Hehe... this chapter is my last post in the summer break, but that doesn't mean that I'm done with fanfics. It just means that the time between chapters will be longer because of schoolwork. And since this is the end of the summer break and this an Azumanga Daioh fanfic:

"Today is the first day of school. Today is the first day of school. Today is the first day of school. Today is the first day of school. Ahahahaha...the summer vacation will still continue. Everyone, let's go to the blue sea. Smashing watermelons and beach volleyball are fun. Ahahahaha...today is the first day of school. Today is the first day of school. Today is the first day of school..."

Osaka: Uh-oh, Rachel-chan is gettin' the summer funk.

Tomo: Chiyosuke! Use your spell to bring out Rachel-chan's motivation!

Chiyo: Okay! Rachel-chan... Get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated...

Tomo: We're going to be here for a while, aren't we?

Osaka: Yes, yes we will.


After the Kimura incident, the girls (and Maya) decided to go to Adventure Land. The jungle feel of the area surrounds the girls and Osaka wanders away from her friends.

"Man, this palace feels less like a cheap theme park and more like an actual jungle," Kagura said.

"Yeah, those Americans make this park look like heaven compare to Magic Land!" Tomo added, "Say, where's Osaka? 'Cause I want to show her a pirate ride."

"She had left to find…" Yomi paused, "Pineapple ice cream."

"Pineapple… ice cream?" Tomo said, cracking up before bursting into manic laughter, "Blahahahahaha! Pineapple ice cream?! That's as non-existent as reindeer!"

Osaka returned to her friends with a cup of pineapple soft-serve. "Hey, y'all!" she said with her signature smile, "I finally got mah ice cream. Though, them Americans are callin' it a 'Dole Whip' or somethin' like that. Say, does anyone wanna try some?"

While Tomo was still laughing, Sakaki remains silent, and Kagura and Yomi said no, Chiyo said yes and Osaka gave her a spoon of Dole Whip, which caused Chiyo-chan to squee in happiness. And as we all know, any time Chiyo-chan does something cute, expect her friends to get hypnotized by the cute.

"So Osaka, can we have some?" the four other girls asked.

One Dole Whip Enjoyment Sequence Later…

"Alright, everyone!" Tomo announced, "After Yomi has regretted another one of her diets, it's time to rides some rides!"

"Ms. Sakaki and I are going to the Jungle Cruise," Chiyo said, but before she leaves, she gives Tomo a booklet full of Fast Passes, "You may need this, it might come in handy."

"Chiyosuke, since when do I, Tomo-chan, will use these pieces of-" Tomo paused when she saw a cast member holding a sign saying: Line for Pirates of the Caribbean Starts Here.

"What you're going to say, Tomo?" Yomi said, "' This line's longer than the line for the bread back in school.'"

"You took those words right out of my mouth, Yomi."

As Chiyo and Sakaki were riding the Jungle Cruise, enjoying the robo-animals and cringing at American comedy, the Knuncleheads and Yomi were waiting in the comedically long line that conveniently appeared as soon as Chiyo-chan gave Tomo the Fast Pass booklet. As always, Tomo and Kagura can't keep their patience, Yomi is getting fed up from Tomo's complaining, and Osaka is too busy musing with herself. But, suddenly, Yomi felt her glasses slipping off her face.

"What in the-?" Yomi thought, "My glasses! They're stolen! This could mean one thing." She put her hand onto Tomo's shoulder and was about to hurt her best friend, but Osaka stops Yomi.

"It ain't Tomo-chan or Kagura-chan that stole yer glasses," Osaka said, "It was the chipmunk that stole 'em." She points to a chipmunk walk-about character jumping around and waving around Yomi's glasses.

"Hey, chip-punk!" Tomo shouted, "Stealing Yomi's glasses are my thing!" She rolled up the skirt of her outfit and started to chase the chipmunk, knocking over the guests in front of the line.

"Man, Tomo's little fiasco has shortened the line!" Kagura said, pointing at the now-cleared line, "Now's the chance before the line re-fills!"

Kagura and Yomi start to run after Tomo, with Osaka on Kagura's back. Once the four girls enter the boarding area, the chipmunk stopped and taunts the wildcat idiot, but Tomo pounced on the chipmunk, grabbing Yomi's glasses and landing in the boat. The other three girls board the ride vehicle, with Yomi boarding the same row that Tomo landed.

"Are you okay, Tomo?" Yomi asked.

The wildcat idiot sat up and handed out Yomi's glasses. "Here you go, Yomi," she said, "You're glasses, uncracked and unscratched!"

Yomi grabbed her glasses and put them on, then Tomo put out her hand, expecting Yomi to punch her in the face for disturbing the peace, but instead, Yomi hugs her. The Americans, see the two friends hugging each other, got this to say:

"D'uh!"

One Pirate Ride Later…

Kaori was near the entrance of the Jungle Cruise when Sakaki and Chiyo-chan were going out of the ride, having some fun. She hoped to catch some of her Ms. Sakaki's aura by riding the rides Sakaki rode on, so she got in the line and boarded the boat. But the skipper she got was none other than:

" HELLOOOO everyone, welcome to the Jungle Cruise! I'm your skipper, Kimura, and we're going to have a fun time!"

Kaori's eyes became dull as Mr. Kimura said those words. "How in the world did he get here?!" she thought, "I thought Mickey Mouse had thrown him out of the park!"

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse shows up, swinging for the vines, snatch Mr. Kimura out of the boat, and replace him with a sane skipper.

"Um, what just happened?," the skipper said, "One minute, I was waiting for you guys to board the boat, and the next minute, a creepy Japanese man tied me up. Anyhow, I'm Skipper Dan, and I'll be your tour guide on the Jungle Cruise!"

Kaori sighed as she sees Mickey Mouse saluting to her. "Arigato, Mickey Mouse-san," she said, smiling at the mouse, "ARIGATO!"


Chiyo: ...Get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated, get motivated...(catches her breath) Get motivated...(faints)

Osaka: Well, that failed.

Tomo: And that leaves us with no choice... Kagura, give Rachel some motivation!

Kagura: Are you sure?

Tomo: You manage to snap me and Osaka out of the summer funk, so you can do the same thing to Rachel-chan.

Kagura: Okay, then. (punches Rachel in the back)

Rachel: I LIVEEEEEEEEE! Anyhow, next chapter, Surviving the wrath of the Yukarimobile will finally pay off for Osaka and Chiyo as they ride Big Thunder Mountian and a super special celebrity cameo by...

Tomo: LUPIN!

Rachel: No! I got somebody better...

Pedobear: Hello there, little girls.

The Knuckleheads: AAAAAAHHHHHH! (run away for the Pedobear)

Rachel: So, read, fav, and review!

Disclaimer: I don't Azumanga Daioh or The Magic Kingdom. If I owned both, I'll be the ruler of the world