Pizza instead, the employees passing it through the Window.

Frank the Caretaker had been turned into a Servant by Dennis, who was having him do things from errands to boot-licking.

Tricky Dicky had set up so many traps that only HE knew them all.

Minnie was the worst of all. She had taken over the school PA system, and was using it to shout insults and announcements across the school. But mainly insults.

"Dennis is a Wimp! Dicky's hair is dumb! Gnasher's teeth are blunt!"

"This means War!" yelled dennis, in his part of the school, shaking his fist into the air.

"Rubi! Get me a freeze ray!"

Rubi handed him a freeze ray.

"Where do you keep these?" Asked JJ.

"Oh, in that Box over there." Replied Rubi, pointing to a box near a vent.

They went to thinking of a plan, not noticing the vent door opening, and being gently set down by Wilfred, who grabbed a laser blaster from the box.

"Hey, Dennis, is Wilfred on our team?" Asked Pie face, pointing.

Wilfred fired the laser blaster hitting Dennis. He was charred, but okay.

"Wow." He muttered, as Wilfred hotfooted it through the vent.

"Oh, rats!" Yelled Dennis.

...

Wilfred Came out of the vent in class IIB.

Danny snatched the Zapper from him.

"Nice one, Wilf!" He said, taking a practice shot at the wall.

"Thanks, Danny!"

...

Roger came up to Minnie.

"Min! Dennis's Faction has a load of ray guns and Danny's Faction had one too!"

"They may have laser Zappers, but you have me!" Minnie Declared.

Everyone cheered, except Roger, who had more sense.

...

The Four Factions Met in the playground.

Minnie, sitting on her throne, which was being carried by Two unfortunate students, said: "I give you all the chance to surrender, and we'll only beat you up!"

Needless to say, that didn't work. Except for one person.

"I surrender then!" Said Smiffy, who was pulled back by Plug.

The four forces met in battle.

Danny zapped people with his blaster, while everyone else on his team used the food of the two Olives.

Dennis's team used their blasters, freezing people, zapping people, teleporting people. One student zapped fatty with a teleporting ray, and he landed on poor Wilfrid, Toots, and Edd.

Dicky's team used all of Dicky's tricks. Whoopie cushions, slime, you name it.

Minnie's team, however, was winning, because Min was a good rabble-rouser, and they were armed with classroom supplied, which were surprisingly effective as the ray guns.

Calamity James ran amongst everyone, bringing down the wrath of his bad luck amongst them.

Minnie, Danny, Dicky, and Dennis were all in a four-way duel.

Just as all seemed like the school was doomed...

WHEE-WHOO-WHEE-WHOO-WHEE!

The sound of a police siren distracted everybody.

They all went to the closed gate. The Police, and all their parents were there, as well as the members of the school who ran for it an Wilbur.

"DENNIS!" Yelled Sandra Menace, Dennis's mum. "GET OVER HERE!" She ordered in her most thunderous voice.

Dennis, who was scared of his mum, climbed over the gate and ran to his mum, who gave him an icy glare.

The Bash Street kids were not so easily scared. "We don't want to go!" Yelled Danny.

Unfortunately, Wilbur had a plan. "Smiffy!" He held up a stick. "Here boy!"

Daft and Dumb Smiffy charged, his head thick enough to break through the gate.

Bananaman flew in, and grabbed every kid, carrying them to the waiting arms of their parents.

"YOU ABSOLUTE-" Yelled Minnie, who had not been captured.

"Well, you got them but you won't get me!" She yelled.

"I offer you Biscuits!" Said her dad.

"Biscuits!?" She slobbered.

"Chocolate Biscuits." Her dad Replied.

She rushed out, abandoning her subjects, and ate the biscuits.

Dicky's faction refused to give up.

"We shall fight to the end!" Dicky yelled.

Calamity James yelled loudest of all.

Up above, a plane carrying fishing nets soared. One security Guard accidentally lent on the 'Open' Leader, and the fishing nets tumbled out of their crates, which for some reason did not move.

The nets landed on Dicky's Gang, trapping them.

"Oh, RATS!" They yelled.

The Kids were all taken home.

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